After watching Gareth Waistcoat’s England tragically lose to Iceland, I decided to put England’s Euro 2024 fate into my own hands and took charge of them on Football Manager using this real groups mod from fmscout. (Load Finland or Sweden to start after April 2024 and the group draw will be done correctly.)
After Steve Holland lost the warmup friendly against Belgium, he managed to turn it around with a 5-1 win against Georgia (Iceland and Bosnia were unavailable) before it was time for me to get dressed and the tournament began. To make it as true to life as possible, I called up the same 26 players that Southgate has called up, despite Sterling and Rashford being absolutely awesome on FM24. The game was very surprised to see Konsa, Palmer, Mainoo and Wharton included, calling them virtually unknowns.

This was the lineup heading into the first game against, er, Slovenia. Not 100% accurate then, but on we go!
It took just 7 minutes for Foden to open the scoring, heading in a lovely cross from Saka. Winger to winger. Jan Oblak then went on to save 20 shots on target, winning match of the match and ensuring we only won 1-0. 3 points in the bag, at least, but second in Group C on goal difference after Denmark beat Serbia 4-2 in the other opening game.
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Next up we faced Denmark. Shaw, Alexander-Arnold and Foden were a bit tired so in came Trippier, Gallagher and Gordon. A Walker shot was parried by Schmeichel and Bellingham smashed it home to make it 1-0. Then Kane headed in a Tripper corner in first half stoppage time to put us two goals to the good. Saka got the third after Gordon recycled another Trippier corner which was half-cleared. Kane made it four after tapping home a low cross from Walker. Walker’s 2 assists got him man of the match and the 4-0 victory sent us top of the table.
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Serbia drew 2-2 with Slovenia so we were the only team who already knew our fate heading into our final group game against Serbia. Trippier retained his place ahead of Shaw but a few of the younger players were given starts, seeing as qualification was already secured. Trippier justified his inclusion early doors, assisting Foden for the opener. Dusan Tadic then had a goal disallowed for offside, as did Joe Gomez. Foden crossed to assist Gallagher and we went on to win 2-0.
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Denmark beat Slovenia 4-0 and qualified in second place. Germany won Group A, with Switzerland coming second. Scotland also scraped through as a best third placed team. Spain and Italy went through from Group B, as expected. Netherlands crashed out of Group D in last place with just one point, while all of France, Austria and Poland qualified after finishing in that order. Belgium won Group E, with Ukraine qualifying in second and Slovakia getting through as a best third placed team. And finally, Portugal won group F with Turkey second and Czechia also qualifying in third. Czechia, or Czech Republic as you may know them, would set to be England’s opponents in the second round. No other team kept a clean sheet in all three group games.
A full-strength team went out and Guehi gave the ball away multiple times within the first two minutes (a common theme so far) which Antonin Barak took full advantage of, to take the lead. Kane was brought down in the Czech box a couple of minutes later, only for Matej Kovar to save the resulting penalty. Foden decided to take the game by the scruff of the neck and some individual brilliance dragged us back into it after 17 minutes, and then another winger-to-winger Saka assist saw Foden bag a second. Quickly followed by Saka tucking another in from a corner. Foden bagged his hat-trick just before half-time and put the game beyond any doubt, after the early scare. Tired legs allowed them a goal late on but a 4-2 win saw us through to the Quarter Finals with relative ease.
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Italy awaited in the Quarters. Austria faced Portugal, Spain faced Denmark (who had dispatched Germany in the Round of 16), and Poland (who put Belgium out) faced France.
Italy were easily the best team we’d faced so far, despite them losing to Spain in the group stage and requiring extra time to get past Switzerland in the second round. Trippier continued to play ahead of Shaw, while Gallagher started ahead of a tired Alexander-Arnold. Foden was also tired but his form was too hot not to start. Lo and behold, Foden threads a lovely weighted ball through to Kane to open the scoring in first half stoppage time. Kane had a goal disallowed early in the second half but we didn’t dwell on it as a penalty was awarded not long after, following a foul on Palmer. Since Kane missed last game, he’d relinquished penalty taking responsibilities to Palmer, who’d not been on the pitch very long. Of course, Donnarumma saved it! Verratti then equalised late on, pouncing on a mistake from John Stones. 1-1 after 90 minutes we headed into extra time, which Italy were now quite used to. Thankfully Trippier settled our nerves early on with a goal assisted by Gallager, but Italy hit back almost immediately with a goal from Raspadori. Rice then followed it up with a world class chipped through-ball assist for Jarrod “why is he going?” Bowen to smash home and put us 3-2 to the good. Marc Guehi then had a goal disallowed after being caught offside from a quick freekick and Toney had one chalked off for fouling during a corner but what a game!
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Portugal easily dispatched Austria 4-2 and Denmark knocked Spain out in extra time to proceed to the semi finals together. Meanwhile France’s 3-0 win over Poland meant we got to face them. Everyone was cream-crackered following the dramatic win over the Italians but we managed to field a full strength team against France.
Walker took a knock early on so made way for Gallagher and Trent went to right back. Mbappe picked up a similar injury around the same time, but Deschamps opted to leave him on, understandably. 0-0 at fulltime meant more extra time. Mbappe remained on. Bellingham then picked up a knock but I’d no substitutions left. Basically, whoever won this match would likely be without their best player for the final. Alexander-Arnold then got injured and had to come off so we were down to 10 men with a whole half of stoppage time to play. Thankfully both teams were dead on the feet so a stalemate meant penalties.
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Nkunku first. Goal.
Kane first for us. Amends made, goal.
Muani next, carrying an injury. Pickford saves!
Ice cold Palmer next. Never in doubt.
Thuram. Goal.
Injured Bellingham. Maignan saves!
Rabiot. Goal.
Gordon steps up confidently. Goal.
Kante with France’s 5th penalty. Saved by Pickford!
All the pressure is on John Stones. Boom! No stopping that.
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We’re in the final. Meanwhile, Portual smashed Denmark 4-2. Cristiano Ronaldo leading the top scorer charts with 9 goals. Hopefully Marc Guehi can keep him quiet. No Bellingham or Alexander-Arnold means a completely new midfield pairing, but at least Walker should be alright. A tired Phil Foden slots into the centre of midfield alongside Gallagher, and Bowen starts on the wing. Dunk and Wharton finally got to adorn the England tracksuit to sit on the bench, while Trent and Jude watch on from the stands.
Hang on, Bowen starts the Euro 2024 final? Yes he does, and pops up with a lovely goal from the edge of the area after 10 minutes, following a sneaky freekick from Trippier. Kane then made it two after a flurry of passes lead to Gallagher putting it on a plate for the England skipper. Gallager then set up another after a bit of pinball in the box results in a very tired Foden sliding it into the net to make it 3-0 just before half time. The commentary claims it’s getting embarrassing. Gallagher gets one of his own, volleying home a deflected shot to make it four. Rice then scores a thunderbolt from miles out and we are laughing. An assist from Trippier, who has been outstanding all tournament. Bruno Fernandes then picked up a red card with 20 mins to go, Portuguese heads well and truly gone.
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What a final!

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What a tournament!

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What a team!
