Doesn't count as a goal though, does it you giraffe cunt
IT. IS. COMING. HOME.
Spain
Germany
France
Portugal
Italy
Actually I think [insert team who won't win] could win it!
I'm a bore and want league football back
I'm even more of a bore and want to discuss TRANSFERS
A glory-supporting turtle wearing the winners' kit
Doesn't count as a goal though, does it you giraffe cunt
Fuck sake.
Exact same SHIT PENALTY as Ronaldo.
Slovenia sending up all their left footed takers like they've never watched a penalty shoot out in all of human history.
Slolvenia.
Yeah, crazy levels of it. When he did that step I thought oh no, but he knew.Originally Posted by Lewis
That BOTTLE.
Fucking love Bruno Fernandes the tramp.
lmao
Fuck's sake, Slovenia.
Diogo Costa is too good.
If you are going to play for penalties you should at least have the decency to be good at them.
You would have thought they might have practiced these seeing as this was their plan to go through.
“Are you England in disguise?”
A Tim Krul masterclass.
I don't think I've ever seen a shoot-out done after three rounds
All that effort to completely shit the bed when it matters
Fucking SEETHING.
All that wanking off of Oblak pre-shootout and Costa has donned it.
Immense from Costa.
Sesko is a proper cunt.
This Slovenia team had no business going any further so all's well that ends well.
If Martinez was any kind of manager he’d reflect on how stunted Portugal’s attack was tonight. He won’t though, and theyll play the exact same shite in the next round. Ronaldo should probably be in therapy with how he’s lost his composure completely.
Sesko should have hit that one-on-one straight away. Easy chip, just got to hit the target from 30 yards.
I reckon most players would benefit from the Rashford shot clock rule being enforced on them.
It should just go straight to pens and save us all the two hour shit-off.
I'm a twit
Personally I want to see Mbappe running against Pepe.
I bet they would both sign.
I have a memory of van der Sar saving all three penalties in a Community Shield game. Could be wrong.
The famously shit Switzerland-Ukraine game at 2006 was 3-0 on pens. Think the latter won it and then got smoked by Italy in the quarter finals.
Yeah we signed the Swiss keeper off the back of him not conceding a goal all tournament. He was shit.
Also, Ronaldo - a lot of people say he's still class cus he can score however many goals a season, but is it ludicrous to think that if you dragged, let's say 40 year old robin van persie, out of retirement and built your entire team around him, your team would be pretty clunky and not really do very well, but RVP would still bang in about 25 league goals?
Like a lot of Portuguese fans say Ronaldo deserved to be picked cus he scored like 8 in qualifying, but I'm not convinced that really means anything. I reckon jermain defoe could still manage a brace against the former yugoslav republic of macedonia and similar.
Ronaldo had he scored that penalty would have been an extreme example of the arguments against idiots saying Harry Kane is undroppable because he scored our winner. It's true, he did, but when you've someone that shit on the pitch for 120 minutes why aren't you even considering that we may not have had to resort to extra time/a shootout had someone better been on from the start.
Not helped in England's case by Sir Gareth ruining, well, everything.
2007 against Chelsea. Portsmouth missed three the year after but he only had to save one of them.
Except he's nowhere near the quality of Ronaldo, as much of a prick he is.
Ronaldo is nowhere near the quality of Ronaldo. Both him and Messi should have ended on a high about 3 years ago.
Ronaldo's just Gazza with a gym membership. Once football is out of his life, he'll be completely off the rails.
Both will continue forever, because other people desperately need the money from them doing so. They have their own economy kind of outwith the game of football itself.
This tournament is due an upset.
Can someone wake up please?
No upsets to be found today. The Dutch have been quite bad so they're only really favorites by name.
Finally
Bollocks.
Keeper should have done more.
How is Gakpo so prolific for Holland?
The stadium announcer pronouncing his name as Jakpo is a new one.
Holland have woken up here.
Just hit it first time you fucking idiot.
Some players are just dons in tournament football
Hard to believe as an Englishman that players actually embrace playing for thier country.
Next question is why does Hagi have a condom on his head?
Head injury.
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