Im truly onboard the Russian space laser gun and think all of you that are dismissing it are russian agents.
I'm a double agent. Russia and Wales, oddly. They told me to eliminate Huw Edwards with a space laser. Fucking brought the gay gas instead, didn't I, what a plonker.
The old guy's mugshot is a solid middle-class gammon and that young Rugby lad with the blue eyes, Turkey teeth and Hinge-mageddon jawline :chefskiss:
Dear god, all three were ex-military, too. Watch the UK remove its shit-ridden cock from out of the zionist hole within 48 hours.
7.5 magnitude earthquake off Japan/Taiwan coast..... Tsunami warning issued.
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How the fuck is this still standing?
Israel triple tapping some chefs and claiming it unintentional really is reaching satire level of what they think they can get away with.
Lol at Rishi calling it a "tragic incident" that killed three of your citizens.
And the supposed "intel" that justified it is that they saw one Hamas member with the convoy, meaning 3 cars full of aid workers is reasonable collateral for them to take out one rando militia dude.
https://gizmodo.com/amazon-reportedl...res-1851381116
Lol those Amazon shops where you didn't have to deal with a cashier wasn't AI it was just a bloke in India watching you on video.
I just let the lass behind the counter serve me. It's just a fancy 7-11.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-68769981
Probably a fun game that piggybacks off the success of Bananagrams, extremely clever to disguise it as rage bait to get it on the BBC front page.
Seen that where Joe Lycett said he’s planted stuff in the news to prove a point? This looks odds-on for that.
I'm a twit
What’s his point?
Dunno
I'm a twit
Imagine being intimidated by "word games."
My missus works for the National Trust and they often have the Daily Mail losing their shit at them.
Last week it was that they were making their scones ‘woke’. I mean fucking hell.
Finally a country treating it's financial criminals correctly.
Perfect 'local man angry about something not particularly important' picture and headline combo here.
The government pockets their estate. Simple.
Take that, Spacelaser.
I hope they make cool noises.
This can't be good
Also very stupid as usual, let them carry on fucking up.
Might need a thread for Middle East related events. I'm yet to verify but it's looking like we may actually have sent 50 Shahed drones. They'll take hours and if Zinchenko's useless family are shooting those down then they shouldn't do anything to Israel even if they're somehow not intercepted before but missiles may also be incoming. I have a boner and saliva production like [insert crude joke about TTH member here] but if it leads to full war, then I also will have bigger concerns related to family so play it cool for now.
Might go and fill up the car.
Cruise missiles away. We have a war. Well done to the Zionist supporters.
I really can't be arsed to die in a world war if I'm honest.
I'll just dust off the essential worker letter I got during covid. That should stop me getting conscripted.
What is the conscription age likely to be? Am I old enough to miss it yet? Will we even need conscription or will the nukes just start flying and we'll all be fucked?
What are we going to be conscripted into? Shooting at the Russians as they land at Margate? Not sure that's how war is conducted these days.
(I'd join up)
Missile reports questionable. If we've caused all this drama with a load of toothless drones and we leave it at that, we've played a blinder. Scenes of jubilation on the streets of Iran, Palestine etc, Israeli society in a state of panic, statements from cunts like Rishi being met with the lols they deserve. Superb scenes.
Sign me up, I’ll shoot anyone if it means I don’t have to do bedtime.
I'm a twit
This isn’t as stupid as it might seem by Iran. To me it just looks like a bit of dick waving, meanwhile Israel and U.S. are losing their heads.
Hopefully they've still got plans for a venue to hold Ronnie's world championships in the scheme.
It's a strange article (12ft it) to have published but Owen Jones and similar soft cunts' replies have me lolling
She’s gone fully off the deep end since she was PM I mean she’s always been a self-righteous odious cunt. But, it now seems that she gone down some YouTube right wing rabbit hole in recent months like your nan would do or something.
There’s been stuff in the news about concerted efforts to get rid of her as the MP round here but all the other parties are at such a low base I just can’t see it.
If it was the 16th century she would have been beheaded as a traitor by now, and frankly rightly so.
I see the Guardian are now criticizing the guy from Baby Reindeer, the guy that was sexually abused by one partner, and stalked for a long time by another woman... for telling his story.