One of the lads in our product development team (Ukrainian) just got the boot after it was discovered he was taking pictures of parts in our warehouse and then offering them for sale on his own website.
How stupid do you have to be?
One of the lads in our product development team (Ukrainian) just got the boot after it was discovered he was taking pictures of parts in our warehouse and then offering them for sale on his own website.
How stupid do you have to be?
Depends how long he’s been doing it?
I'm a twit
Yeah, I need to know how much he made before choosing the right smiley. Have to appreciate the entrepreneurial spirit, at least.
The website started in February, so about five minutes.
@Pepe you'll be looking for this:
Did you catch him?
I'm struggling to understand this, was he just nicking the parts from the warehouse that were then being sold on through his website?
Turns out it's not even the funniest thing to happen at the company today. They got in some South African builders (I know) because the South African finance director was concerned that the upstairs kitchen was too large and the space could be better used making his office bigger. So the builders have come in, managed to drill through the plumbing, and now both the Arab's and the Russian's offices have been flooded by cascades of brown water from the ceiling.
Not a metaphor for anything, not at all.
Presumably this was the caper, not sure it got as far as actually coming to pass before IT nicked him. Either that or he was going to use his knowledge of our suppliers to buy the stuff himself and just use our bits as marketing fluff.Originally Posted by niko_cee
Are you working in a sitcom? Is there a wall missing in your office where a studio audience might be?
You couldn't make it up.
I was planning@Pepe you'll be looking for this:
I was disappointed to not be attending the Harm Reduction International Conference in Bogota, Colombia this week. But I've just clocked it's 18 degrees there and 25 here, so lol.
Might push for a 2027 ticket, regardless of where it's at.
I'm a twit
When I was in Bogota, my man told me that it's always the same climate there, regardless of season. Blew my tiny British mind.
Mexico City is the same.
I'm told the Canaries is the same, but I went once and it was 18c and cloudy all week. So now I trust nobody.
Resigned today for a job at a great British institution sponsored by Barclays.
Will the new position bring a new nationality with it?
Korean.
We recently hired a former Olympian to work in our shipping department. After the interview, the MD and head of shipping came in and were just purring about how great she was at the javelin or canoeing or whatever it was she was a former Olympian in. Needless to say she is fucking shite. I think they hired her solely because she went to Seoul 88 / Barcelona 92 (delete as appropriate). Never thought the Lindsay Davenport sketch from Mitchell & Webb would come true, but here we are.
When I read Olympian in the shipping department I imagined some strongman who would allow them to sell all the forklifts, not just another useless woman. Gives the higher ups a story though, and that is more valuable than whatever someone non-shit would do.
One of our data analysts is a high performing athlete and couldn’t be more sound. Has lots of time off for competitions.
I'm a twit
How big are her nipples, Jim?
The size of discuses.
Like curling rocks.
She told me that she took a couple of vibration dampers from a Cummins 15 litre and used them as nipple tassels.
One of the kids in my year group died last night. Completely unexpected and with exams starting tomorrow, a lot of kids are going to be having a really tough time. Can't wait for this year to be over.
U OK hun?
Any of you frauds have any experience with paying for a CV review?
ChatGpt got you.
I dont trust it and now. I don't trust you.
Because he's Mexican, right?
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