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  • Definitely! All hail Sir Waistcoat.

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  • England have a good chance of winning.

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  • Not predicting it will, but wouldn't be too surprising.

    1 8.33%
  • They'll go out in the quarters / semis once they play somebody good.

    5 41.67%
  • Not. A. Chance. Dunno when they'll go out, but they'll go out.

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  • It's been too long. A group stage calamity beckons.

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  • Drunk turtle with a flare sticking out of its bum.

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Thread: Euro 2024 - Group Stage: This format is bollocks

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    Lol at tennis lessons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    As opposed to deluded man-children who still have the unjustified optimism of youth?
    Back in ya wankshed and simmer

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    Is that some sort of polo with a zipper neck under his spotscoat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    Lol at tennis lessons.
    Group tennis lessons

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    I'm a bit surprised they've used one of their best couple of refs on this game. Maybe they think it's going to be a punch-up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Group tennis lessons

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    Lol.

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    Damn.

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    Lift off.

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    This guy is the fucking guy. So well-taken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post

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    Jude.

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    Bellingham is a monster. Fucking glorious football player.

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    This might be about 4 or 5 nil. Huge difference in quality all over

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    This guy is the fucking guy. So well-taken.
    He really is, isn't he.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    He really is, isn't he.
    It's been so long since an England player felt like this. Early Rooney.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Why isn't he ready? What level are most of the players we're up against today operating at?
    He’s ready. They really should have had him starting with Rice so they can get more time together before tougher opponents

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    As the kids say these days. Jude is HIM.

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    Weather’s finally turning next week, Tories are getting obliterated and Jude has us on his back already. Strap in men, great summer ahead.

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    Decent player. He's no McTominay, but he will function.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    It's been so long since an England player felt like this. Early Rooney.
    Nah he was explosive but a thick clown. Bellingham reminds me of Zidane.

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    Lol what the fuck was that.

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    Trent almost punished.

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    Serbia acting like Quincy when Saka is near them.

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    The fuck was that from Rice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    Nah he was explosive but a thick clown. Bellingham reminds me of Zidane.
    I've only watched him play for like ten minutes, but I am going to lol at that.

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    Jude

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    Shame the drugs Walker is on don't give him any decision-making ability.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepe View Post
    I've only watched him play for like ten minutes, but I am going to lol at that.
    There's loads of clips of him on YouTube even though he's a 90s God.

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    He just doesn't really remind me of Zidane in terms of playstyle, so not sure where these comparisons came from.

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    That volleyed pass was pure Zidane as it happens. In general though he's more of a product of his own time.

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    Zidane was all about his pirouettes and taking the ball under control from the sky. Jude is not that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adramelch View Post
    He just doesn't really remind me of Zidane in terms of playstyle, so not sure where these comparisons came from.
    His touch, his vision, the way he moves even. Maybe it's just a visual thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    As opposed to deluded man-children who still have the unjustified optimism of youth?
    Oof. Loss of youthful optimism is basically death.

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    Serbia's manager looks like a Bob Mortimer character.

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    What is with Boden and Barry Bane? Miles behind.

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    Vlahovic has been absolutely dreadful so far this half

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    Saka is so much more fun to watch for England. Arteta has the ‘Pep’ gene of stopping his wingers playing like wingers

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    This is shit.

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    I'd put Eze on for Foden in the second half. They already can't deal with Saka.

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    Jude is taking the piss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Magic View Post
    His touch, his vision, the way he moves even. Maybe it's just a visual thing.
    I would say he reminds me more of Kaka in his Milan days, although that comparison is still a bit of a stretch. I think in general he's his own thing really.

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    Terrible touch from Bellingham there tbf

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    Quote Originally Posted by -james- View Post
    Oof. Loss of youthful optimism is basically death.
    That sounds like some 'life bollocks' the Diary of the CEO would pump out. You should email him.

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    It's giving France energy. Concede random half chances but score randomly every now and then cos good players.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    That sounds like some 'life bollocks' the Diary of the CEO would pump out. You should email him.
    Yeah I was immediately embarrassed upon posting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adramelch View Post
    I would say he reminds me more of Kaka in his Milan days, although that comparison is still a bit of a stretch. I think in general he's his own thing really.
    Yeah, that's fair. Although Jude is slower.

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    Peak Kaka might honestly be my favourite player in all my years of watching football.

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    England doing that thing they normally do against better opposition after taking a lead

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    England doing that thing they normally do against better opposition after taking a lead
    We've been abysmal. A proper rant is brewing.

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