Amazing how a picture of a fish and some vegetables has stimulated as many posts on here as anything in the month.
Nah it’s just your posts about a wanky ‘tasting menu’ at ‘cote de fart sniffer’ are THAT boring.
Lob that fish's head off and I'd be almost fine with it.
He's not wrong tbf
He wouldn't be wrong if my posts about wanky restaurants were the only other posts on the board.
Thirded.
I like the wanky restaurant posts.
I bet you like WFH as well
Watching Masterchef and my word Tom Kitchin might have the worst accent of all time
My coffee machine died this morning, can't complain really as I got it second hand for free years ago but still, not looking forward to reverting to the aeropress as I can't afford a new one anytime soon.
He's Scottish.
Edinburgh*
We don’t claim them
I have this machine and it's a delight.
https://www.currys.co.uk/products/si...E&gclsrc=aw.ds
I think the 7 grand pepper mill has you beat, but top work.
After a decent amount of research we're likely going to buy this coffee machine soon: https://www.johnlewis.com/delonghi-r...E&gclsrc=aw.ds
Uncharted territory though so it'd be interesting to see what machines TTH is using. Quite like a decaf so the interchangeable hopper seemed smart to me.
I've the Barista Express. It's ok but I wouldn't get it if I had the choice again.
We’ve got the De’Longhi Dinamica. The milk frother is shite but I like my coffee black as arseholes so that isn’t a problem and otherwise it’s a very good and affordable bean to cup machine.
We've got the DeLonghi magnifica. Been excellent for 5 years
Coffee smells and tastes like shit.
Fine, I will. With blackjack and hookers.
Lads. Plain regular none brand chocolate. Anyone of them that are silky smooth?
Times can't be that hard lad.
Get yourself some Amadei Porcelana.
Get yourself down to the local Polski Sklep and pick up some E. Wedel.
This is what I've got in the cupboard at the moment:
https://firetreechocolate.co.uk/coll...-island-73-2kg
I've got five Curly-Wurlys and some Minstrels.
Lindt's as fancy as I'll get. Maybe if I was on doctor money I'd completely lose all chocolate perspective.
I earn fuck all, as has been covered previously.
That big bag is also cheaper than Lindt.
the best chocolate is either really poncy plain 489184% cocoa stuff, or cornershop bars with loads of non-chocolate stuff, e.g. boost bars and stuff like that. the standard of your dairy milks and the like are just a bit too shit to be enjoyable without loads of other nonsense
Starbar
Strangely I had a meeting today and the first ten minutes were spent with everyone reminiscing about Texan bars and then some bloke I thought I knew quite well telling stories about his days working in a chocolate factory, somehow making Kit Kats and Cream Eggs in the same place. Apparently “the machines sometimes went nuts and produced a solid hemisphere [half an Easter egg] of chocolate.” Imagine that!
I'm a twit
Soz, yesterday. The days blend into one
I'm a twit
Didn't sleep last night as need to reset my sleep schedule so making sausage mash and gravy for breakfast yes lads
fuckin gravy had gone off ain't it
Did you go for the beans at least?
nah man 2 barms rammed to the cunt with mash and sausage
Sounds very dry.
I'm a twit