Or OasisOriginally Posted by Giggles
Definitely! All hail Sir Waistcoat.
England have a good chance of winning.
Not predicting it will, but wouldn't be too surprising.
They'll go out in the quarters / semis once they play somebody good.
Not. A. Chance. Dunno when they'll go out, but they'll go out.
It's been too long. A group stage calamity beckons.
Drunk turtle with a flare sticking out of its bum.
Or Oasis
That's Blur.Or Oasis
Though the correct answer can only ever be Oasis.
How's Pepe still starting for them?
Ronaldo injury please.
Ew Danny Murphy. Fuck sake.
Pepe looking really old now.
To be fair he looked really old at 18.
Pepe hasn't really lost much despite being 41. He's an amazing player.
Feels like all teams play the same nowadays.
This is boring as fuck
It's been worse than the England match.
First truly boring game of the tournament. I know there's been others that haven't been the best, but this one is the pits.
Czechia are the worst team we’ve seen so far. No attacking intention and no player with even a small amount of flair or pace to threaten on the break.
Get fucked.
lol.
Yeah, this ball travels.
Top tier jinxing. 😎
We've been needing a Taz replacement.
I had Portugal down as winning the tournament. Should have looked at who the manager is.
Balls
Christ.
Can everyone stop the mega-Jinxing?
Shit goalkeeping.
Instantly improve by taking Ronaldo out the side but that’s never going to happen. Martinez doesn’t have the balls.
How does he have that English accent?
Ugh.
All that's missing is a Czech goal through a deflection.
Lmao, something quite funny about that being instantly ruled out after the argy bargy over the celebration.
I love that. Making a big fuss to get the ball for the baby celebration, too.
Hahaha. Love that.
All the kerfuffle just to do the baby celebration and now it’s been chalked off. Embarrassing.
I'm a twit
Fuck off.
Starts with 5 defenders and still brings on 2 more defenders to replace them. Martinez can’t be serious
You won't see a more impactful pair of subs than that.
Clear freekick up the other end too. Bollocks.
Oh look, a player in Neto who will actually run at his defender and creates the goal
Shambolic defending
These two Portugal goals have come from absolutely horrific bits of defending. No idea why the defender thought a knee slide was the right tactic for defending that cross.
France and Germany probably the most impressive after that round of games? An Mbappe-less France will be quite shit though.
France?
Did you watch them play?
They did what they always do which was look quite shit but score a goal and then look absolutely deadly on the counter. I learned not to oppose them in the betting in 2018.
Who've you got, 'how?
Based on actual performances you'd go with Germany and Spain surely, though I understand Spain are an enigma. I also thought Italy's attacking play looked strong, but I'm not sure they have the end product for it to actually matter.
That's fair enough and a better statement than saying that they were one of the most impressive.
Germany clearly ahead and I'd probably say Spain after, although I doubt they have legs. Seems most of the bigger teams have started slow.
Only 1 draw so far which is a surprise. Will probably see a lot more in the round 2 matches but it bodes well for teams getting through on 3 points
I’m obviously easily amused but that switch up is so good
You blind son?
Anyone seen this?
Horny.
Just read the World Cup in 2026 will have 4 games a day for 13 days straight and then 6 games a day for 3 days straight. Mahow’s booking accas are going to go off.
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