You no longer need to see their new movie. This is clearly the best part.
Googling random wrestling clips and ended up on this one:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xjg...08-02-01_sport
He was so good on the mic. Makes his appearances these days all the more tragic. I'd still go mental if his music hit on the next show, mind.
The Rock will never leave the WWF
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I'm now About ten minutes into Stone Cold's podcast with Paige and considering binning it. Quite aside from the fact that her parents seem like genuinely awful people she's really quite irritating. Dunno if she's nervous or if she always babbles away and tosses her hair about all the fucking time as she is in this.
Is no one going to mention what's going on with the Undertakers hair?
The years look like they're starting to catch up with him too. I can't imagine it's going to stay as just Shane v 'Taker for long.
He's still got it
The hair's putting Shawn Michaels to shame now, he's approaching the full Heyman.
He's looked like a pensioner for years, Lesnar throwing him about like a sack of potatoes seems to have accelerated the process. Which is fair enough I suppose.
Hogan's won his court case to the tune of $115m. And Sting retired the other day.
If you're filmed by friends
When you bang their bride
I gotta take the stand
I can't let it slide
He should invest it all in WWE and book himself a title run.
If the E have balls they'll let Shane use that.
They won't.
That'll kill off Gawker and gaming news site Kotaku,
Terry Funk.![]()
Looks like Luke Harper will be gone for some time with an injury picked up in the post-RAW Dark Match. They really need to look at this now. So many talents are getting injured in pointless matches. They need to stop over working them.
I saw something before that showed everyone who left last years Wrestlemania as champion is now out injured. Seems to be all the good ones are going down like flies, while we're subjected to Sheamus and the Social Outcasts.
Someone wrap AJ, KO and The New Day in cotton wool and bubble wrap.
He looked in pretty good shape. I bet he can still go as well.
If he can't even be arsed turning up once a week to mooch about looking EEEEVIIIIIIIIL what's the point in Undertaker? This is at least two years on the bounce he's almost entirely let other people run his Wrestlemania feud for him.
The IC title is also even more of a waste of time, which is some going.
He has at least physically appeared this time. Twice!
He looks like he should be hanging it up though.
The gone-if-he-loses stipulation makes this such a mental bit of booking part of me thinks they might actually pull the trigger, only that for him to go out on a loss, having gone from 21-0 to 22-2 would also be shit.
Ugh.
I thought that stipulation meant he's going as well (isn't he from the 'go out on top or on your back' or whatever it is school?), so they just need to make it look more credible than Shane McMahon knocking him off. Interference from Stone Cold would be my bet.
Stone Cold would be the obvious for something like that given it's all about Vince and Shane hasn't got anybody else onside. Match is even, Vince gets into the cell to try and finish Shane, glass shatters, good times.
They're not going to finish Undertaker's career against Shane, surely.
It'd be shitter if they ended his career as Vince's gimp.
'Taker wanted Cena to be his send off match and he's old school so Cena would be winning it.
No idea which way they'll go with it now. But they really need to stop referring to him as Vinces' bitch without explaining anything around it.
If Vince saying he's done if he loses is the entire thing then fuck that.
They could just destroy kayfabe and go on about how Mark's loyalty to Vince and the WWE is how he's still here. And then something, something Corporate Ministry!
He should be attached to this...
..after losing the match and be hoisted into the rafters and never seen again.
Cena will screw him over and they'll have a feud that ends at some other Pay Per View. He's not "done" if he loses he just can't do WM again, which he wouldn't anyway as this one is in Texas.
Think Taker was holding out for Sting as his last match. Shane will win. Taker will have a match at Summerslam etc and retire at SS.
I have zero interest in Sting Vs Taker, but if Sting has one more match in him, good for him.
I do think Taker will lose his final match, and I think he has to lose to Shane... but I can't see this being his last match. I also can't see him going out having lost 2 high profile matches in a row, so he's got to have one final feud I think. Beat someone a time or 2 and then lose to them at Survivor Series and that's it. Go out where it all started.
Sting retired days ago.
He's said that he's not officially retired yet, but you can't imagine him coming back.
I don't like Vince saying that if Undertaker loses he's done, as if he does lose Vince no longer has any power anyway. They should all just stay home and make a promise Shane will jump off the big screen or something.
Shane should be in charge of something, he should have been given his own show and roster years ago.
.....
The time for that has passed, they should have used the heel turn to break the streak.
.....
It was a bit pointless though, it's not like Les.nar being an unstoppable badass was in any doubt before he beat him. I'm not saying he's bad but he didn't need the push, his character was already super over.
Yea, I said for years the Cena heel turn should have ended the streak. It would have been incredible. Lesnar really didn't need it.
Do we know the card order? Is Taker the main event?
Look at 'Jeet thinking Roman Reigns isn't main eventing. He's facing HHH you know.
Triple H will probably open to get things off to a great start, the selfless motherfucker.
He'll have to go on last to allow for his batshit crazy Terminator or whatever sponsored film entrance.
Because the fans love that shit.
Featuring a holographic Lemmy.
It'll kick off with his entrance and by the time he gets to the ring everyone else will have wrestled. Except maybe Taker whose entrance should probably start about now. Thank fuck Orton is injured.