Jackson will be quality. In his 2nd year as a striker.
Look very good. No Silva does that. City will probably win but that first half was positive
Jackson will be quality. In his 2nd year as a striker.
Look very good. No Silva does that. City will probably win but that first half was positive
I've seen this script so many times before. 3 or 4-1 in the end to City.
Yeah, if (when) they score they’ll get another couple.
Get Nkunku on.
Enzo
Watching this as a Chelsea fan is real prison showers stuff.
If Casadei had a bigger dick / wasn't a coward he would have blocked that.
Here comes the goal avalanche.
Another deflection for Rodri. Fucking cunt.
Has Pochettino ever made a decent sub?
If we'd sent on a remote-controlled wheelie bin with a max speed of 2mph it would have been more use than Nkunku.
Going 5 at the back to allow Doku to run at Gusto again and again wasn’t the smartest move in the world.
Surely to god Disasi-Colwill start next week though. Beasts
I don't watch City a lot really, but when I do, their physical attributes always seem absolutely ludicrous. Kyle Walker burning past fresh-legged players in the 94th minute as if they aren't there. Not a chance they are clean.
We've played brilliantly tonight. Good result.
Colwill being a monster at centre half over Silva. Imagine my shock. Silva has held Chelsea back for years
The state of them appealing for that handball. Such a detestable team.
Gallagher my motm alongside the two centre backs. Can't wait for us to try and flog him again in the summer.
Went to Stoke today, beat them 1-0 while not being very good and then on the way out saw Toby Jones looking like he was ready to cry, although to be fair that's just his face.
Spurs were pretty shit. Besides the header at the end in which they should have scored. They were awful. Pedro Neto is probably gone at the end of the season. When he is fit, he is super direct with his running. Big offers will come at season end.
Neto is such a good player but I don't see how anyone can really risk big money on him considering his injury record. Is it multiple ACL and major hamstring injuries he's had? Next one could finish him for good.
Also, lol at that Nunez finish. What sort of maniac assesses that as the best option in that situation? Even if it was outrageously good
Some team will put up Ł50m. His contract ends in 2027 so he is locked in but you cant keep players like that for long.
He's the player United should have bought instead of Anthony. If Klopp were staying he'd be great to have, but fuck knows who is coming in or what style we're playing next year.
I think I can guess what style you're playing next year.
Depends who comes in. De Zerbi and it likely doesn't change up much. Xabi Alonso would be a decent departure from the norm of the last 8 years.
Maybe, I haven't seen Leverkusen. There's not exactly some Drillo Olsen waiting in the wings (now that's a niche bit of punnery).
The only team in the PL that I can see playing significantly differently to the others is Luton, maybe Everton. Now admittedly I haven't seen much of Sheffield Utd or Nottingham Forest, but it's broadly all the same stuff, just with varying amounts of the ball. What I'm looking for in a coach these days is can they motivate, and can they improve players and get players that you thought were shit to become big parts of something. Klopp has been amazing at that. Guardiola it's more about buying all the best players and then pumping them full of nandrolone.
Leverkusen play a 5-2-3 that isn't really. The right wing back in Frimpong is essentially an advanced right winger, when he bombs forwards the others shuffle into a back 4. They play an almost exclusively short passing style. More so than Man City if you look at THE DATA. They don't tend to do much in the way of mad pressing, more death by possession.
He seems to have that rare combination of having been an excellent player, while also being on the ball enough to absorb the teachings of the managers he has worked under. Their performance against Bayern was a good mix of Guardiola attacking and Mourinho defending.
Some tackle from Holgate. Just about knee high.
Holgate seeing how Kalvin Phillips has started as a challenge to him.
Hopefully Brighton really put these cunts to the sword.
Relegation can't come soon enough for them.
Isn't that weirdly offside?
ie - ball has gone backwards, but the scorer is in an offside position and hasn't been put back on by an intentional play of the ball?
I know its hardly surprising but I have first hand information of Chris Wilder being an absolute top tier cunt so Im enjoying this.Originally Posted by niko_cee
Just a shame Brighton spend almost an hour focusing on going for some sort of passing record rather than trying to score.
I think it's time I moved all my eggs to the Mark O'Mahony basket now that Ferguson is done.
At least that guy who got really annoyed whenever anyone mentioned the chance of him defecting will have less bother in his life now.
Have Sheff Utd got any better under Wilder? They seem just as shit as they were before really.
What a stupid foul/booking.
See the commentator mentioned taking one for the team there, would that be a blue card then whenever they come about?
Hojlund > Haaland.
United gearing up to burgle fourth place.
Mainoo is the real deal and unfortunately he doesn't even have the swagger to get involved in a rape or two. Hopefully just gets plucked for Real's Blacked XI.
Huge fan of Luton’s manager just saying fuck it and making every game open and frantic after their boring start to the season
Referee bottled that
Casemiro is a lucky boy.
I think it's probably fair. He wants hooking immediately though as he loves a foul.
Fair?
Ref's totally bottled that.
Rashford really needs to give up this football thing
You'd be annoyed if your teams player was off for that. Giving the ref a choice to make though.
Rashford wants sending off for that. As does the sound guy for Sky.
The audible "Fuck off Rashford" there after the wanker chants
Kenilworth Road is great.
"Fuck off Rashford""
"You fucking cheat!"
Is Fatman not fit or is Ten Hag going full Mourinho on him?
I think a bit of both, but more so the former.
Sheffield United captain Anel Ahmedhodzic on Mason Holgate's dismissal: "The red card killed the game, killed our plan and killed everything we worked for.
"If you ask my opinion I don't think it is a red card. I don't want to say more.
"From what I saw on the pitch I don't think it was [a red card]. Maybe the replay seems harsher than it is.
"But from my view on the pitch I thought it was a fair tackle."
What a take that is.
Injured himself last week (and was subbed at half time), he was deemed fit for this game...
Meanwhile, in Germany . . .
Were Bochum the ones that got absolutely bodybagged by Bayern last season or earlier in this one?
Kenilworth Road is everything the private equity ghouls must hate about English football. Small, looks shit, probably not very profitable, hard to get TV equipment into, full of working class people swearing a lot. No wonder it didn't 'meet the requirements' pre-season.
It'll be a shame when St Mary's, King Power and Elland Road return in its place next season. Enough canapés for everyone at those three.
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