Christmas 2024

[Foe]

Christmas with my parents is always really stupid. My father is now old enough that he just likes to have the same five conversations over and over again:

- How badly he believes the justice secretary, Timpson, is underperforming in government (this is his new favourite topic)
- The DeHavilland factory in London Colney
- Isn't it amazing that they can beam live pictures of the golf from the other side of the world, where it's sunny
- There's too much of Clive Myrie on our television sets
- Working from home is a sham and must be ended (even though he doesn't work at all any longer)

If you introduce a new angle or try to talk about something else, he just brings it back to one of these in under three minutes. We really need a child in the family to liven things up. Not my fucking responsibility.

This is absolutely the case - a small human very excited makes the day better. I’ve got the best of it - uncle Foe has no responsibility but gets to experience all the excitement.

[Baz]

Happy Christmas mates.

We’ve somehow acquired a toy dog that wees on the carpet and a doll that sings the same one song over and over and over.

[Lewis]

Merry Christmas lads.

[Dark Soldier]

Fucking hate Christmas. Bring on Boxing Day. Have a good one you majestic cunts.

[Pepe]

Merry Christmas lads.

[Waffdon]

Merry Christmas shaggers

[Giggles]

I can't move.

[Sir Andy Mahowry]

I'm pretty stuffed.

Turkey was good, my beef was really nice but the star was my Auntie's karkowka which is pork neck.

Was packed with garlic and Herby flavour and was more like a pulled pork.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I wrapped a roast potato and a sprout in some Yorkshire and called it a 'Christmas burrito'. My family have taken out legal proceedings against this on the grounds of it being disgusting. Pathetic. Either enjoy yourself or fuck off.

[Ben]

That sounds terrific.

[Danny]

Saw the Yorkshire wrap on Beard Meats Foods latest video. Really should have sought one out last time I was home.

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[Lewis]

I thought the Wallace & Gromit was a bit meh. Christmas ruined.

[Lewis]

James Corden must have the knees of an eighty year old with them skinny legs holding it all up. He's built like a whippy ice cream.

[Pepe]

Back home.

[Waffdon]

Tequila rose

[-james-]

For years I've been smashing it on the gift front by simply noting down an item that the gf mentions an interest in during the first 11 months of the year and then buying it in December. Today it backfired after I bought her a dress that she already bought months ago (and has since worn). Not so fucking thoughtful and observant any more am I.

[Jimmy Floyd]

I thought the Wallace & Gromit was a bit meh. Christmas ruined.

I loved it, but will concede could have been shorter.

[Lofty]

I didn't see it properly due to the inevitable constant talking and interruptions throughout so can't fairly review it though my main takeaway was too much Peter Kay and sidekick. The formula works in Were-rabbit but the two characters are a lot stronger.

Just double dropped a gaviscon, merry christmas over and out.

[Yevrah]

James Corden must have the knees of an eighty year old with them skinny legs holding it all up. He's built like a whippy ice cream.

Once I'd seen this I couldn't unsee it, but no matter, it didn't stop the finale being pretty much perfect.

[Baz]

Once I'd seen this I couldn't unsee it, but no matter, it didn't stop the finale being pretty much perfect.

Yeah it was spot on wasn’t it.

The stairs bit was absolute top tier slapstick, up there with the slip in the hospital from when the baby is coming. Absolute instant gold.

Corden also seems to have aged the best by a mile. Well except Dawn.

[randomlegend]

Horne looked like a waxwork.

[Baz]

He always has, but yeah.

[Lewis]

Happy New Year lads.

[Magic]

Merry new year.

Boomtown Rats are fucking awful lolz.

[Shindig]

It'll always surprise me how whiskey will hit like a truck an hour after I've drunk it. Happy New Year.

[Kikó]

Happy new year. Another year together x

[Pepe]

Happy New Year everyone.

[Dark Soldier]

Happy New Year you beautiful fuckers.

[Bam]

Happy New Year all. Going to get a fat arsed take away tonight, just not sure what yet.

[Waffdon]

Mongolian beef