Well phonics will no longer be a dad thanks to us, so I reckon we did a great job with our advice.
Well phonics will no longer be a dad thanks to us, so I reckon we did a great job with our advice.
Can they provide proof of the miscarriage?
Why would I ask for one. I'm not a weirdo psycopath.
I wouldn’t blame Sincere, it lays fully on the person that spelled miscarriage for him.
So he's just made it up? Outstanding.
You really can't read, can you?
Tbf Phonics' last mugshot kinda looked like proof of miscarriage.
Strictly speaking, she should have a discharge letter with her diagnosis on it.
You people are fucking weirdos I’m never sharing anything in here again.
Yeah, it's definitely fair to judge us all by Sinceres opinion.
Posts something that's obviously going to get a lot of reaction.
*gets reaction*
Abort thread.
She said yes lol.
Congratulations. What was the question.
Fuck sake
She actually said fuck off first.
edit: That was mean. Good luck to her.
"Fuck off, yeah?" is not a "yes" mate.
Congratulations Magic.
Once I have some time to type it out, I have one piece of the story to tell....
I'm a twit
She's 3 months pregnant and the tread depth on her cars nearside tyre is near the legal limit.
Do you lot have prefer sex with or without a condom? I’ve only recently had sex with one on in the last few months when I suggested the missus stops taking the pill as it might stop her being a moody bitch. That hasn’t really stopped but her sex drive has quadrupled and instead of twice a month it’s been two or three times a week. That and I am starting to feel like a bit of a porn star lasting well into double digits rather than 4/5 if you’re lucky. The downside is obviously there’s something in between your cock but I think I can deal with that for now.
Anyway, happy Sunday.
Get the snip. You not ever reproducing would be an added bonus.
We need someone to keep you on your toes in 20 years in between you punching the wall to release your anger.
It probably is on the face of it but you’re still shooting your load at the end of the day so I will enjoy this honeymoon period whilst it lasts.
It's a no from me.
Preferable without but it never bothered me with.
It's noticeable how much better it is without one on (and quite jarring, despite this) when you fuck it off mid-deed and decide you'll just pull out when the time comes. The immediate comparison is enlightening.
I'm a twit
Only ever done it without one but not sure how with could be better.
It's been so long since I shagged I'm not sure I'm a particularly trustworthy source, but I always really hated condom sex. Like, I know most people generally don't like it much/are ambivalent, but nah, really rubbish. Were talking about condoms with some female friends a while back, and they were quite taken aback by my stance, thinking I was performatively exaggerating or borderline thought I was being "problematic". Like, I didn't say I was just ignoring the girls and going in raw, ffs. Also thought I was lying when I said I'd rather get sucked off bareback than shag with a condom.
I'm always shocked when I hear about people in very long term relationships, even marriages, who regularly use them. Spose it's still better than jacking it to Mrs Doyle watching old father ted episodes.
Quite, any who would accuse someone of performatively exaggerating sounds like they should be given a wide berth as well.
They were probably just horrified at the idea of possibly becoming pregnant with a child with a humongous head.
Extra width? As in surgery or fillers? Save your money lad.