Armenia usually have really sexy women as their Eurovision representatives.
Armenia usually have really sexy women as their Eurovision representatives.
They've sent another this year too.
Nice of Moldova to bring a flute wielding dwarf in a nutty mask.
Some David Blaine bullshit with a manbun happening here.
Wee man on the flute for Moldova.
Get Ukraine in the bin.
A black Ukrainian?
I hope the war's been going on long enough that Ukraine aren't hoovering up the sympathy vote again for this load of old shit
I've got £50 on them winning the televote
Come on Norway. Do it for Haaland and Odegaard.
Yep, I crashed Betfair's odds from 6.2 to 5.4 yesterday so I'm hoping the white sympathy vote continues.
This feels a bit like a club version of a sea shanty.
I thought Norway was a bop.
What the fuck is going on here? Is he from the Black Forest?
Good old Germany!
Quite like this German one too.
Was fully expecting to hate this but I love it, I think this is one of the first signs of a stroke
Bring back Lena Meyer-Landrut.
Lithuania sounds like one of those acts who opened the 2012 Olympic ceremony.
She can sit on my face
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-65557858
Blonde backing singer here is from Essex.
Could see this being sang on Britain's Got Talent by someone with a dead nan or a choir full of people in wheelchairs.
Ok. I'm thinking Israel are going to have a chance to win.
Free Palestine
Good song, shame they couldn't find a looker to sing it
Croatia
Fucking hell, Eurovision perfection.
Croatia delivering.
Is that Eddie izzard?
To think our act is going to come out and just sing a nice song after this
Put the whole country of Croatia on a watchlist.
The Villiage people have let themselves go.
Croatia… brilliant!
UK doesn't sound good. And to think 70% or so of the Eurovision winners come from the second half...
Jesus, she can't sing live.
Bit blah this, aiming for mid-table comfort this year by the looks of it
First time hearing the UK song. It’s not very good.
The crowd are absolutely buzzing that’s over, clearly.
12 points I reckon.
1. Finland
2. Israel
3. Norway maybe?
My personal rankings.
I like Belgium, Germany and Italy but I assume none of them are coming close
I think Israel might do it. Finland and Norway running close.
Perhaps France and Croatia not far behind.