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  • 24/7 on a loop. They won't let me sleep or see my family.

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  • I've watched most of it.

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  • I've watched some of it.

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  • I watch if I happen to notice it's on.

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  • None. Turns out it IS optional.

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  • Turtle. But like, a Turtle that you're being MADE to read about.

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Thread: RAMMING August football DOWN YOUR THROAT

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    Didn't she drop the charges and stay with him? When she values herself so little you might as well just let him play and forget about it.

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    To be fair to her it seems like her parents were massive fucking melts that had completely bought into her future with a PL star so I don't think she was getting much support at home. Her dad made some weird comments about it being a 'shame' the audio of Mason raping his daughter had leaked or something similar.

    I don't have kids myself but I feel like the normal reaction would be to take a sledgehammer to the cunts knees and finish his career there and then.

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    He's definitely a violent rapey bastard and her feelings on it now don't alter that one way or the other so yeah, he can fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lofty View Post
    To be fair to her it seems like her parents were massive fucking melts that had completely bought into her future with a PL star so I don't think she was getting much support at home. Her dad made some weird comments about it being a 'shame' the audio of Mason raping his daughter had leaked or something similar.

    I don't have kids myself but I feel like the normal reaction would be to take a sledgehammer to the cunts knees and finish his career there and then.
    I can just imagine the conversation.

    'This is your future, darling.'

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    The topic of this thread and the title of it certainly have some juxtaposition now.

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    How about we move from rape to Tom Brady being a Brummie?

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    https://www.theplayerstribune.com/po...soccer-england

    Jesus, no wonder Arsenal want to replace the melt.

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    Nkunku crocked.

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    Fairly sure it was precaution. The pitch was a disgrace but he got tackled hard before going off when he somehow wasn’t awarded a penalty.

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    All the bot accounts simultaneously posting 'Great to see Nkunku walking :clapclap:' to footage of him hobbling along the touchline made for a laughter-filled early morning. He's signed for Chelsea as a big money forward, from here on in it's mainly about preserving a decent quality of life.

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    I'm sorry, I just need to collect myself after seeing Tom Brady and Steve Bruce in the same video.

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    I think greenwood coming back and bring accepted is more of a turnoff to watching United than the Qatar takeover.

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    Just think of the xG.

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    What’s his FPL price?
    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Floyd View Post
    If he was a Chelsea player I wouldn't want him anywhere near it. If he did play and scored, would I cheer? I guess so instinctively but I'd hate myself for it.

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    Alright sham.

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    Romeo "fifty million" Lavia only good enough for the Southampton bench.

    Encouraging.

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    That is a lovely finish from Tella.

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    Is there genuinely not going to be a PL team that picks up James Ward-Prowse? We've very much jumped the shark if so.

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    He's a bit too Charlie Adam.

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    He's twenty-eight and offers nothing beyond set pieces, but Southampton would still want loads for him. Smart clubs aren't going to bother, which leaves Everton and West Ham, and they have other priorities.

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    Had they not got Maddison, that would have had Spurs all over it. They might yet with the 'arry Kane money in their pockets soon.

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    So, are these new participation rules or whatever they are called going to be a harking back to the golden age rule adaptations [how many seconds were 'keepers allowed to hold the ball and what about that good old 'daylight' doozy?] where some teams get royally fucked early doors before they peter out of usage by late October, or is it going to be a season long clusterfuck of disciplinary bookings and the like when it turns out professional footballers are actually entirely unable to behave in an acceptable way towards officials?

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    Hope it's like this for Prem games.

    Booking accas

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Romeo "fifty million" Lavia only good enough for the Southampton bench.

    Encouraging.
    Unused sub in a close away game suggests to me a deal may not be far off.

    My personal prediction is the bid Southampton actually want goes in, tomorrow or Sunday and it's done early next week. Then a deal for this Andre to join in January is done.
    If that's as it settles I'm not too unhappy. We'd have sent three sicknotes and a 37 year old out and replaced them with two exciting players. Fewer bodies in the squad but better actual quality.
    Same for if we swap Hendo and Fabinho for Lavia and another. The former was entering his bit part role phase of his career and while I think the latter would have come good, you can't turn down a decent offer like that when it's a gamble if he doesn't or not.

