Originally Posted by Spikey M
LolLily Collins, 25, who lives in Redditch with her partner Hayden
LolLily Collins, 25, who lives in Redditch with her partner Hayden
Don't tempt fate like that.The dog was rescued from a backyard breeder and Lily tells us, if she and Hayden hadn't taken him in, there was a danger he'd have ended up in the wrong hands. "He'd either be dead or he would be like one of the dogs you probably see on the news," she says.
Fucking hell, I had seen this the other day and just assumed it was an April Fools joke article.
What will you do instead giggles?
They're aware she's not real, right?
I forgot I was talking to the Starmerites.
It will be to prevent the tits becoming a different colour right? The Ronaldo statue outside his museum has all of the paint worn off its hands, the right boot, and its lol cock bulge.
It’ll be because the country has run mad with pink haired nose-ringed freak types/
If some religious old bag had had the idea of telling people not to grope it those same people would be out doing it.
If some religious old bag had the idea everyone would be laughing at them still.
I also assumed the Molly Malone thing was an April fools.
Like the we've lost 2 F-35s thing some military rag ran with and seemed to be earnestly picked up by a lot of AI news feed things. I guess they are stealth oi oi!
And then the Russians with HMS Prince Andrew.
It'll be like how the Raging Bull statue in New York gets hundreds of twats wanting selfies with its bollocks.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgwzrdnmevo
Look I'm all for mental elf and all that, and I don't see much point in locking her up, but how in the fuck has she got away with no time for murdering a baby?
The scousers don't half punch above their weight in child murder.
I wonder how much compassion the dad would have got for doing the same?
If it wasn't for her maybe you wouldn't have been able to lol at them for that whole chicken in a bag thing.
Sounds an enormously difficult set of circumstances, with little wider benefit to society to be gained from locking her up.
No idea where to put this, but if Taz was in Nandos in MK today I reckon I might have sighted him.
Nand-nose.
Graeme Dott has been charged with touching kids. Couldn't see the snooker thread so this will do.
Where's the white bald going?
Very bad.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3677xzk56no
I fell off my chair with shock over this one.
Another evictory for TTH.
These are women? Right...
None of them would shag you, so probably.
So a tranny is not a woman?
Rather have a shenis.
Britain maybe not completely lost yet
This whole Toby Carvery cutting down a massive old tree has to be one of the oddest PR disasters ever.
They should offer us all a free carvery as penance.
Arab Deano causes Blues Brothers style shitshow.
Imagine being such a cunt that you end your first date with a high speed chase.
So five police cars chased him over a dodgy light and then after his car was surrounded and he'd stopped, an unmarked police car ploughed into him at 80mph? Wot?
And nothing of value was lost.
I'm assuming one car spotted the light and then the unlicensed, uninsured driver put his foot down. And his lass had some pot on her so the chase is on. Phenomenal decisions all round.
Last edited by Shindig; 19-04-2025 at 02:07 PM.
The best bit is he then kept driving about after the crash, was rearrested and they've bailed him. I'm sure he wont drive about again.
Oh, I thought he had died.
El Salvador plz.
When that happened I bet somebody at work a fiver that it would be an Asian (I assumed Pakistani). Result.
The fact a court had to confirm this is batshit crazy.
These are women? Right...
Back to buying all the bog roll in Spain / Portugal.
Cash only!
Back to being third world.
The tank going through the gates
This dimming the sun stuff all seems a bit weird.
Yeah because spraying particles into the atmosphere will absolutely not send the conspiracy nuts over the edge.
It actually sounds quite a good idea but there's no chance the hysterical NOT ENOUGH! mentals won't go predictably insane, never mind the conspiracy nuts.
It was in that techno / future manifesto type thing Pepe linked to a while back.
I'm not a scientist, I'm yevrah but I cannot imagine we truly understand the impacts of playing with the planets atmosphere and all it's complexities.
Did he get his phone at least?
Somewhat related, I recently read that the Three Gorges Dam is so vast that it slows earths rotation by 0.06 microseconds.
It does seem like a hard sell. Greens will hate it because they hate technology, left nuts will hate it because they hate capitalism, and right nuts will hate it because why spend money on a fake problem. Then as you say the first hurricane after spraying some stuff will have wackos shouting that the government did it on purpose.
We can study it, do it a bit at a time to see how things react and it is not permanent. Wild of an idea as it sounds, it does not seem that risky.
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