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  • 24/7 on a loop. They won't let me sleep or see my family.

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  • I've watched most of it.

    0 0%
  • I've watched some of it.

    3 23.08%
  • I watch if I happen to notice it's on.

    4 30.77%
  • None. Turns out it IS optional.

    5 38.46%
  • Turtle. But like, a Turtle that you're being MADE to read about.

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    Nothing has really changed. No goal scorer, miss gilt edged chances, fall asleep defensively and concede.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    Mason Molehill spent the entirety of last season doing exactly what he's done today. I have no idea why anyone in the top 10 would be interested.
    Sixty fucking million too.

    Genuinely baffling.

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    Endo was only £16m.

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    I don't know how Mount is getting any blame for this. The midfield was doing alright for the first half whilst the front three was falling over its collective shoelaces, and it was Shaw walking back for the opener that set it all off.

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    Mount is getting blame because he has done nothing in our two games thus far.

    He's creating fuck all and not breaking up any attacks, what is he offering?

    Obviously it's not just him who has been shit though.

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    I thought he was ok first half.

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    0 shots, 1 tackle and only 17 passes today. The only starters who had the same or fewer passes were Rashford (also 17) and Garnacho (16).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Vicario is so shit.
    This aged badly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    This aged badly.
    I was playing with fire, I know.

    He made some good saves but he's clearly a bit of a clown who will make a lot of mistakes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I was playing with fire, I know.

    He made some good saves but he's clearly a bit of a clown who will make a lot of mistakes.
    He's Lloris II, Yeah. It's entertaining atleast.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    I was playing with fire, I know.

    He made some good saves but he's clearly a bit of a clown who will make a lot of mistakes.
    Whereas Onana is safe as houses?
    I'm a twit

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    When did I say or imply that?

    I'm well aware that Onana can be a clown.

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    That Man Utd away from record is incredible. Ten Haag eh

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    Newcastle to win here.

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    United are going nowhere under Bald Eric, but they'll probably string a bunch of scabby wins together somehow as always seems to be the case. What is 'his football'? They just seem to be deathly dull all the time, and you'd think something should be showing by now in terms of where they are meant to be heading. Still, better than last year etc, although losing to Spurs is a bit of a red flag for them.

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    I don't really think it's an ETH thing. Bang Guardiola in charge of them and it'll be the same shit. Its been the same dull wank since Ferguson left. Reminds me Liverpool in the 90s/early 00s, but at least they were entertaining.

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    Yeah I wouldn't be hasty and blame Egghead here, as RL says, he's had a season but it's only really starting to resemble his side now that he's got rid of Jones and Zidane Iqbal so this is literally his 2nd game in charge. The problem is more serious than manager or tactics-shmactics, the vibe and aura is just off. Hopefully it improves soon, Egghead is a nice man.

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    Second Spurs goal best in a while.

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    I will repeat what I said midweek. I'm not sure why Livakovic is still at Dinamo, unless it's his choice. Way too good for that level.

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    Slightly galling seeing the number of questionable challenges Newcastle were permitted in the light of Mac Allister's red card.

    Don't think any one in isolation was any more than 'naughty' but they were all worse than his.

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    It's a dreadful move for Mount and I still don't know why he wanted to do it. Must have been that stalker as it's the only explanation that makes any sense. If it was the boo boys, well, good luck at the highest profile club in the country.

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    Today's hot takes:

    - Viktor Orban's finest continues to prove he's fucking generational. How we picked him up at 22 for £60m is incredible, if he was black he'd have retired Kroos and Modric in one go this summer for triple the price.

    - The nazi cunt better have realised how useless playing the 4 attackers is, we looked so good with 10 men and giving the boys space to operate in again.

    - Antony and The Butcher masterclass, Casemiro's slow death, Bissouma and Maddison being made to look world class, you fucking love it. I'm still unsure Ange is anything special but even he's managed to stamp his mark on a similar level squad within weeks. The contrast. Udogie remains as fearsome as I expected.

    - Bellingham is actually going to be hands down the greatest ever gammon product, isn't he? Single-handedly destroying teams, I just hope we sign him and don't make the mistake we made with his overrated brother.

