Keepers. They're an absurd breed.
Keepers. They're an absurd breed.
Why are they like this? Like the Labour party. All that have to do is not to do insane, stupid shit and yet...
This is all set for a terrible game of Barclays with nothing at stake.
Robertson dumped to the bench and Nunez jettisoned from the entire squad in favour of a 3rd goalkeeper on the bench.
The 'Darwin' experiment is clearly very much over. I'm sure that'll make the Saudis gag to pay over the odds for the big lummox.
Could've swore I just saw Ward-Prowse intentionally grab the ball with both hands and not get booked.
He's ruined that left back 2 or 3 times in the last few minutes and that was glorious.
I can hear the furious typing of Waff from here.
Can we get Endo on the pitch pronto, please.
This has been so very bad.
West Ham should be furious that McAllister got away with that foul.
Now why have they had to wait to concede to actually have a go? Baffling.
Gateshead appear to have sorted out their form a little. Two wins on the bounce have given them a six point buffer in the play-off race. 4 games to go.
Straight red for Mbappe, and very well deserved, too.
Four prem league wins in a row for Wolves. First time ever.
Man united finishing 17th and qualifying for the CL![]()
Didnt think Garnacho had an intelligent side footed finish in his locker.
Loooool. Must be the coaching.
Anthony Gordon looking like your Nan.
He's got Baz's problem of having a mop of hair far too big for his head.
He looks a bit like Mae Martin.
Newcastle getting top 5 this season could be the springboard they need to become a permanent fixture of the top 4/5, rather than relying on a bad season from one or several of the above.
The likes of your Isak, Tonali and Livramento would likely be top targets for some of the big boys if they dont. I can't see any moving if they do, unless a Barcelona/Madrid come in.
Are Forrest gonna bottle it?
Their GD is going to work against them I reckon. It's that tight, it could come down to an extra goal here or there in a win/loss.
The Run Ins
Forest
Spurs (a)
Brentford (h)
Palace (a)
Leicester (h)
West Ham (a)
Chelsea (h)
Newcastle
Palace (h)
Villa (a)
Ipswich (h)
Brighton (a)
Chelsea (h)
Arsenal (a)
Everton (h)
Massive City
Everton (a)
Villa (h)
Wolves (h)
Southampton (a)
Bournemouth (h)
Fulham (a)
Aston Villa
Newcastle (h)
Man City (a)
Fulham (h)
Bournemouth (a)
Spurs (h)
Man Utd (a)
Chelsea
Fulham (a)
Everton (h)
Liverpool (h)
Newcastle (a)
Man Utd (h)
Forest (a)
Everyone's going to drop points in that lot.
Newcastle and Man City absolutely piss it now
It was the battle of the potential Liverpool LB signings tonight. Not the greatest game but I feel like Kerkez is an absolute shoe-in. Robinson has been better but age and price are likely both higher for him.
If I was FSG and I'd surrendered to Michael Edwards whims to the point I'd promised to buy him another football club to keep him busy because I thought he was a data driven scout and he came to me with two left backs in in the same league that were also owned by billionaires. I think I'd be hovering over the mutual termination button.
Michael Edwards hasn't been in charge of transfers for several years at this point. He's off supposedly eyeing up Malaga if you believe the latest twitter talk.
Richard Hughes is the guy in charge of signings these days.
For a holiday, or to work for the club currently placed 17th in the segunda?
Probably holiday first, then to buy said club.
That's probably that for this tie then.
I can't believe we battered PSG last season. Almost did the double over them. Villa are just nowhere near them. I might have to revoke Luis Enrique's binman status.
Can't get the match anywhere, fuck Prime.
This Adeyemi has a big feel of a Theo Walcott.
That save was banging.
Villa to win it all?
I would rather win 3-2 and go out like this than on penalties to that fat wop.
Donnarumma keeping PSG in this. We're rampant. My heart is going mental.
Another two massive chances.
Gotta be an all-time HT team talk from Emery.
Fuufufukcfkkfkfkckkk.
What a block that was.
So unlucky to have that blocked. Best volley he'll ever hit.
Would have been an all timer that one.
Tiote vs Arsenal vibes that Maatsen shot. GAH. So close.
Imagine if Arsenal stuff this. The 'Mentality Midgets' lols would echo through eternity.
If Arsenal do not go through tonight Arteta should be sacked tomorrow.
I think they're fine though.
Newcastle turning up the heat in the Top 5 race.![]()