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  • They're invariably a massive, Sky-hyped anticlimax

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  • I suppose a pointless team with no real local rival

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Thread: October Football: Derbies 'n' stuff

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    More goal size shenanigans in the championship today I see. What's going on?
    CONSPIRACY: They lower them for the women's games and then forget to change them back? Or do they tweak sizes for U-18 games or something?

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    Fuck me, someone needs to hurry up and humble Arteta. Him winning the league might be worse than Liverpool.

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    The happiness of either set of fans is abhorrent.

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    I don't think that Ronaldo goal was controversial in the slightest. The ref had his arm up and hadn't even whistled. Play hadn't resumed.

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    We struggle with 1 simple thing, quick vertical breaks. These cunts have been so slow and lacking in potency in possession, all they got is aiming for the head of that useless Nordic fisherman. And once again, compare Jesus' pressing and work-rate to him.

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    Been relatively alright but there's mass panic whenever De Bruyne, Foden or Haaland get the ball near the box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    We struggle with 1 simple thing, quick vertical breaks. These cunts have been so slow and lacking in potency in possession, all they got is aiming for the head of that useless Nordic fisherman. And once again, compare Jesus' pressing and work-rate to him.
    Can't wait for him to score 4 in the second half now.

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    Almost evens to score in 2nd half so also be simultaneously ready to slap your arse on webcam for me if he doesn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shindig View Post
    I don't think that Ronaldo goal was controversial in the slightest. The ref had his arm up and hadn't even whistled. Play hadn't resumed.
    Yeah, but iF hArRy KaNe HaD sCoReD iT!!!!

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    Very true, Spikey.

    That’s some save from Ederson but shocking from Salah not to just square it

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    VAR bailing out Liverpool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Very true, Spikey.

    That’s some save from Ederson but shocking from Salah not to just square it
    That's exactly why Mane fell out with him for a time.

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    Reece James doesn’t get bodied there. In a league of his own.

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    I'm a twit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waffdon View Post
    Reece James doesn’t get bodied there. In a league of his own.
    It's alright mate. He'll be back soon.

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    What a fucking game this has been.

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    Numez, you stupid cunt.

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    Wants fining for that. Shocker.

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    I still think Liverpool struggle to finish top four. They’ll go back to looking like a mess at the back as soon as they need to play higher up the pitch again. Only hope would be for Spurs to collapse but Conte will shit them over the line.

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    Is Haaland a fraud?

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    Lolololol.

    7 year curse, lads. Mo ain't the same since his contract. Bobby is finished. Midfield lacks legs. No youth. Robbo isn't the greatest LB known to man. Klopp isn't tactically flexible. Haaland is class. I don't have a massive girthy one you all want to suck on.

    We are/I am/my dick is massive.

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    lol, fuck off City. Shame they have zero actual competition for the league this season unless Potter can seriously get things going at Chelsea [zero chance either of the north London teams last the course].

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    Mo

    Joe

    Brilliant game.

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    Congrats on winning the league to the Scouse

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    Joe Gomez ragdolling any midget that came into his path. If he wasn't thicker than a plank of wood he'd be England's best centre half.

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    Never mind all that shite.

    SHELS ARE GOING TO THE CUP FINAL.

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    Enjoyable second half. Salah is a really good forward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don View Post
    How is Michael Johnson getting on?

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    This Georgian fella at Napoli is quite something.

    I only caught parts of the game but it felt like he could have walked off with 5 assists.

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    They've found a new Temuri Ketsbaia?

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    Guardiola seething.

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    That Ronaldo effort must have ended any debates about him being one of the greatest. Retire, old man

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kikó View Post
    The refs in Germany so far are treated with a far higher level of respect than the UK so far. Similarly shit at times but we're not seeing people kicking off with a bad decision.
    https://m.dw.com/en/death-threats-an...ees/a-63449327

    Well timed article. Twitter at fault again for ruining the number of available and future referees.

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    Just learned that Raí, of PSG (and World Cup winning) fame, is the younger brother of Sócrates. It strikes me as odd that I didn't know that, being two footballers of quite high renown.

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    Jota to miss the World Cup. Liverpool to miss top four.

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    *Comes in at half time and reads BBC headline*

    Brighton on top against Forest



    *checks score*


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    My Dad's driven 90 minutes to go watch West Brom lose 2-0 to Bristol City.

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    That’s standard for an away game in Scotland never mind England.

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    I spent about 90 minutes on trains to the hawthorns to watch us lose every other week the last time I had a season ticket.

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    Blackburn top of the league with 7 defeats and Coventry bottom with 5 defeats made me laugh. (I know Coventry haven’t played nearly as many games, but still, what a league)

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    Quote Originally Posted by phonics View Post
    My Dad's driven 90 minutes to go watch West Brom lose 2-0 to Bristol City.
    Get Steve Bruce back.

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    That Championship table is a bit daft. Would be funny if Rotherham or somebody ended up getting promoted by accident.

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    All about no draws in modern league football.

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    I didn't think to look last night, but with these weird kick off times are these amazon games?

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    Quote Originally Posted by niko_cee View Post
    I didn't think to look last night, but with these weird kick off times are these amazon games?
    Yep.
    I'm a twit

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    Tim Sherwood has just claimed that he would take Connor Gallagher and Ruben Loftus Cheek in the England squad and he'd have one of them starting every game...

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    Whisper it boys but Darwin is gonna tear shit up differently. The signs were there with the cunt having the highest xG90 in the league in a stuttering Liverpool side but my God it hasn't taken long for him to settle.

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    Quality finish from Almiron.

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