For fuck's sake it's still six Manchester Uniteds 'til Christmas.
It's (almost) all league all the time for a month, so any time you're not spending hiding an elf or telling people you don't want to take part in a secret Santa you'll no doubt be watching a load of teams pretending City just aren't going to win the league in the end anyway. Joy.
Thank Christ I can't watch United's thrashing at the hands of Newcastle tomorrow.