If she had something actually wrong with her they would have wasted no time in mobilising the national sentimental/weirdo streak to be 'raising awareness' and all that. She probably just looks like puffy-faced shit after whatever operation she's supposed to have had.
My spies tell me (think this is widely suggested anyway) that she had a hysterectomy against the wishes of The Firm and so they are nobbling her in the media as revenge.
She had the kids though, so why would The Firm care about that?
Dunno. Maybe three isn't up to scratch as a return from a lower-order brooding mare.
This 'The Firm' business only makes me hate them all the more.
Also, nobbling your only saleable asset sounds like the kind of thing the 8 and a half brain cells involved in the entire institution would come up with, so sign me up to the theory. As an aside, surely some sort of 'women's health issue' is the most likely story isn't it, be it hysterectomy or something more severe/invasive, something 'private'. if it was appendicitis they would have said as much.
They probably just should have said that. Job done.
They'd have fucked it up when it turned out she had it out when she was 15 or something and some local rag/nutter remembered.
They're running out of genetic material and good news stories. Next big set pieces are when Charles carks / William gets crowned, then you're running dry of sexy material until Princess Charlotte grows knockers and/or the boys start dating, which, by the way, is going to be a disaster. I was reading the other day about how when Charlie Woods (15 year old son of Tiger) plays in minor/junior golf tournaments, local women take their daughters out of school and do them up in the mirror before taking them to watch these very minor local golf events in the hope that Charlie 'notices' them. George and Louis are going to be that x1000.
The Twitter consensus I've seen is he's cheated on her with someone who looks like a discount bin version of her. Also may have knocked this other one up. This would now be a very bad time for all of this to come out because we need him to not look like a cunt when he's about to be King.
Is he? Charles should have atleast another 20 years in the tank.
Henry VIII just called his Henry Fitzroy and made him Duke of Richmond, now that's called kingship.
Do they usually start with asking nicely before they get to the car crash in the tunnel?
These 'theories' you lot are spouting are wild. Bit enjoyable.
The Prince of Wales has impregnated the balloon and it's laying eggs.
Continuing the theme of Kate Middleton, someone just put this in one of my (slightly unhinged) WhatsApp groups:
It’s from Reddit but links from mobile don’t want to work here.King Charles' cancer diagnosis raised the spectre of succession. William has had a mistress for about 8 years - Rose Hanbury. He wants her to be his queen.
Recently, Thomas Kingston, a royal by marriage and old friend of Kate Middleton's, recently committed suicide. This, and William's wish to divorce Kate, drove her to a nervous breakdown.
Ask yourself why Charles' cancer diagnosis was made public but not whatever Kate was in hospital for. Because what's worse than having cancer? How about the social stigma - the royal social stigma - of having a nervous breakdown?
And now Kate is refusing to co-operate with the palace. Hence the photo.
The difficulty I'm having with all these rumours, delightful as they are, is, if there isn't really any proper smoking gun evidence of this affair, I find it very difficult to believe that anything like that could really be kept even plausibly deniable in the modern age. Maybe the evidence is there though and I just have no interest in it.
If Bill thinks he's going to get away with divorcing Kate and replacing her with some slapper he's delusional, that would probably end the monarchy.
Fingers crossed.
I think what's abundantly clear if it wasn't before was just how much Liz held this shitshow together. Only 18 months dead, it's all unravelling and Jim's bang on, if they become like any other dysfunctional celebrity family then it'll be game over.
I think old people dying will see the end of them anyway. Nobody born after 1980 gives a fuck about them.
Turn the Palices and sprawling estates into HMO's, jobs a goodun.
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According to Twitter, which has never been wrong, the BBC have been told to expect an imminent "Royal Announcement". Good? Bad? Who knows. Just keep everything crossed for a bank holiday lads.
Surely the easiest scenario is that they couldn't get a Mother's Day (tm) photo out to the press on time so they cobbled one together.
I suspect she has a more significant and longer term condition than has been let on and needed fairly major surgery.
Something like Crohn's and the admission was for a resection.
Boring you lot.
No one would have believed they’d dare kill Diana until they did either.
Maybe she's had a whipple.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68601354
The cheek.The UK's electricity network needs almost a further £60bn of upgrades to hit government decarbonisation targets by 2035, according to a new plan.
About 4,000 miles of undersea cables and 1,000 miles of onshore power lines are needed, said the National Grid's Electricity Systems Operator (ESO).
The investment would add between £20 to £30 a year to customer bills, it said.
Black Dick news: https://amp.tmz.com/2024/03/18/orlan...p-nsfw-phrase/
I'm a twit
I see Bibi is ratcheting up the anti-US rhetoric, smacks of someone who thinks he might end up in The Hague.
It's all just a show to continue the killings. We've had 6 months of the same bullshit comments back and forth.
Netanyahu has been a massive GOP guy because they love think him being a massive criminal is patriotism.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68479491
Here we go.
They should just put me and Baz in charge of the country.
Keep those e-victories rolling
Yeah I'm having this one as well.
There's going to be a massive epidemic amongst today's youth.
Who’d have guessed inhaling steam laced with nicotine wasn’t good for you.
I'm a twit
Vaping has always baffled me - isn't it just smoking without the good stuff? - but then I think because I'm the ultimate in calmness/boringness as a personality type, I've always misunderstood how many people are rolling around who just can't live without some kind of stimulus fix every five seconds.
Wasn't it meant to more be the good stuff without the bad stuff, or perhaps, with different bad stuff?
It is fucking weird and probably just another symptom of the infantlisation of society.