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    Also if you're looking to just slam some fanny, ass, mouth, whatever is your pleasure download Feeld. Its literally designed for that. From straight all the way to the freakish kinks.

    If your cock is as big as Taz dreams about, Sincere, you'll do well on it.

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    Must be getting old lads. Had an all weekend fuck season lined up, new fanny. And just said nah cos I'd rather put my feet up and chill.

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    I realised last night that its going on four years since i watched p0rn and touched my wood.

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    Get married and you'll be back on the horse.

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    Haven't got me dick wet in over a year. Think I just cannae be arsed with sex anymore lads.

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    Are you on any medication out of interest?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    Are you on any medication out of interest?
    None that would do it. I genuinely think I'm just lazy mate. Wild youth, still got sex drive, just cannot be arsed. A few offers the last year and just nah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I realised last night that its going on four years since i watched p0rn and touched my wood.
    But why?

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    I decided to stop watching porn and because of that. Jerking off has been irrelevant.

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    Wait so you used to watch porn for fun and then deciding to have a wank was a side effect?

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    Watched it for the story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randomlegend View Post
    Wait so you used to watch porn for fun and then deciding to have a wank was a side effect?
    Yes

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Watched it for the story.
    He really does do the plumbing at the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I decided to stop watching porn and because of that. Jerking off has been irrelevant.
    Have you reached enlightenment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    I decided to stop watching porn and because of that. Jerking off has been irrelevant.
    Fair play.

    I have questions:
    1. Are you married or with someone?
    2. Are you getting it nightly? (Or at least on a regular basis?)
    3. If not, are you not frustrated and your balls the size of tennis balls?
    4. Why did you stop? Felt it was degrading, or worked your way through all the categories?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Manc View Post
    Have you reached enlightenment?
    I dont understand what you mean?

    Quote Originally Posted by Dquincy View Post
    Fair play.

    I have questions:
    1. Are you married or with someone?
    2. Are you getting it nightly? (Or at least on a regular basis?)
    3. If not, are you not frustrated and your balls the size of tennis balls?
    4. Why did you stop? Felt it was degrading, or worked your way through all the categories?
    1. No
    2. Twice a week.
    3. Im not as thirsty as I once was. I can go long periods without sex and it does not affect me at all.
    4. I decided i didnt want to watch pr0n or jerk off in my new house

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    Talk about timing. I was planning on having a talk with this girl im casual dealing with. Her brother died last night. It may not be the best time to tell her, i dont want her kitty kat anymore.

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    Ah that is some unfortunate timing (and shit for the brother too). If you're casual just tell her you're giving her space. How did he die?

    Also re the jerking, reasonable answers tbf. Last one ws a bit niche though. I find if I go a week without a release, my mindset is affected. And I'm dry humping my wife's leg.

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    Lad was found at 7am on the bedroom floor. Suffered a heart attack. He was only 33. Scary.

    Why are you going over a week without mounting your wife though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SincereTheRebel View Post
    Lad was found at 7am on the bedroom floor. Suffered a heart attack. He was only 33. Scary.

    Why are you going over a week without mounting your wife though?
    Kids innit. Knackered by the end of the day.

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