I don't think Slovakia have the players or energy to really put up a fight anymore. Even in characteristically shit Southgate-mode, England have to win this in extra time.Originally Posted by Yevrah
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Actually I think [insert team who won't win] could win it!
I'm a bore and want league football back
I'm even more of a bore and want to discuss TRANSFERS
A glory-supporting turtle wearing the winners' kit
I don't think Slovakia have the players or energy to really put up a fight anymore. Even in characteristically shit Southgate-mode, England have to win this in extra time.
I'm genuinely slightly emotional here. It's like that last season of Twin Peaks where coop can't remember who he was until the last two episodes.
In all seriousness though DS, there is no way anyone can defend that. It was an absolute disgrace.
Fuck right off.
Or not.
Yeah, that's what I'm getting at. We should absolutely fuck them now.
Ok, there's the first.
Fuck right on.
Fuck that, turned it off.
If I have to watch us sit back/low block for 30 minutes now I'm going to go postal.
Ok. Next game just play all the attackers and forget having a system. Job done.
#TrustTheProcess
God Save the King
We are the biggest shithouses in this tournament.
Ffs
Every single one of you, punch yourselves in the fucking face. The trophy is ours, how many times do I need to say it?
Not been a great couple of weeks for you football-wise, has it
Damn I left for one minute and missed a goal. Shambles
Name on the trophy I reckon.
This is probably the first time a team has ever managed to score too early in extra time. It's not good tournament football.
They're dropping deeper...
We've sat back immediately, playing the hits.
We're going to get a week of that before putting in another suicide inducing performance against Switzerland, aren't we?
Are we going to go all out defence having taken the lead?
I mean, yeah.
I suppose at least on the plus side it's finally now clear as day to everyone that we have an absolute clown of a manager who keeps going deep in tournaments because of the players he has/obscene luck he gets in draws.
I support the players if that helps DS. No real problem with any of them as it's not their fault.
How?
I mean, just look at this. He's unravelling the cosmic structure of football with this shit. Slovakia having conceded an overhead kick with basically the last kick of normal time and then conceded again right at the start of extra time should be absolutely broken, but there they are, taking the game to us.
Unchanged starting lineup vs Switzerland
Slovakian bicycle kick goal in the 121st minute, please.
What's a Konsa?
Taking off two penalty takers is bold.
No Guehi against Switzerland, Trent at centre back?
I'm a twit
Utility defender, ie centre back about to be played out of position at leftback.
Proper Southgate subs there.
5-4-1, let's go!
Cheers. I should have guessed.
Never a need to change what has worked.
The reality is that it doesn't matter what we change, these poor sods are all managed by Sir Gareth and they're somehow going to have to find a way round that, as they appear to have done today.
I do understand your dislike of him tbf Yev. Its projection and its okay, we're all guilty of it at times.. He's borng, middle aged, a little lost in life but, ultimately, good at what he does. Whatever helps.
Do cards get scrubbed or are we going to have to shithouse without Bellingham in the semi, assuming he is booked in the course of Switzerland being dealt with?
Their goalkeeper will get the equaliser or something equally comical.
Have we had two shot on target in 117 mins?
Efficient.
We've absolutely robbed them here. About 2 minutes of good football in the 120. The post match cliché bingo is going to be on another level. These boys always believe, never give up, stand up.in the big moments.
In a bukkake of irony, the one time we should be defensive as fuck and hold the ball to the final whistle we don't.
Pickford is this generations Michael Owen. Such a deeply cringe inducing man.
You genuinely can't hate Sam Matterface enough.
Clinical, exciting, never in doubt. We show once again what winners we are. Its coming home gentlemen.
Christ, Pickford there. You've beaten Slovakia 2-1 after extra time. Have some humility you stupid cunt.
Was just thinking somebody please kill him. G'wan Clive.
Good job going through the great challenge of Slovakia. Now to move on to the Swiss titans.
16 absolute heroes out there. How they won that game having to deal with what Sir Gareth was doing, well, words can't do it justice. It'd be like being a bus driver and having a clause in your contract that weds a goblin to the cab with you at all times that won't stop vomiting, shitting and pissing everywhere.
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