This is like every United game under Ole Gunnar Binman. He will chuck a few attackers on around the hour mark and thieve a result, otherwise it's our worst tournament defeat ever.
IT. IS. COMING. HOME.
Spain
Germany
France
Portugal
Italy
Actually I think [insert team who won't win] could win it!
I'm a bore and want league football back
I'm even more of a bore and want to discuss TRANSFERS
A glory-supporting turtle wearing the winners' kit
This is like every United game under Ole Gunnar Binman. He will chuck a few attackers on around the hour mark and thieve a result, otherwise it's our worst tournament defeat ever.
Has Gordon been shagging Southgate's wife?
Bellingham trying to motivate the crowd after the boos and Kane crossing a ball straight out.
Cut to Cole Palmer subbing himself on?Originally Posted by Yevrah
He'll probably withdraw Mainoo and Bellingham to protect them from being sent off.
Kane cross looking for the Saka header is quite the spectacle.
Why is Kane playing DM lol.
Why is Walker playing so narrow? Get on that right touchline and support Saka.
This England is one of the most confusing football teams I've ever watched. Never seen players look so far apart from each other on the pitch.
And Bellingham reminds me of the one skilled player in a pickup game trying to do everything on his own.
Put Harry Kane back on corners.
Slovakia should keep pushing. Don't bottle it.
Spoonsky
EDIT: The US sucks.
Palmer, Gordon and Trent for Saka, Foden and Trippier please.
This is 95% of all England teams ever.
Yeah, I feel like this is why he’s been pissed off all tournament. Most likely person to just twat Gareth at the final whistle, assuming he doesn’t twat someone on the pitch first.
I’m sure Gareth is giving some excellent advice during this break in play.
Guehi's quite lucky their attacker forgot modern football and scored rather than threw himself to the ground for the penalty as he'd have been off with a second yellow.
£5 says Southgate either makes no changes or one like-for-like change.
I'm not saying the goal was his fault, but why did Walker run away from the ball like a rogue FIFA player?
No changes. No time to panic.
I just noticed that too.
He's such an arrogant, dislikable cunt I'm really enjoying him being the worst player by some margin.
Christ this is turgid shite on an unreal scale.
The tournament favourites are the ones in blue right?
Southgate instructing Walker to come inside, when we are already overloaded in the middle. Bonkers.
"There's never a perfect time to score a goal"
Isn't every time the perfect time to score?
This little flurry of corners will be convincing Southgate that he doesn't need to change anything.
Kane really has been absolutely fucking awful.
Please please can we have a Yevrage if we lose.
Slovakia is bricking it.
How many fouls has Stones conceded when we have a corner?
I was thinking this as well.
Taking Foden off for Anthony Gordon will completely solve the problems.
I'd say the last kick of the game is pretty perfect."There's never a perfect time to score a goal"
Isn't every time the perfect time to score?
Can't be worse than Spalletti's yesterday.
(But... maybe it can?)
Hush.
That one-two with Foden was out of this world.
It's lulling Southgate in to a false sense of security, convincing him to keep the same team until 79th minute.
Not if you're losing by more than one goal.
If we lose this they will blame it on 'negativity'.
It's 100% going to be the fault of the fans/the media for not making playing for England fun anymore.
Not that they'll lose today, but when/if they do.
FA better be ready to pay big for Eddie Howe.
Neville's lost it.
Super pundit Gary Neville shitting himself. Roy Keane is going to have a seizure if we go out.
Roy Keane wants a Bert365 advertising campaign.
Should they do that then someone needs to point out that they've played like shite all tournament and if they can't handle a spade being called a spade then they and Sir Gareth should take their millennial attitudes and fuck off.
We're 3 and a half games into this tournament now and this is the worst performance I have ever seen England give in one. It's just horrific.
Highest paid manager at the Euros bringing in 0.23xG.
He really is the chancer's chancer.Highest paid manager at the Euros bringing in 0.23xG.
Remember when football adverts were mas que nada and even the cage stuff, and now it's a bunch of women with painting equipment?
Great to see Grealish making an appearance. Even if it is in a Hellmanns mayonnaise advert.
At first I thought the group stage was a lot of game management wankery. Take the lead, sit on it. Do the bare minimum. When you've trained for that, how the frig can you chase a game effectively?
Omg he's genuinely not made any subs...
I saw Rio Ferdinand and Micah Richards saying we can win 'playing defensive'. We aren't playing defensive. We're having to defend because we're playing shit. Why can't people see the difference?
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