Definitely! All hail Sir Waistcoat.
England have a good chance of winning.
Not predicting it will, but wouldn't be too surprising.
They'll go out in the quarters / semis once they play somebody good.
Not. A. Chance. Dunno when they'll go out, but they'll go out.
It's been too long. A group stage calamity beckons.
Drunk turtle with a flare sticking out of its bum.
Don't want to be a bandwagon hopper but Trent in midfield looks even more nuts against a slightly better team than Serbia, he is always a yard behind due to having the wrong instincts. Why does Gareth pick two teenage midfielders if he doesn't trust them to play?
Has Foden decided to go rogue in an attempt to playground football superstar it?
England look lethargic. The Danes are there first in virtually every contested ball.
Southgate couldn't motivate the IDF to destroy Palestine. What a boring, boring cunt of a man.
Micah Richards breaking the narrative with "it's just not good enough now".
Kane trying to barrel his way out from about 100 yards away in the last couple of minutes there sums it up.
We have an embarrassment of riches in the attacking department but we play like Birmingham City. We’re less than the sum of the parts.
And DS, when you're ready can I taste your tears of fading optimism?
Best passage of England play in the game when he did that, hopefully he keeps it up.Originally Posted by Yevrah
He’s 4th choice right back, in what world is a he Southgate boy
And first choice central midfielder, apparently.He’s 4th choice right back, in what world is a he Southgate boy
In the world where he's still in the team even though he's the fourth best right back.
As I said above we're only a game and a half in, but I didn't think we'd be quite this shit before the tournament, even with Sir Gareth at the helm.
The pundits are RATTLED.
Alexander-Arnold's 'range of passing' is entirely redundant as well in this role as no bugger ever tries to run in behind. His job seems to be entirely to fill in whenever Walker wanders off somewhere which is pointless as Walker's only quality is getting himself out of trouble with his pace, you don't need to cover him. He was probably one of the less culpable for the goal though so lol at trying to pin that on him being out of position or whatever. Should probably be Bellingham closing that, but he was probably elsewhere trying to compensate for Kane being in his own six yard box or something. Rice has also caught dither-on-the-ball-itis. All round solid Southgate performance.
First choice CM, lad.He’s 4th choice right back, in what world is a he Southgate boy
It was and it clearly needs someone to grab the game by the bollocks, but if the instructions are so bad that the players are actively ignoring them then it's game over.
They should be smashing the shit out of each other in a dressing room inquest now, but they won't be.
Said it last game and I’ll say it again. Watkins for Kane and Eze for Foden. If you’re feeling spicy get Wharton on for ‘Trent’ while you’re there.
I never thought I'd say this but we need Conor Gallagher on, like a human bag of cocaine, to energise things.
And for those a fair bit younger than me, I'm afraid to say that if this shit keeps up it has all the hallmarks for you that the 2010 World Cup did for me, where any remaining faith I had in England ever winning anything truly died.
Is that Kane dry humping Foden in that average positions chart?
The graphic of average positions before and after the goal was quality.
The pundits wanting Kane SUBBED OFF
Is that Belligham on the floor whinging about not getting a free kick and just sitting there?
He’s not. That’s why he’s playing him in midfield, he knows that if they go out to a defensive type team and he’s playing Walker at full back he’d get called out for being more offensive. By doing this he gets him in the team and can say I’m trying to be more offensive.
As for Trent there’s a reason Klopp never actually played him in there.
Pure Zidane.Is that Belligham on the floor whinging about not getting a free kick and just sitting there?
Still there mate. I've watched United all season, this is positively electric.
Hojlund is pretty honking
If he wasn't a Southgate boy he wouldn't be playing.
He's such a Southgate boy that Gareth is playing him out of position, to the detriment of the team, to fit him in.
This left back is also shite
'Trent' is playing because he's a bigger name than the other options there. It's the football management equivalent of when the civil service fucks something up but did so by the book so nobody is to blame, or following your sat nav into a canal.
Unlucky, that was a lovely hit.
What time will Saka go off @Yevrah?
Clips before the game reminded me of Foden’s blonde hair at the last Euros.
I'm a twit
Why don't they just go gung ho and attack like fuck? I don't get it.
Why is Harry Kane slow jogging up there? Get in the box you arse.
Because he wants the draw.
Ollie Watkins for Kane, please.
Should ask Spurs if we can borrow Postecoglou for the rest of the summer.
Exactly. A point is better than none in a tough game like this.
Good job we've sorted the midfield now.
Eze at fucking last.
Thought that was the Jude knee death moment.
Triple substitution from Sir Gareth.
Maybe we needed to be this shit for him to understand how they should be used.
Eze, Watkins and Bowen.
Hmmmm, maybe he doesn't want a draw.
Southgate really does hate Cole palmer
Rice had been outrageously bad by his standards.
Imagine bringing on gimps like Eze and Bowen over your best attacker
lol, he hates Saka.
Eze is incredible you flange
This front 3 is what you’d expect from a top 8 side in the PL.
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