Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
Howard Wilkinson
So surreal.
Big Sam until the end of the season.
Gove please. I just want content at this point.
The lettuce won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm-RE95lKJ0
Big Dog comeback?
I think so.
Hunt is out the running.
Say it ain't so.
Sunak back in No.11 and Jeremy for the top job! He'll actually have to change his name so people stop calling him Prime Minister Cunt all the time.
BBC running with it on their live text.
This was it, his one chance.
Sunak, Mordaunt or Wallace by the sounds of it.
Surely Sunak is the only one who can stand on the mandate of the last election [assuming he was the Chancellor when that happened] and whilst none of them are probably 'serious figures' you can't be having the later two as they are genuinely 'who the fuck?' candidates.
General Election now please. These cunts need rid of.
Got to be Sunak, which unfortunately makes us the 29th state of Modi's India, but so be it.
I'll happily lay Sunak.
Boris is running![]()
Someone check on Lewis.
Absolutely no chance Boris gets in.
If we end up back with Boris I'm moving to a safer, more prosperous country, like Ukraine.
I've got on Boris at 16/1.
Kemi Badenoch is apparently considering running too. Lol.
This is insane. If Boris comes back then the party is completely broken.
Boris' odds are tumbling. Currently sitting @6 on the Betfair exchange, he was 27 according to this a little over an hour ago.
Good God this is better than anything ever. What an absolute fucking DON. DONNNNNNN.
Start the count.
BBC News - Channel 4's Krishnan Guru-Murthy suspended for insulting minister
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63331322
Why are you posting like a 'normal forum' user then you little bitch.
Boris now 13/5 after I snagged him at 16/1 a couple of hours ago. Shame I can't cash out.
Why are Boris’ odds tumbling? He won’t actually be PM, will he?