I paid €12 for a gorgeous house wine in Lisbon, why does it taste like vinegar here. Cunt.
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Where are you? Malmasion? Lollolololol.
Fancy the casino and clubs tonight, mates
I'm in Glasgow you freak.
It'll be a lot less smelly with all the Tims here in Dundee, m8
You lot are a shambles this evening.
I can't post on here and wank over the football at the same time, you know.
That Palace game will dry us all up.
Been my mates house tonight. Played FIFA on amateur while his wife moaned at us.
I ate a bag of Haribo Starmix and drank two litres of Tizer so I shan't be going to bed anytime soon.
I'm a twit
I've had 8 bottles of stout I picked up when I went to Lidl for bread earlier, so bed is beckoning.
I've had two cans of beer, some Doritos, hot dogs and cleaned the oven. It's been a thrilling evening.
Went a pub the other day for my dad's birthday and they had "raspberry infused stout" on draught.
We turned our noses up at that, yet got some pale ale that had jasmine green tea in it, because we're proper blokes.
Edit: out the way, Mike. You already know that story cos you were there. And got kronenberg.
I'm a twit
I paid too!
Porter rather than a stout but I've had this one, which has similar claims but very definitely meets them: http://www.tempestbrewco.com/red-eye...t-mocha-porter
Far too rich to have much of it but it's very nice.
Did you cover the basket with your jacket to protect against being seen with that bottle, Giggles?
I had some 7.2% stuff I got for Christmas last week and it tasted alright. A bit bitter but nothing unmanageable. The major problem with them is that your eyelids get heavy after about three.
Double Hop Monster, it was called. I got a box of those and a box of Yardbird, which is dishwater from a particularly skanky Indian kitchen.
They're the ones I really can't do (judging by the name), the really hoppy ones like the pale ales. Been trying out a good few stouts and blondes lately but even some of the blondes are verging on that twang too.
The place where I got the Coffee and Oatmeal stout filled also had an ale that was 8.5% and I could smell it as they were pulling it for some guy beside me. He was getting 8 litres of it
@Giggles, have you tried Roundstone?
Had a chilli masala at vindaloo heat last night. This is torture right now
Funny that, cos the Haribo/Tizer are having a similar effect on me.
Sent from my TOiLET.
I'm a twit
Only thread seeing action at all tonight is a fucking EU referendum one. Jesus, as a collective we've got old
It's got a lot quieter since the early high point.
It's because of all the immigrants.
You've all gotten old, that's just it. If everyone were mine and Mokbull's age this place would BANGIN.
*shit
Inactivity on the board around 12 on a Friday night is a good sign, Shirley? Threads are quiet because everyone is having fun. Probably.
Life and responsibility as opposed to fun in most cases I'd say.
Ohhhh, our first STATE OF THE BOARD thread on the new board. Good times.
We've already had two, I think. One of them was Pepe moaning about the moderating, but it still counts.
Giggles had the same moan in this thread a fortnight ago too.
Where have I even suggested blame there, you ranting nutjob?
It's your usual line.
I've recently started getting hangovers. Only just 19 yesterday as well. Not a fan
My friend is off to the Navy on Sunday, so I'm putting together a collection of pictures of people with their smaller, and preferably crapper sidekicks (because he is smaller and crapper than me). I need some suggestions beyond Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose.
On second thoughts, I'll just tag us as William Regal and Tajiri.
Could have worked for you and Amigo too, except that he appears to be actually drinking a fizzy drink.
That reminds me of Amigo using that Good Burger picture in response to GS and posting the best post ever.
Just ordered a lamb khazana. No idea.