5pm announcement. 99% election, 1% declaration of war on Russia.
Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
5pm announcement. 99% election, 1% declaration of war on Russia.
Have these cunts ever done anything on time?
Quite fitting that he's getting drenched while doing this.
Rishi getting BlairRoll'd.
Things can only get better.
Is that D-ream in the background?
What an absolute shitshow. So fitting.
Peter Mandelson on the sound system
This is the type of petty nonsense that actually stirs some national pride in me.
What an odd thing to do. Are they betting on Labour not having anything ready to go with? I mean, that is true; but will it matter?
Labour could replace Starmer with Gary Glitter and still get more votes that these cunts.
A meme to the very end.
Based on them being 1/20, I’d agree. Might get more Tory voters changing over if they brought Glitter inOriginally Posted by Spikey M
It's full on mental. I guess they think that their numbers are only going to go further to shit by the autumn.
Middle of Euro 2024 and when all the poshos are on holiday, not exactly 'five more years of Sunak' peak enthusiasm time.
I can only assume there's something terrifying and immediate behind the scenes they don't want to have tied to a Tory government.
My thought was that he’s realised no matter what he’s done he can’t win. So fuck it get it over with and enjoy the rest of his life seeing as he’s fucking loaded.
Him talking about peoples' bank balances in his little speech was particularly grating.
I liked Mad Nad's theory about the US school term starting in August.
New fred/poll?
You’ve got to be an extra special retard if you vote Conservative believing they would make the necessary changes after enduring 14 years of Conservative government.
This can’t be their sell, surely? My guess is that they’ve been tipped off that some kind of abyss is heading our way so they want out ASAP.
The prevailing theory is that Sunak floated the idea of a summer election, the top bods in the party said no so he had to race to Buckingham Palace to get Charlie to rubberstamp his election before there were enough letters to depose him.
I imagine the MPs are all absolutely furious, 6 months of gravy train money down the shitter and their holiday plans ruined.
It does smack of Sunak doing it for personal reasons, which would both be completely outrageous and should probably see him executed, and also be an appropriate coda given how they have governed in the second half of the 14 year run, or at least since Boris. Theresa May was useless but probably not self-serving in the same way.
I think this needs to be done.
I'll do it now, beats selling tractor parts.
Hypothetical for you. Your vote is the deciding one to guarantee which of the two parties has a majority and forms the next government. How do you vote, Labour or Conservative?
I think in this case you vote Labour.
Labour
A measure of just how bad the Tories have been I feel. Could you ever have imagined that'd be the case prior to the last 10 or so years? Jim, voting Labour.
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