Oh shit. Nice. I'll have to watch tomorrow then.
£20 of he places in the top 5 from 50p. £120 if he wins.
I am massively racist towards people of an Asian persuasion though.
I'd quite like to see him win a major. Seems fun.
Hideki is the best ever player from Asia in terms of ability. Doesn't always mean you win a major but he could well do.
Smylie is a right bolter. Only got his tour card six months ago. Qualified for this by virtue of randomly winning in Las Vegas from about 1000 shots behind.
He'll be quite a lot better than both of them, although I'm a big KJ fan (he's having a good season this year in fact). YE Yang winning a major... well, there's hope for us all.
Those in the know say that Hideki is perhaps the purest striker of an iron in the world at the moment.
One thing I love about golf is that improbable major winners actually happen, and with a not terrible frequency.
Shaun Micheel had one win in his entire career, but it was the US PGA. He still plays it every year, too. Good on him.
Rich Beem seeing off Tiger Woods in the PGA that year was absolutely classic.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2000_PGA_Championship
Some good nearly ones headed up by that as well. I mean, who the fuck is Bob May? And Tiger was probably playing the best golf that has ever been played.
I bet Westwood missed those other two practice putts as well. Save it for the course Lee!
There's a man in this called "Bryson DeChambreau" who looks like this?
Lol.
Westwood with a ghastly three putt already. It must be Masters Sunday.
Aye. Never change Lee, never change.
I suppose being so comprehensively donned by Mike Ashley would be enough to drive lesser men out of the sport entirely.
Not an ideal start by the German.
Who's top 5?
I'm a twit
Shane Lowry can actually smile.
No one quite goes to bits like our Rory.
Need someone to make a move or this is going to turn into a right shitmunching procession. Kaufman missing that putt at the first was criminal.
Davis Love
Sat down to watch some of this and within five minutes Smylie was in among the trees so I've decided to just avoid it and hope for the best.
I don't care if Westwood is a bottler, there's a birdie. Mon.
Spieth is a putting machine so far. I was getting very nervous that McIlroy eagle might drop too.
The fat Thai lad is making a charge
Kjeldsen would be fun to follow on a round.
Speith is such a putting succubus. He seemingly leaches the ability to putt from everyone else on the course.
I eagerly await the day he develops the yips.
Westy's on the charge!
Has a bit of a feel to that time Schwartzel went mental over the closing holes and won this. Someone needs to do something similar (not Speith).
'Mon Westwood you prick.
That one just then was the first good iron shot Spieth's hit all day. It's infuriating. I would love literally any of the challengers to beat him.
The problem at Augusta (and most American courses) is that it is fairly hard for him to hit a bad shot.
How did that tee shot on the par 3 just before end where it did? Must have been some sneaky patron cunt in the bushes to kick it back out.
It's fun when Rory has a meltdown.
Has Butch Harmon said "ATTA BOY LEE" yet? That's when the collapse is imminent.
That shot of McIlroy looking all cocky and the change to disbelief as it went for a swim has made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
I need zinks old smiley.
There it is Lee. Call for the blinkers.
Peter Alliss talking about Premiership footballer hair cuts there was brilliant.
I love golf commentators.
The difference between Spieth and his pursuers mentally is absolutely colossal. Only hope here is Willett making a charge round the back 9, but even then Spieth will just bore his way to a 68 and win easily.
An absolute geezer.
He's going to have to do a McIlroy on the back 9 to let others in.
Sadly I don't see that happening.
Fucking hell
Near two in one.
Even with this book in running:
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I'm still willing on a Spieth collapse. It's the others' fault, none of the mongs past -2.
He's on the ropes
Hopefully.