It'll just be fucking morons in a production company having no idea what is going on around them.
It'll just be fucking morons in a production company having no idea what is going on around them.
Yep.
It's also feasible that all Chris Evans would have known about it was "we're doing a bit with Matt and a Rally driver in central London" (which sounds rubbish by the way) if he wasn't directly involved.
This is what the idiots want.Originally Posted by Don't Forget Your Toothbrush
What do 'these images' look like? A guy doing some manoeuvres with a war memorial in shot?
Le Blanc abusing some children beside the war memorial.
Who's with me on building a bitching ramp over those monuments whilst the national anthem plays?
The Grand Tour. Right. The adverts for the BBC one look alright actually.
Uz weantin a fiukin square go eh
BBC Two now.
It's going to be so bad.
Jesus, this is so bad.
Was Evans taking the piss out of Clarkson with his intro voiceover thing?
Pretty sure they told the audience to find that catering joke hilarious too.
I really do hate Chris Evans.
The rest of the show needs to be good because Evans may make it unwatchab;e for me.
Or at least make it something I record and pick which bits I watch carefully, which would be a shame.
He's trying so hard to be like Clarkson as well, it's just bizarre.
It's just awful.
Not that it wasn't before, but at least it was it's own type of awful, rather than this bizarre masquerade.
As if you'd nail the breaks at 100mph with a $100k car (or whatever it is) right on your arse.
"Bizarre masquerade" sums it up.
Wow, Chris Evans is annoying. Joey has been alright so far.
LeBlanc has been significantly better than Evans so far, but then so would a jug full of acid to the face so I'm not sure if that's saying much.
That Friends actor is actually donning it so far.
A rally car?
Well this just escalated quickly.
Gordon Ramsay and Jesse Eisenberg?
I don't understand.
Ramsay and Eisenberg are a really strange pair.
I thought the two would at least know each other.
I've just turned this on...What the fuck is this shit?
I hate it and it's only one minute in.
Assuming this is going to be how they do it regularly (which is fine, changing it up makes sense) then you would have thought getting people who know each other would make more sense, yes.
This segment is shot to hell
They commissioned 16 episodes of this?
A dirt section?
I actually don't mind the new version of Star In A.... but I could do without Chris Evans shouting for applause when a car goes through a fucking puddle.
It's a little long, especially with Evans taking it.
I reckon you could jog round the course faster than Eisenberg did his lap.
This makes me even more excited for the actual Top Gear (torrent).
Has Evans changed all the lap time cards with his own hand writing?
Joey is donning this.
Mid-season transfer to Amazon?
#GiveJoeyAShow might be trending after this.
Aye, Le Blanc has just picked up from Episodes and run with this.
Evans to be cut and replaced with Chandler in a fortnight.
That and they needed people Americans were aware of because, apparently, thank fuck for them, they've never heard of this Evans twat.
It'll be interesting when it comes to the special shows / challenges. Chris Evans just doesn't cut it unfortunately.
I wish they'd have just totally changed the formula and did something totally different. The fact that the other one will be roughly the same but a million times better is even more awkward.
John Anderson showing up for no reason
That moment of Gladiators nostalgia was the second best thing on the show after LeBlanc.
I've turned it off midway through that STAR shambles. Bag of shit. I've never turned off an episode of TG or even 5th Gear.
Joey
Give the lad a show.
The strange in jokes about the old version is just batshit too.
The whole thing was just an odd, uncomfortable mess.
Seen a few people posting pictures in response along these lines:
EDIT:
Back to the show. After a film about Chris Evans driving around wildly and trying to avoid a laser gun, we’re now being treated to a film about Matt LeBlanc driving around wildly and trying to avoid a photographer. It’s the same idea, which seems like a huge mistake for a first episode.
Tomorrow: a film about Chris Evans and Matt LeBlanc driving around wildly and trying to avoid reviews.