Is he the top shagger?
Is he the top shagger?
Shit news, Mahow, especially coming relatively unexpected.
Aye, sorry How. Suppose quick is best especially when they're already suffering with dementia.
No, that's my real dad who is 62.Originally Posted by Manc
This. My nan had dementia for over 10 years. It was horrendous for my mum. If she could have gone peacefully and quickly, it would have been less heartache for all concerned.
But condolences, Mahow. Always a sad and difficult time.
Someone has just sent me the same nagging general circular email 40 times in 15 minutes.
There should be a reply with account ending virus option for such occasions.
Had a washing machine installed yesterday. Ran it this morning, mid way through the flat below came to inform us that their kitchen is flooded. Upon inspection the water supply pipe has somehow been burned through. Lovely stuff.
Did you get it from a Mosque or a Synogogue?
Request to change James' username to Nick The Greek.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9ReQ4Nd-JI
Is there anything worse than these cunts? They have a full back catalogue, mainly attacking Tory figures but this time it's Labour who get the cringe treatment. If I became leader of a fascist government they'd be first in front of the firing squad.
Is anyone seeing a shit load of worms on the pavement in the last few days?
There seems to be loads in my town and today one managed to get inside my house and just so happened to be where I put my foot after taking my shoes off.
That'll happen as it's not stopped raining for two days.
There seems to be far more than I've ever noticed before though.
3 weeks after last paying, I’ve just paid to have my car washed again.Different place, and asked for the best clean possible and there are still parts that haven’t been cleaned properly. They have cleaned my seats though (wet bum now) so at least that’s done and I can hopefully motivate myself to clean the outside myself from now on.
I'm a twit
Get yourself a foam cannon and you'll have so much fun you'll be asking the neighbours if you can clean their car too.
I’ve got one, had it about 2 years, just never used it.
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Fucking power has been off since midday
Trying to get rid of the stains from your graduate on the back seat.3 weeks after last paying, I’ve just paid to have my car washed again.
Fun fact : It nicer to have sex in the front passenger seat compared to the back.
This is something that's really the opposite of what the thread is about, as from my perspective it was so satisfying, but I would imagine the 'victim' would have been seriously fucked off when I saw them run a red light at a roundabout earlier, literally in front of an unmarked copper driving behind them. Blue lights on, instant whatever on your licence. Amazing.
That new Pot Noodle advert.
Horrific.
As someone with a reasonable interest in local history, our town being called Rugby is a fucking nightmare for googling anything. It's a pretty unfortunate example, but when trying to find stuff about infamous back-of-a-lorry, permanently in a closing down sale athletics store "second sport", obviously the search terms second sport rugby just generated loads of boring articles about the popularity of the shit sport.
William Webb Ellis can fucking do one.
Skittles easter eggs.
Shouldn't be allowed.
Was gonna go the shop before to get some chocolate for my mum for Mother’s Day. Wife stopped me and said she’s going the garden centre after doing the school run so will pick some up for me. Happy days, time saved. Comes back from the garden centre with a plant pot and some plants. ‘The kids can decorate the pot with acrylic paints.’ Firstly fuck off who wants to be doing activities on a Friday evening and secondly, we haven’t got acrylic paints. Just buy a bar of dairy milk you mong.
I'm a twit
A marriage creaking under the strain of infidelity.
Baz would jump at the chance to do acrylic paint activities with the sidekick on a Friday night.
Is right
I'm a twit
Been sent this graph:
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Not a clue which marginally different shade of blue is which
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Did it come with an explanation saying the blue line shows X and the grey line Y?
Yes it had a key but the colours were just as inseparable in that.
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That's the sort of graph that should just be a table with numbers.
Squeezy sauce bottles, the amount of force required to overcome the power of the little plastic sphincter delivers far more sauce than necessary. Bring back glass.
I also thought there was a pork pie in the fridge which I was going to eat when I got home only to find it's gone. ):
That's like going from whatsapp back to telegrams.
I wouldn't be averse to that either.
I find the M&S teet/nipple thing to be best for sauce delivery. Their sauce is also very good.
A geezer in my team at work has taken up rowing and now constantly refers to being 'on the water', as in 'I am finishing now, getting out on the water' or 'I'll check back later, no phones on the water' and it is irritating me more than I thought possible.
Disco doing a reverse sad smiley face is a little unnerving.
I thought the same, we should probably look into whether he's been kidnapped.
After being unmanned by squeezy mayonnaise, no less.
It's those stay clean caps they brought in. Sometimes they squirt out at mad angles too. They should go back to the old squeezy lids. I can clean it myself if it gets jammed up.
For the last couple of days, I've got into my car in the morning and been greeted with quite a strong smell of sour milk.
I can't identify where it's coming from at all - no upholstery smells particularly bad, it's the general smell of the car before I put the A/C on so I don't think it's in the vents. Just utterly infuriating - I can't get rid of it if I don't know what's causing it.
Maybe it's you?
Get one of those compressed air style air freshener spray canisters from a petrol station and use the whole thing in there at night. It doesn’t go far but they are mostly decent for the £4 or whatever they are.
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Doesn't matter if you haven't put the A/C on yet. If there's a leak it'll be seeping out and that moisture fucking stinks. Then the heat generated once the car starts will evaporate it and the smell goes away. Then it sits overnight and it repeats the cycle.
A service on that would definitely be my first shout.
The plastic film that comes on those foil trays of food that you're meant to cook the food in. It never fucking rips off properly. Now I'm having dinner with a side of microplastics. Great. Delicious.
"Cook"
On a similar thread, the attached bottle caps that now seem to come with every drink. Half the time you have to pull the thing off to properly screw it back on again.
While we're on packaging that doesn't work can we add these shitty drink cartons with the little re-closable seesaw thing, I've never found one that opened properly before the whole thing tears off the carton and even if you open it up with a knife it pours terribly and leaves a load of juice sat on top when you close it.
Yep these things are absolutely infuriating.
Why do the Irish (north and south) never tell you who they are when they ring you up?
It's an absolutely baffling failure, they all do it, and every other country in the world has mastered it, only Ireland lags behind. This is obviously in a business context, not on mobs with caller ID.
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