0 points from Israel? Stop selling them child seeking missiles immediately. Cunts.
0 points from Israel? Stop selling them child seeking missiles immediately. Cunts.
The good thing now about the UK doing shit is that with after Sam Ryder nearly won it we can't pretend it's politics.
Fucking Aussies can't get anything right.
Estonia the only country doing as badly as us
Never mind, they're worse now
Shitting hell Ireland are doing gangbusters with the jury.
They have a genuine chance at winning.
Olly getting beaten by the most reviled act in the competition's history would be quite something.
In play bet on Ireland to win @ 9.5.
I'd love a jury to give Israel 12 points for the SEETHE from the crowd.
The Public vote is going to be interestingOriginally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry
How are Spain getting no points? Can we not just abolish the whole jury phase now?
How are France second?
Yeah I feel like a boomer watching this. I don’t understand why some of this shite has been popular.
He's got a great voice and juries will have lapped it up.How are France second?
Strangely though he was losing his voice when they did the show used for jury votes and so he didn't do his whole vocal range during the show. So they heard a stripped back version.
lol at the Dutchies pulling out their jury announcement.
I can't wait until that heart thing with the hands dies out.
He stopped singing and did a thinly veiled pro-palestine we all want peace and harmony speech in the jury show didn't he?How are France second?
Portugal getting so many votes from the juries is mental though.
Absolutely mental.
Feel like they should leave the public vote open during the jury phase so you can try to offset them if you are so inclined.
They should probably just cut down the jury scoring to 6/3/1 for the top three & keep the full scoring for the public vote.
99 jury points for Germany. Wtf?
Estona were fucking robbed.
Nobody votes for this do they? Israeli botnet win incoming.
Estonia
UK
Bring on the seethe
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Just need the Swiss cunt to get less than 10.
Bollocks. Shambles averted.
Christ that's big for Ukraine, that might be enough.
That could be enough for Croatia, that's a big number for the Swiss to overhaul.
It's not the drama I wanted, but Twitter is still in tears. That's the main thing.
UK televote giving Israel 12
The Greek casters celebrated that Switzerland win as if it was Greece's goal in the Euro final way back when. "True art won" or some such. A bit over the top one would say.
The UK Gammonati came through with a big 12 for Israel
They barely got any from the public either, shambles.
How did you do?
Slight profit for me, would have been a bit more had I not gone in on Ireland in-play after the early jury votes.
Deserving winner. I need a lie down.
Did fine. The real money to be made on Eurovision is in running. Finland top 10 1.9 to lay probably the highlight of the offerings.
Olly Alexander seething the super gayest performance ever failed to hoover up that vote in the face of some twat in a ballet skirt and a feather boa coat.
Credit to Olly, they said nobody could combine the best of George Michael and Jamiroquai but he gave it a hell of a go.
BBC line on the Swiss winner:
Why is that 'fitting'?The singer becomes the first non-binary artist to win Eurovision. Fittingly, they wrote the song to explain how they came to terms with their identity.
They're stunning and brave Jimmy. Stop asking questions.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cxx8z05058eo
Send a song that isn't shit?
It's never been about songs, Mahow.
Well it is because that hippy nerd got 2nd the other year singing a ballad
2nd is not winning.
I think recent Ukraine and Israel results are the only times that it hasn't been "about the song". There's a reason Italy, say, do well every single year.
Only because Roman Abramovich invaded Ukraine
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