I didn't have mine til this morning. I'd nothing to put on them though so didn't really enjoy them.
I didn't have mine til this morning. I'd nothing to put on them though so didn't really enjoy them.
It'll be Irn Bru and Buckfast in the mix next.
You don't put sugar in the mix you maniacs, what if some people are having savoury toppings/fillings?
You'll have then the way this shower of cunts says you should have them Tobes.
Pancake Day pancakes are little thin fellas with lemon and sugar. I don't think I have them any other day, thinking about it. I've had the big stack of pancakes with syrup in the US, but that's more of a 'when in Rome' thing.
And that stretches to pancakes? Jesus Christ.
I wouldn't mind if I'd said I refused to ever try them with anything on. I can be sour as fuck but lot really need to thibk for yourselves and change the record when it comes to absolutely everything. This place isn't the gospel according to John you know.
I've just put a beef and stout stew on. Smells fucking class already.
#PlainPancakesMatter
I did my thesis on pancakes but only my mum and next door neighbour have read it, does that count?
Was it reviewed by a panel of pancake experts?
I was going to make a joke on those lines when RL chucked up his Google results.
Pancakes were Googled? I missed that.
Oh dear.
Your dad sounds rather full of himself.
My dad is more credible than your dad.
What an absolute fucking heathen.
I decided that I'm going to use Hollywood Paul Hollywood's soda bread recipe, but it requires buttermilk. Nowhere in Hedon sells that, Asda don't sell it, and the big Tesco doesn't sell it (they also don't sell gold top so their milk game is appalling). I bet Morrisons sell it; but if I'm there I could just buy the soda bread and save myself the aggro. This is why nobody fucking bakes.
The internet sez that you can just sour milk with lemon juice as a buttermilk substitute, but I am wary of things like that. Please advise.
Did you ask someone or just go to where the milk is and look yourself?
I've found that buttermilk is usually with the single/double/clotted cream etc.
I know they used to have it, because I picked some up a while back and it was open and it made my hand stink, but tonight it was missing and the person on the fridge told me they've stopped selling it. WELL THAT'S FUCKING HANDY ISN'T IT MATE?
So I bought some white Milka and a couple of egg custards for the dog and left. Bastards.
I'm not sure the buttermilk really does anything that yoghurt, creme fraiche, cream or milk wouldn't. it's just one of those things for awkwardness.
Feeding egg custard to a dog sounds like a recipe for a nuclear disaster.
My mother dropped one once and he had practically inhaled it before she could stop him, so they're probably his favourite thing now.
I thought ice cream was his favourite.
Oreo Thins are a game changer.
The soda bread is in the oven. I'm already never bothering again (the fucking buttermilk cost more than the Morrisons loaf), but if it's shit I'm going to be seething.
soda bread is quality
I sort of hope it's shit just because the seethe will be more entertaining than if it's gone well.
It will be immense
Five minutes to launch...
Maybe more. I'll protest Hollywood Paul Hollywood's next 'baking and banter' tour if it fails.
'You know that terrorist who won last time? Well, I remember when Mary first saw her...'
'WHAT ABOUT MY BREAD, HOLLYWOOD, YOU SCOUSE BASTARD?!'
'.....'
'WHAT ABOUT MY FUCKING BREAD?!'
It's looking good (it looks like bread, so I'm not pissing about with pictures), so the seethe will have to wait until it cools.
It's pretty great. I'm officially TTH's best baker now.
Isn't that smiffy?