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  • Definitely! All hail Sir Waistcoat.

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  • England have a good chance of winning.

    3 25.00%
  • Not predicting it will, but wouldn't be too surprising.

    1 8.33%
  • They'll go out in the quarters / semis once they play somebody good.

    5 41.67%
  • Not. A. Chance. Dunno when they'll go out, but they'll go out.

    2 16.67%
  • It's been too long. A group stage calamity beckons.

    1 8.33%
  • Drunk turtle with a flare sticking out of its bum.

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Thread: Euro 2024 - Group Stage: This format is bollocks

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    I got Poland in the work sweep. A pound wasted.

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    What kind of french accent is this



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    Sounds Monegasque.

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    A black American French accent.

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    Sounds like a dodgy drake impression

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    He probably hasn't spoken to a white French person (including his team mates and coaches) for years.

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    Most forriners nowadays learn English with Yank accents. Grating as fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Arne View Post
    Most forriners nowadays learn English with Yank accents. Grating as fuck.
    Ah. That clears it up. So henry, vieira and the rest of them learned english from a french teacher

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    He probably hasn't spoken to a white French person (including his team mates and coaches) for years.

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    Romania in the work sweepstake.

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    Slovakia for me

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    I've got England

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    Quote Originally Posted by thommo View Post
    Romania in the work sweepstake.
    Matches your energy.

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    I got Portugal. Some controversy about the useless woman's entry, paid up on Wednesday, sacked on Thursday. She's only got Turkey so probably moot.

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    Did big nips get Italy?
    I'm a twit

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    Few boys from Dundee got off the plane and hired a car in Germany. None of them realised they were driving on the wrong side of the road and had a head on collision.

    Probably shouldn't laugh as 2 of them are apparently in serious condition but still. Tits

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    Poland in my sweep.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Few boys from Dundee got off the plane and hired a car in Germany. None of them realised they were driving on the wrong side of the road and had a head on collision.

    Probably shouldn't laugh as 2 of them are apparently in serious condition but still. Tits
    Some boys.

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    No Billy Gilmour in favour of Callum McGregor

    At least the best player in international football is back.

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    I'm hoping one Scotsman has a massive game and gets a contract at Bayern off the back of it.

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    Ian Wright just said "Ched Evans" instead of Che Adams.

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    Can’t get over Tony Ralston starting in a game like this. Fuck me.

    6-0 Germany.

    A meaningful goal would be nice though.

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    Christ, Chelsea might as well be playing.

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    Never even slightly heard of 2 of the 11 German starters. Edging towards old age.

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    Just said similar to the wife. Massively out of the football loop these days.

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    Why are the shorts the wrong way round. Tournament already ruined.

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    Virgin Media has chosen a great time to go down in my area. No TV and not internet until 4PM tomorrow, apparently.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Never even slightly heard of 2 of the 11 German starters. Edging towards old age.
    Max Town Centre's going to have a great future ahead of him.

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    Get fucked Scotland.

    Wirtz is quality.

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    That Wirtz lad looks a decent player.

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    Dogshit goalkeeping.

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    Limp wrists.

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    Scloltland

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    Rab C in goal really should have saved that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yevrah View Post
    Dogshit goalkeeping.
    Harsh.

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    Brutal start. Set up all completely wrong. Typical Clarke in a tournament game.

    Playing McTominay deep is just so fucking dumb. Has he not watched him at Man Utd? So narrow with a back 5 as well

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    Julian Nagelsmann must be the biggest fanny German football has ever produced. An olden days German team would have bullied him into suicide within weeks.

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    Yeah he should have saved that for sure. You can blame me for that one, I turned it on right when Kimmich got the ball there.

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    Twatterface mentioning that Nageslmann is younger than me has hit me hard.

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    This feels like Arsenal v Colchester in the FA Cup third round.

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    That was fucking lovely.

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    Could be a proper fisting here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Twatterface mentioning that Nageslmann is younger than me has hit me hard.
    I had a similar shocking moment a couple days ago when I learned that the Celtics head coach is about to win the NBA with back to back sweeps at the age of 35.

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    Waff might be right on the scoreline.

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    Gubbed.

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    Sclololtland.

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    Lol what are these tactics. Clarke is a total clown.

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    Slightly regretting not putting -5 on now.

    Our form since qualifying has been Craig Brown levels of bad. Another knock out tournament with fuck all goals incoming

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    There's a problem in front of the five and behind the four!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    Never even slightly heard of 2 of the 11 German starters. Edging towards old age.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Just said similar to the wife. Massively out of the football loop these days.
    On a related note, I watched that documentary about Greece 2004 last night, and I found that I could still name nearly every player just off their shape and a split second of their face. I couldn't pick Ivan Toney - say - out of a bookies' queue.

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