Lightly Squeeze 66/1 in the 2:25 at Sandown EW (5 places)
Lightly Squeeze 66/1 in the 2:25 at Sandown EW (5 places)
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I'll take you on with Hardy Du Seuil 12/1.
Brad Todd with the 1 2 3 in the Kenya Open.
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Do they not do Crufts markets anymore?
Cheltenham week and I’ve zero excitement for it.![]()
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I was like that throughout the jumps season but have quietly been getting excited for it the last couple of weeks. I think it helps that a couple of Mullins’ bombed out at the DRF so not quite so many short priced favs. He’ll probably still win mind.
Day 1 looks fun - when was the last time the Supreme had so many runners? Jonbon x El Fabiola, two big field handicaps for the lolz, Constitution Hill setting records and an excellent Mares Hurdle.
I've absolutely fucked myself at work and I'll only have Friday off.
Perfect for watching Ahoy Senor romp it up the hill having smashed his way through every fence
Facile Vega (13.30), Corach Rambler (14.50), Marie’s Rock (16.10) trixie
Minella Crooner (17.30), Bad (16.50), Jonbon (14.10) trixie
Facile Vega, Jonbon, Tekao (16.50), Oscar Elite to be placed (14.50), Honeysuckle not to place (16.10) 5 fold
Corach Rambler to place, Love Envoi (16.10) to place, Sir Allen (16.50) to place and Conny Hill to win (15.30)
Then I’ve got loads of EW Yankees involving some do the following:-
Doctor Bravo (13.30) 25/1 - lovely price
Strong Leader (13.30) - 40/1
Happygolucky (14.50) 14/1
Iceo Madrik (14.50) 55/1
Teaclipper (14.50) 25/1
Zanahiyr (15.30) 80/1
Samuel Spade (16.50) 18/1
Metamorpheus (16.50) 20/1
Jazzy Matty (16.50) 20/1
Mister Coffey (17.30) 11/1
14.50 and 16.50 ahould both be paying out at least 6 places whoever you bet with
Betway are letting you put £20 on a Irish winner on day 1 @ evens instead of 1-100.
888 sport £20 on first race money back if in top 4. Sky bet £20 on first race money back if it loses. Shame Sky racing odds are horse shit compared to other bookies.
Okay excitements setting in.
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Betfair with a £2 free acca for this shit.
Someone throw something up.
Paddy is £5 free bet. Stick it on Facile Vega, Jonbon and Marie’s Rock
Facile Vega
El Fabiolo
Corach Rambler
Constitution Hill
Marie’s Rock
Byker
Gaillard Du Mesnil
All sorts of singles and multiples.
Was meant to only be doing ante but the temptation to deposit into my [mum’s] skybet is real.
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Constitution Hill evens Bet 365.
Gone all in on these.
Max £10 lol.
My mate said he put £20 on it. Doesn’t have a max for me either.
The bastards only let me have a tenner.
Let's get the right thread this time.
Draw treble:
Blackpool/QPR
Paris/Amiens
Porto/Inter
Max 10 for me.
This thread when Vauban romps home.![]()
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That couldn’t have gone any worse that 1st race. We go again.
Only £47 down now 😎
Corach Rambler 😎
Some horse. Marie’s Rock is pissing the Mares’ so Facile Vega can go fuck himself
What happened there? I was making a small fortune up until that.
Should have went to the stayers hurdle after all. Looked absolutely awful. Need Sir Allen top 4 for £150.
This is great though. De Bromhead seems like a great geezer
Byker lost by a nose :-(
4 of 7 winners today. Obviously well up but would have been so much more if Byker shaded that.
13.30 - Gaelic Warrior
14.10 - Gerri Colombe, Thyme Hill EW
14.50 - Captain Conby, Call Me Lord EW, Icare Allen EW
15.30 - Edwardstone, Greaneteen EW
16.10 - Galvin
16.50 - Third Time Lucki, Sizing Pottsi EW
17.30 - Better Days Ahead EW
I have put money on the fav in the 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th race though as Day 2 usually is a day full of them.
Late night acca:
BTTS Santa Fe/America de Cali
BTTS Atlas/Olimpia
BTTS Tolima/Equidad
BTTS Philadelphia/Alianza
O2.5 San Luis Quillota/Santiago
O2.5 Alajulense Women/Saprissa.
£5 returns £395.
Wednesday picks:
Impaire Et Passe
Gerri Colombe
Run For Oscar
Edwardstone
Delta Work
Andy Dufresne ()
A Dream To Share
Good Land is Connell's third runner of the meeting, the other 2 winning yesterday.
Bit of comedy from Fergie there.
Stuck a fiver on Bruno Encanto for name significance reasons.
Also quite liked the name of that Real Whacker one [didn't back it though].
Quality interview with the part-owner, JESUS CHRIST!![]()
Let's give draws another go:
Cardiff/West Brom
Huddersfield/Norwich
Sunderland/Sheff Utd
10.50 down for the day with one to run. 😎
Been having a dogshit festival until just now:
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Lovely jubbly. Shame about Andrew cocking it up.
Well in Lofty.
I had a little nibble today and made a very small profit.
I’m very much in the mud.
Mighty Potter/Shishkin/Flooring Porter/Luccia 4 fold to save the festival tomorrow.