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    Both Bellingham's at the double.

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    I’m not sure I can be arsed hearing about England winning the “World Cup” in 2023 for the rest of my life. Sure it’s inspirational for young girls or whatever, but who cares really. As a football fan, I don’t want the LIONESSES to win the World Cup.

    Plus I bet on Spain before it started.
    I'm a twit

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    It'll last a week. Not the decades we've gotten out of 1966.

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    Anything that asserts England's cultural superiority over its puny rivals gets a thumbs-up from me.
    Last edited by Jimmy Floyd; 20-08-2023 at 09:08 AM.

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    Like the rugby one that time, it'll be forgotten a year later.

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    The best example is a post on facebook the other day trying to gauge interest in having the big screen on at the rugby club for this match. The usual angry nanas chimed in about how much better it is than the men's game, until someone pointed out they've never had to 'gauge interest' for any men's England game before.

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    I'll be watching and cheering them on, but I'll be avoiding the aftermath as much as possible (if they win) as it will just turn into men saying

    Quote Originally Posted by Baz View Post
    I’m not sure I can be arsed hearing about England winning the “World Cup” in 2023 for the rest of my life. Sure it’s inspirational for young girls or whatever, but who cares really.
    And then we'll have to hear about toxic masculinity and Male fragility on every news broadcast and social media post from now until Christmas.

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    Turn it off at half time for RL’s boys against Millwall.
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    The best example is a post on facebook the other day trying to gauge interest in having the big screen on at the rugby club for this match. The usual angry nanas chimed in about how much better it is than the men's game, until someone pointed out they've never had to 'gauge interest' for any men's England game before.
    What annoys me, is it will inevitably have a smaller audience and the question will be "WHY AREN'T MEN COMING OUT TO WATCH??? ", rather than, you know, why aren't women?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey M View Post
    What annoys me, is it will inevitably have a smaller audience and the question will be "WHY AREN'T MEN COMING OUT TO WATCH??? ", rather than, you know, why aren't women?
    People are watching it though.

    Apparently the semi-final set an Australian record for TV viewers beating the Rugby World Cup final, it's doing big numbers here as well and there's talk that the whole tournament will have attracted 2 billion views by the end of it.

    Sure it's smaller than a Men's World cup but the numbers are increasing a lot with each tournament.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    People are watching it though.

    Apparently the semi-final set an Australian record for TV viewers beating the Rugby World Cup final, it's doing big numbers here as well and there's talk that the whole tournament will have attracted 2 billion views by the end of it.

    Sure it's smaller than a Men's World cup but the numbers are increasing a lot with each tournament.
    It isn't equal, so it won't be good enough and it will be our fault somehow.

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    Nice that one of the commentators has a fucked voice already.

    Edit: Also quality that one of the Spanish commentators is LOUD as fuck.
    Last edited by Sir Andy Mahowry; 20-08-2023 at 10:04 AM.

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    Well, she's already being drowned out by the Spanish bloke.

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    Spikey I dunno what misandrist echo chamber you've got yourself into on social media or your news feeds or whatever but I think you might want to mute some of it before you letterbomb a WI cake sale.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Andy Mahowry View Post
    Nice that one of the commentators has a fucked voice already.
    Yeah I'm not sure why you wouldn't sub them out. Maybe they're hoping it'll just be a really uneventful match so she won't have to raise her voice at all.

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    Don't get me started on IT Technician's again, mate.

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    If you do want to get started on them let me know and I'll send you a knowledge article telling you which way up the keyboard goes.

    (It will be incorrect.)

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    That should be 1-0

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    That black lass for the Spanish is well peng, loving this.

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    One of only 2 non-white people on the pitch, can't wait to hear about the lack of diversity on... Sorry Ian.

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    It might not be coming home.

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    The one who scored is a bit fit too.

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    What a beauty.

    Toggle Spoiler

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    For every 10/10 you've gotta take on a Gollum

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    Well that was shite. Very English.

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    Spain are way better in possession. Can't see them losing this.

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    Dire this.

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    That was on a plate.

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