https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/229128...rity-spa-pool/
In unsurprising news...
The white Joseph Kony.
A stranger kissed my son at the pub yesterday and my wife quipped “it’s like Covid never happened.” U WOT M8?
I'm a twit
The white BLM.
Cat covid running wild in Cyprus.
Hopefully it goes full pandemic and wipes the little garden shitting/small animal murdering bastards out worldwide.
Ffs
From the BBC'S live feed of the Covid Enquiry.
The inquiry's lawyer shows some entries from Sir Patrick Vallance’s diaries from 2020.
In the first, Vallance says Boris Johnson is “obsessed with older people accepting their fate and letting the young get on with life and the economy going”.
Another entry says: “He says his party ‘thinks the whole thing is pathetic and Covid is just Nature’s way of dealing with old people – and I am not entirely sure I disagree with them’.”
A third entry, from December 2020, reads: "Chief whip says 'I think we should let the old people get it and protect others’. PM says ‘a lot of my backbenchers think that and I must say I agree with them’."
Cain says the PM was concerned about society as a whole, but some of the language is not “what I would have used”.
So far, Boris Johnson's spokesman has declined to comment on the evidence given at these hearings, but says he's "co-operating fully" with the inquiry
Utilitarianism ftw.
Johnson being the one hero of the entire unsavoury time is top swerve material.
I think he should have saved everyone, at no cost.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67347456
The gift that just keeps on giving.
What's even more remarkable is that he said it in September 2020, only a few months after it put him in intensive care.
Has anyone ever seen him and Taz/Tragic in the same place?
What with Trumps insane court ramblings it's been a good week for terrible former heads of government.
Covid 2: Electric Boogaloo
Covid 3: It's for kids.
Nah fuck off RSV is already apocalyptic this year and it's only November.
Did he at least take one off?
I'm a twit
If it's undiagnosed, how do they know about it?
A thread on Covid 2: Septic Boogaloo.
Magic. Taz. It's go time.
Paediatric. RL licking his lips.
This is old news really. If it was really a concern, they wouldn't have waited for all the Israel-Palestine stuff to die down before putting it into media circulation.
I'm worried about RL's latest hospital status report, would you say they're under serious pressure as we come into winter? Get vaccinated, lads.
Yas lads another year of WFH plz
Return of the doomlord Eric Ding.
He's in the world's top 25 grifters I would guess.
They brought Neighbours back at the perfect time.
Dr Karl Kennedy's secret plot to rule daytime tv again.
Magic back on the blovid while also making a business for people to bleat on about gluten free produce.
Had to take my daughter to a hospital appointment today and it was mask central. Is that a forever thing now?
Not in either of the hospitals I've worked at recently.
I’ve seen a lot more folk kicking about in them outdoors recently. All ages as well, not just your nutty 40 year old woman. My missus got it again (well presume she did, couple of her colleagues tested for it) and she was bed bound for a good few days. Finally stopped coughing like a mad man after nearly 3 weeks so I can finally sleep through the night now.
My mate was fucked for a week as well with it so maybe it’s coming back with a vengeance
There's a cold going around my work at the moment and our receptionist has started wearing a mask in response to it. The bonus of such behaviour is I immediately know all of his opinions on everything.
Vegan/vegetarian/gluten free/some kind of food related Narcissism, #BLM, #DefundThePolice, He/Who