What have you bought recently?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Decided to move away from a manual and this appears to be the best around right now.

Arriving tomorrow.

[Davgooner]

You didn't buy that off an Iranian on eBay by any chance did you?

[John]

There's a top battery salesman in Jersey if you need some spares.

[Smiffy]

.....

[Magic]

You didn't buy that off an Iranian on eBay by any chance did you?

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I wouldn't go near Taz and his mental markups.

[Benny]

Probably made somewhere trustworthy like Ukraine.

[Magic]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B...ef_=sr_ph&sr=1

She's at the stage where we can have our old car seat and this one at the same time, not for long though. Scary times. Apparently this one does them until they are 11/12. I remember being in a shitty booster thing when I was about 4 or something then front seat all the way.

Road safety in the 90s.

[phonics]

Why would you need 2 car seats? For you to sit in the back when your wife can't be bothered to listen to you moan any more?

[Magic]

Because we have two cars you utter fruit.

[Benny]

Shots being fired all over the forum.

[phonics]

Shots being fired all over the forum.

Don't worry, I know how my bread is buttered.

[Magic]

How could you, Ben.

[phonics]

This is like that moment in a Wedding when the Vicar says "Or forever hold your peace."

[Magic]

I wouldn't be surprised if we weren't the only ones, Joe.

[Benny]

Friends with everyone... Except one.

[Magic]

Lol @ @ScousePig

[Davgooner]

For fuck sake.

[SvN]

A car seat for a fucking 12 year old? Hopefully it won't clash with their velcro trainers.

[Magic]

You lol now, but we'll see when the other 12 year olds are suffering from internal decapitation and skint knees because they aren't wearing elbow pads. Fucking losers.

[Mike]

Two Morrisons own brand LED light bulbs. They're as bright as the bulbs they replaced. The package claims they're an A+ energy rating and should last 25 years. I'll have paid off my mortgage before I have to buy new bulbs!

[Giggles]

Friends with everyone... Except one.

I really hope you've done all that ironically. Or that you're really 11.

[Benny]

I really hope you've done all that ironically. Or that you're really 11.

[Disco]

I want it recorded now that I only accepted ironically.

[Magic]

Fuck sake, supposed to be cutting back this month, bought that seat, then trainers, now the wife is going on some fucking bollocks tanning course and buying a kit costing £160. Oh yeah and I bought a lego kit and a Barbie doll and car for £25 LOL. Consumerism is killing me.

fml

[Toby]

Has she checked if the course cost would be eligible for ILA?

[Magic]

It's a small private one, so probably not. Who cares anyway, this means I'll have her hot friends in my room naked. Time to invest in that GoPro.

[phonics]

Tanning course

[Pepe]

What the fuck is a tanning course?

[Baz]

Learning how to effectively apply fake tan to others, I imagine.

Where do I sign up?

[Lewis]

He was bragging about how good he was at 'money management' earlier. In that case, why are you having to cut back?

Things you're not good at: Telling lies.

[phonics]

'Is she orange there yet?'
'No'
'Put some on then'
'Ok'

Can see why it's setting Magic back.

[Pepe]

Oh. As in that spray shit? Lol at that.

[Boydy]

He was bragging about how good he was at 'money management' earlier. In that case, why are you having to cut back?

Things you're not good at: Telling lies.

I read that as 'training' first time around. Tanning course, jesus christ.

[Benny]

I thought the Scottish preferred getting cancer from sunbeds rather than the fake stuff?

[Magic]

He was bragging about how good he was at 'money management' earlier. In that case, why are you having to cut back?

Things you're not good at: Telling lies.

Because we've been indulging too much. I need to get our balance before pay back up to 2 grand.

[Toby]

I read that as 'training' first time around. Tanning course, jesus christ.

Yep, me too. I hope to Christ that sort of thing isn't eligible for funding.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

Noticed it was down to £50 on Amazon and I couldn't say no.

[Yevrah]

Must be black Wednesday week on Amazon again soonish.

I've kept my powder dry for a while, but I'll be BD in that.

[Giggles]

I bought myself a gaming headset and a beer horn thing.

[igor_balis]

Just got a nasal hair trimmer.

[Mike]

Some Oven Stickers, as my ovens markings are coming off.

[Giggles]

Decided to get the most important Christmas present of all this evening. Mine.

http://www.dell.com/ie/business/p/ch...mebook-13-7310

[Magic]

Tesco Direct have a pretty decent sale on, I managed to get a Philips Steam Iron reduced from £109.99 to £49.50, and did my Clubcard boost to take another £30 off. £19.50 for a steam generator.

[Giggles]

Tesco Direct have a pretty decent sale on, I managed to get a Philips Steam Iron reduced from £109.99 to £49.50, and did my Clubcard boost to take another £30 off. £19.50 for a steam generator.

That's about the saddest thing I've ever read.

[Magic]

Well a small, fat bald nearly 50 year old heavy smoker driving thousands of miles a day in a shithole van across the anus of Ireland is about the saddest thing I've ever read.

[Giggles]

Well a small, fat bald nearly 50 year old heavy smoker driving thousands of miles a day in a shithole van across the anus of Ireland is about the saddest thing I've ever read.

But it's a fucking iron.

[John]

Someone on Facebook has just said they're excited to see 'Jordan Davies from Ex on the Beach' in a club on new year's eve, so both of you fuck up. You're beaten.

[Giggles]

Someone on Facebook has just said they're excited to see 'Jordan Davies from Ex on the Beach' in a club on new year's eve, so both of you fuck up. You're beaten.

I'll go with that.

[Pepe]

Well a small, fat bald nearly 50 year old heavy smoker driving thousands of miles a day in a shithole van across the anus of Ireland is about the saddest thing I've ever read.