    It would also have completely removed the age issue from midfield inside one window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    So, are these new participation rules or whatever they are called going to be a harking back to the golden age rule adaptations [how many seconds were 'keepers allowed to hold the ball and what about that good old 'daylight' doozy?] where some teams get royally fucked early doors before they peter out of usage by late October, or is it going to be a season long clusterfuck of disciplinary bookings and the like when it turns out professional footballers are actually entirely unable to behave in an acceptable way towards officials?
    I've long come to the conclusion that footballers and more to the point fans need to abuse the officials at least as much, if not more so, than they need to see the ball kicked around in a pleasing manner. It's an outlet for everyman frustration.

    Bad for sponsors of course who need clean cut nice guys advertising their products.

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    Lavia will need a season at least before he's fit enough to be starting every week. We were lucky to get 90 minutes out of him in a normal 1 game week. I'm not sure if that's because we were protecting him or his age.

    He should suit Klopps system perfectly though, surprises me that Liverpool didn't want to get the deal done ASAP and get him in for the fitness building part of pre season. We only seem to be around 10m apart which makes it even more strange.

    Ward-Prowse I'm not surprised he's still on our books, wasn't great last season and has failed to step up over the last couple of years. Could probably do a job at mid table premier league side but I doubt any of them would pay the 40m or so we'd want and I think he'd rather stay with us for a season.

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    Was Manning as good as I read on Twitter? The player tracker accounts here tend to go a bit ott at times.

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    The Onana circus show is gonna be belting this season.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    The Onana circus show is gonna be belting this season.
    and Mount


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    United are finished.

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    Getting payed here by Celtic but actually haven’t been bad.

    Hopefully we play as well as this the rest of the season and might have a fighting chance of not
    Finishing last.

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    I anticipate United being a bit rubbish and probably having a couple of maulings in the early part of the season.

    Playing with a keeper like Onana instead of De Gea and the change in midfield shape is going to take time to click.

    We all know my opinion on Mount.

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    Game postponed at 2.30 on the first say of the season due to a waterlogged pitch - just grateful I didn't decide to make the journey to Colchester (once was enough).

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    Pete Winkelman's MK Dons [does he still own them?] rolling over HOLLYWOOD Wrexham AFC on the opening day would be quite funny in 'optics' terms.

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    The odds where silly too, my first bet of the season was a winner with an early payout though.

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    4-1 Dons and 4-0 Sutton. Never did understand why they were the 2 favourites. What a start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    Pete Winkelman's MK Dons [does he still own them?] rolling over HOLLYWOOD Wrexham AFC on the opening day would be quite funny in 'optics' terms.
    While their manager has a decent track record there's more than a bit of the Roberto Martinez's about him and it looks like his team have taken a traditional FM rear guard fisting today.

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    Their numbers would have warranted the odds, never doubt the market. Absolute lols at the bleached arsehole Hollywood wankers though, Dons have looked a bit of a shambles in pre-season too and aren't a great side.

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    8 shots on goal and 6 on target from MK Dons and they scored 5 times.

    Were they all FIFA style pullbacks from someone cutting in from the wing?

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    HMS Piss The League run aground already?

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    It’s a strange one because the stats say one thing but all the comments I am seeing on twitter, especially from Wrexham fans, is that they were completely outclassed today. Might actually watch the highlights for once assuming the EFL still has such a thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Browning View Post
    It’s a strange one because the stats say one thing but all the comments I am seeing on twitter, especially from Wrexham fans, is that they were completely outclassed today. Might actually watch the highlights for once assuming the EFL still has such a thing.
    ITV 4 at 9pm on Saturdays.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Browning View Post
    It’s a strange one because the stats say one thing but all the comments I am seeing on twitter, especially from Wrexham fans, is that they were completely outclassed today. Might actually watch the highlights for once assuming the EFL still has such a thing.
    I read those stats as a team with little to no defensive capability somehow deciding to exacerbate that by throwing the entire side up the pitch and then being systematically picked off. 'Outclassed' sounds an apt description to summarise it.

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    Mind you, I also read into it that had Mullin been playing it could have ended up 6-5.

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    I know it was probably already over before a ball was kicked, but lol at the football season in Scotland being over in the next 20 minutes.

    Maybe you could say the same about England though.

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    Benzema/Kante/Jota/Nuno getting murked by Kouli/Milinko/Neves/Jorge in the Nike Desert Cage tournament.

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    That Leicester line-up is quite absurd for the Championship.

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    I tuned into USA-Sweden in the Women's World Cup... half the Sweden team look like they have never played football before. They can't even run properly.

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    What a strange penalty to end it.

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