Is it?
Have I missed some sort of duck joke?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?sour...2j0l4.1632j0j7
I was so chuffed with myself too, didn't even notice until I read it back.
Oh I see.
It's mallard to remember the names of different breeds of duck.
My parents have given me some really fancy confit d'onion which is like an onion marmalade. What do I do with it?
Spread it on toast?
Homely cottage pie tonight for tea.
Eat it with cheese and crackers/biscuits.
He does, yeah, the backwards idiot.
Just had a sainsburys jerk chicken pizza, it was pretty decent. Is it just me, or are pizza express pizzas a bit shit?
The supermarket ones or the actual ones you buy from Pizza Express itself? The former are just okay, the latter are pretty good.
Also, you should definitely have done a video review of your pizza.
The former. Not disgusting, but no better than the own brand ones.
The Asda finest pizzas are great though, easily the nicest supermarket ones I've had. All you cunts should try the stonebaked herb chicken one, it is fucking mega.
And I already did a video review:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiWSKpAR7sc
I made a satay sauce last night to go with chicken and rice. Somewhere along the road I must have not added some sort of thinning out agent, because it was the thickest, richest sauce I have ever made (and I'm a bit of a sauce fiend (wahey! (lads))). Bloody nice though.
The 'Sloppy Joe' takeaway style Chicago Town pizzas are the best by miles.
Pizza is never one that is really look forward to over other fast foods.
My favourite of all would nearly be the supermarket ones you get covered in clingfilm from the deli counter.
Can you cook, Igor?
Yeah, I'm pretty decent actually. Make a fucking killer tomato and vegetable pasta sauce. Supermarket pizzas are just my go-to lazy dinner.
I made a great lasagna last night, and home-made garlic cheesy bread. Got it for lunch today as well, minus the garlic bread.
Made thai green chicken skewers with ginger and sesame KEEENWAAAH tonight. It was nice, but I'm weird craving ice cream after.
Them ponce pizzas supermarkets do annoy me, with their stupid crusts and blobs of tasteless mozzarella that don't serve any purpose. The create your own ones Asda do are the best shop pizzas around, and probably the best value pizzas in the entire universe.
In fact, apart from when you get heavily-discounted bread before the shop shuts, they might be the best value food generally. It's three fifty for a fourteen inch pizza with whatever you want on it. You can pay three fifty for a shit pasty in train stations (as David Cameron lied about doing). I'm getting emotional thinking about it.
Yep they're the ones I meant earlier. Asda ones being particularly good. Mountains of stuff on them.
They're so good that I put up with the div who makes them taking liberties and being overly-familiar with me. If that happened at a sandwich shop I would burn it down or murder him.
Just ordered a pizza. You could select five toppings so I went with:
Chicken
Sausage
Sweetcorn
Extra mozzarella
Olives
Not sure what made me choose olives but I can't wait. £14 well spent.
Sure I could have gone Asda and saved a bit of moolah but I've had 2 beers already.
I'm a twit
Should have got a bus to Asda.
Olives on a pizza is amazing.
Not a fan of sweetcorn on a pizza though.
I don't hate sweetcorn, but I've noticed it is disproportionately eaten by the fussy eater brigade. I've known a few people who 'don't like fruit and veg' but eat sweetcorn. The Coldplay of vegetables.
It never appeals to me, but I have a couple of corn on the cobs if I need a good clearout.
I used to take a tin of sweetcorn into work with me for lunch and just eat straight out of it with a fork.
I really abhor chicken on a pizza.
Sweetcorn goes brilliantly on a pizza with pepperoni, but not much else.
It was magnificent.
I'm a twit
Got a Dominos for tea after, was a bit meh. I should have braved the rugby cunts and their horrid spawn earlier and went out for a proper meal.
I made a steak and kidney pie tonight. It was banging.
Thinking about getting a curry in tonight.
Home made bolognese from the freezer tonight. How lonely.
I've never understood why people ruin perfectly good steak pies by putting shitty, paper-tasting kidney in them.
I liked it, it gives it a different flavour. I made it for my dad though. He'd been talking about making one for ages and hadn't got round to it and it was his birthday today so I was being nice.
Driving fat people's cars for them, making tea for the elderly. Mate you're on form this week.
It's Owen Jones' fault.
I'm lovely, I just don't show you bastards that.
1 Chicken Karma Bahar
1 Pilau Rice
1 Keema Naan
1 Bombay Aloo
Have you got two curries there?
Nope.
Curry
Rice
Bread
Potatoes
No Chicken Chaat is a missed opportunity though.
Not tried that Sarge. What's the crack?
Normally they are two curry dishes. I've never seen solitary aloo.