Why hasn't Garnacho started the first two games? Injured?
Statman Dave knows all about the great Kirkzee.
Feels like another game where United concede 30 shots to me.
The fuck was that? The ref let Brighton take a free kick with the ball moving then when they passed it directly to a United player, he pulled it back for them to retake.
That's so clearly a yellow card.
Welbeck scoring against us.
Kill me now.
Slabhead and Mazraoui, ffs.
Would be nice if Rashford could learn the offside rule.
Is there some sort of Portugal-like sponsor obligation to play Rashford regardless? Would United buy him for that position if he wasn't already there?
Appreciate it's not the long-term plan but this false 9 Bruno thing needs to die. Zirkzee should just be starting.
Ah looks like he's coming on.
Genuinely didn't realise that Mount was playing when they announced he was coming off.
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I think he's onside.
Can't get my head around Amad. He's looked poor all game, then does that.
That's going in regardless of the deflection.
Dodgy lines. Clearly offside
This is going to be offside because it hits Zirkzee ffs.
lol.
That's clearly off.
I don't think I've ever seen that.
Ronaldo had a goal chopped off against Spain when Nani smashed it in on the goal line. Would have been an unreal goal as well
I remember that one, but did Zirkzee actually play for it? It looked like he was just pulling his leg back to stop and it hit him.
I thought he was trying to move his leg out of the way.
He's just stopping himself going into the net. It's ridiculously unlucky.
Minteh to put it very mildly is raw.
Maybe the quad isn't on...
Really smart to leave not one, not two but THREE players unmarked.
Also very smart to give the man who defines Mid a new deal over the summer.
*waits for full time*
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Gateshead 3-1 Yeovil Town. Top again but we've got a couple of BIG GAMES coming up this week.
Experience suggests that McTominay ought to have been back there.
At least there's an easy one lined up next week.
Ipswich poked the bear far too soon.
Everton look absolutely honking again. I look forward to them somehow staying up with record low points.
At least Everton will have the best stadium in the Championship.
If they go down their £200m+ in loans become repayable in full, immediately.
Strike.
The Brighton winning goal was funny as fuck. Every straight man in the city unmarked at the back stick.
Made the trip to Middlesbrough for the Pompey game. 2-2 is a decent result on paper but it’s a bit annoying to have been so close to a win again & then thrown it away with a stupid penalty. Could easily have had 9pts from the first three games but I’d have taken 3 before the season.
The home crowd was weirdly quiet for most of the game, and Middlesbrough is not the nicest place I’ve ever seen, but on the bright side we stayed in a 4 star hotel with a pool as it was the same price as a Premier Inn. We went down to leave for the game today & when the hotel lift opened Marlon Pack was standing there![]()
Barca still haven't managed to register Olmo![]()
Surely the year Arsenal finally win the league
I'll accept that on the condition that it's also the season Everton go down.
Arsenal can do the trebble if West Ham go down too.
Why does everyone hate Everton so much? Most of you aren't old enough to remember them being good and they're largely inoffensive. They don't even seem to do that Spurs thing where they think they're bigger than they are.
That’s such a good win. Saliba is god like. I apologise for slandering David Raya.
That Rodgers guy is good. Is he new? I’d never heard of him.
My Dad hated Everton in a way that he only previously thought of Wigan. As a West Brom fan I’ve never understood it but I respect how petty it is.
Morgan Rogers. We bought him off Middlesborough for about £8m, about six months after they signed him from City. He's brilliant. He really came on leaps and bounds late last year, I saw him at VP and he was a real powerhouse. Had a terrific pre-season too and is looking like one of the first names on the teamsheet now. He was amazing today, so direct and powerful while on the run.
No idea why this is so watchable but I can't see myself not watching every second of it.