I had no idea they hadn't already signed Romero, thought it was Kulusevski and Bencantur they had on loan [and they'd be daft not to sign them up].
Romero was a summer signing. More dogshit info from these twitter cunts.
Nah, it was an 'option' but they had the 5 year contract signed already apparently and the greasy Italian was involved so it was never an option, obvs. Proper bent.
Yeah, "mandatory purchase". Now who's the gammon?
I thought I needed some afternoon toxicity in my life but I cba. Let's all just lol at this together.
All the potential of that name and that's what they came up with? It's not even some divvy yank fan club.
Lewis, sort them out.
'Bald bald
Bald bald
Bald bald, bald bald, bald bald'
And so on. Catchy.
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As a society, we can do better.
And, yes, I did read that out in Ole's voice.
His name is Ten Hag
I had a dream about him
He still picks Lingard
We've got Motherwell in the wafer
Oh how they rock
Telles and Dalot
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me
Cos I'm the Old Trafford barber, baby
I'm the Old Trafford barber, baby
Listen to Pogba's banter, baby with me
Ooooh
Ten... Ha-aaag
Saviour of the universe
Ten... Ha-aaag
Parks in his allotted space
*audio of Gary Neville talking shit*
Ten... Ha-aaag
Plays Good Football
*Roy Keane talking about 'Character'*
Ten... Ha-aaag
King of the Impossible
Ten Haag and Pogba
He is black, so has no drive
Ten Haag, Maguire
Been to World Cup semi finals
Ten Haag, Cavani
Scores a goal from time to time
Ten Haag and Lingaard
He's off on loooooan...
On a more positive note I read somewhere that City were willing to let Gundogan go this summer.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...perations.html
If there's an ounce of truth in this
That has to be bollocks.
Who the fuck is El Chiringuito TV?
Daily Mail need shutting down just for using them as the source.
It's an insane Spanish football program. They spout a whole load of bollocks most of the time, but one of the guys (Josep Pedrerol) is Florentino Perez's mouthpiece so you can be pretty sure any Madrid-related stories they report are coming from him.
Either he's decided to stay at PSG and this is Madrid's way of saving face by saying their offer was completely ludicrous, or it's Perez bigging up how he chose Madrid despite the fact PSG offered him the keys to the club.
I get the sense that Real Madrid types are doing literally anything they can for Mbappé, almost like they feel they're owed his services.
Mbappe just "that doesn't work for me, brother"-ing anything he doesn't like.
I want this to be true more than any other made up football rumour I've ever heard. What a glorious disaster that would be.
Mbappe got those French pasties on puppet strings.
God knows who's going to want to buy them.
Wan-Bissaka would be a perfectly good full back for anybody who doesn't need theirs to do any attacking at all.
There would be plenty of takers (for Wan-Bissaka, anyway) but as always, he would have to take a hefty pay cut. How long is left on his contract?
Bailly will go somewhere like Lyon. Wan-Bissaka probably back to Palace, can't imagine anyone higher entertaining him.
He probably signed a five year deal with the option of a sixth year. This is his third season so he has two years left?
Anyway United's best transfer tactic this summer should be trying to lump as much of their shit off as possible to Newcastle. Looks like they are doing so with Henderson who I'm not sure is any better than what Newcastle already have.
Hopefully though Eddie Howe hasn't had his fingers burned too many times by Liverpool and comes and offers big dollar for Oxlade-Chamberlain as a statement signing.
I genuinely can't see what Lingard and Rashford could give us. The latter might help out Saint Maximin on the food bank but he's hates football.
J-Lingz would do a job for most teams outside the top 6. Rashford is an absolute fraud. Championship bound.
You would think anyone looking to spend on an English 'keeper this summer would just get Pope out of Burnley.
He's miles better than Henderson for one. Does he fail the ball with feet test or something?
Rashford should go to Germany.
If Burnley didnt have him they'd be gonners already. Though to me he looks a 'keeper that likes to be kept busy in games. If he were to go to a better team where he may not be needed until 60-70 minutes into a game he may be a bit different.
He'd me much better than Hugo Bottlejob at Spurs but I see him likely ending up at somewhere like West 'am.
Anyone in the market for a keeper should look no further than Jose Sa. His numbers are absurd.
I agree, Sá has been very impressive this season.
He's got 4 years left on his contract, can't imagine Wolves being interested in selling him for a non-absurd amount of money.
Di Marzio reckons Mbappe is staying at PSG.
Eurosport (lol) reporting he's been offered 100m a year and a THREE HUNDRED MILLION signing bonus by them
Rashford had 34 goals + assists in 2019/20 and 36 in 2020/21. He's been woeful this season but he's clearly not a bad player.
How many goals did he score? Genuinely I don't know but this goals and assists or 'goal contributions' shit is bollocks and is used to inflate players numbers. I find the recording of assists very difficult to reconcile granted there are players who provide good opportunities to others within the team De Bruyne is the most obvious example. But, I'm not having this where someone passes the ball to Ronaldo and he twats one in from 30 yards and that gets classed as an assist.
21 in 57 appearances in 20/21 and 22 in 44 appearances in 19/20.
Significantly better goals/game ratio than Mane over the same period (0.34 vs 0.42). Not saying he's better than Mane, just providing a comparison point of a player who is universally agreed to be excellent.
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There's obviously a decent player in there somewhere he's not the second coming or anything along those lines but he can get goals. Those stats also depend on the games the goals were scored in as I assume they aren't all scored in the Premier League and for example it's rare that Mane plays in the cup competitions. I think the difference is how much more Mane adds in general not just goals and assists(lol), he provides excellent movement which can help other players and always presses well within the team.
I think that's probably more the thing with Rashford he doesn't strike me as a particularly clever footballer and then coupled with the fact that he doesn't seem like a hard-worker from the admittedly few occasions where I have seen him this season doesn't help his cause.
You also wonder with Mbappe if he really wants a tilt at the Champions League why isn't he pitching up at Liverpool, City or Bayern for a couple of years and seeing where it takes him?
As long as he is at PSG and they are run as they are he isn't winning it there.