Even by my own increasingly low standards I really couldn't think of anything first-post-of-the-thread-worthy for this month. City / Arsenal yawning out a draw as City pretend that at some point they're not just going into Tedium Overdrive to win the title again. The Champions League probably being pretty much decided before the quarters are out. All the other main leagues pretty much sewn up already. The FA Cup could be fun unless City boot Chelsea out. From a United perspective we might make a late run for a Champions League spot or may well fall out of the European places altogether. Still impossible to muster any enthusiasm for watching the useless bastards.
So basically I reckon this is all just filler until the blessed relief of international tournament goodness in the summer.
As such, here's a video of a Hibs player twatting a free kick off the heads of two of his team mates, courtesy of Hans Moleman Productions:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/68704147