Theresa May's Conservatives
Jeremy Corbyn's Labour
Tim Farron's Liberal Democrats
Paul Nuttall's UKIP
2 people's Greens
Nicholas Durgeon's Scottish Nationalists
Satan's Sinn Fein
Dr Ian Paisley's DUP
Some other bunch of nonces
I'm foreign, but I wish I were an Englishman
When there is fuck all in the pot at the minute with massive amounts of infrastructure problems in the country as well I'd say spunking money away on vanity projects like this because a proportion of people in the country don't like others with brown skin is a bit fucking mental.Originally Posted by Lewis
We can deduct it from international development spending when their positive contribution to Rwanda becomes clear. 4D chess is back baby.
Do people actually sound like that or is he at it
He's got to be a parody, I'm convinced.
Macron back for another term. 28% of voters abstained, which is mental even for France. But that's what happens when insecure clown is your best choice.
The French system is so daft, but it'll be fun in a few years when it [finally] throws up a Le Pen [III?] v the communists presidential run-off and everyone shits the bed. They'll probably reform it at that point.
What a party
It's a classic case of what happens when the leader of any organisation is a weak and shit one.
Is it? So if you had a shit boss you'd start wanking in the office?
Yes.
So that's why she hates you.
Cole and Yorke are back.
Life imitating art again.
Nice.
I see the porn MP (more like Member of Porniment amirite) opened it "in error."
Love the wife (who, to be fair, I sympathise with) saying "It takes two to tango" because "There must be women posing for all this."
The fuck are you talking about?
Maybe if women didn't do the porn then her husband wouldn't watch it? They're really reckless in what they do, how could he not watch it?
Maybe I should just start saying "Well, it takes to tango" any time I'm caught doing something wrong or have need to defend a fucking cretin.
I'm not familiar with much of this man's work, but judging a book by its cover looking at porn while working appears to be seriously on brand for him.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61284686
Neil Parish has told the BBC he is resigning as an MP after admitting he watched pornography twice in the House of Commons.
Mr Parish - the MP for Tiverton and Honiton in Devon - said it had been a "moment of madness" and "I was not proud of what I was doing".
He said the first time was accidental after looking at tractors, but the second time was deliberate.
@Jimmy Floyd as our subject matter expect on tractors please confirm how easy it is or is not to accidentally look at some slag taking it up the shiter when you meant to be looking at agricultural machinery.
I've seen porn with naked ladies draped over a John Deere so I believe him.
The little creep peering over his shoulder at his phone and grassing him up is worse than him.
Hi Harold.
Yeah the guy's faultless. First the women forced him into watching grot and then he even had to face some repercussions. Whatever next?
It's Angela Rayners fault for wearing that skirt.
Ange needs to get her baps out in the commons in the name of feminism or some shit.
It's a wonder old Boris has been able to do his job at all what with all these lefty feminists just insisting on having vaginas. I mean sure they haven't got them out but you know they're there and that's bad enough really.
Angela Rayner, Diane Abbot, John Deere heavy farm equipment. There's only so much stimulation aredblue blooded man can take.
He should be Knighted for keeping his trousers on if anything.
Porn MP has resigned. Sticking to his claim saying the first time was an accident when looking at tractors.
Just one big moment of madness, though split over several shorter sub-moments.
If he resigns does this mean we won't get a REPORT on it?
I'm intrigued as to both the tractor porn link, and the, for want of a better term, level of porn we're talking here.
Imagine not even sitting in the back row of seats.
It will either be the most vanilla stuff possible, or the most deviant stuff possible. There is no in-between with these people.
Search for: "missionary with the lights dimmed"
12 immigrants gangbanging an Angela Rayner lookalike, obviously.
Link?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...re_article-top
According to one of the MPs, she told them that during PMQs she liked ‘to do my Sharon Stone trick. I cross and uncross my legs and give him a flash of my ginger g******’
Phwoar.
Was wondering what the starred out word was - gash was the only thing coming to mind but if they were being accurate with the number of stars then it didn't fit.
Turns out it was "growler", which is infinitely better
I'm giving it a 1% chance of being true, but I really, REALLY, hope it is. It's been a strong couple of years for funny political moments, but the last month might have been the peak.
This Windfall Tax everyone seems to want is a nonsense, isn't it? Surely the companies would just increase their prices to cover whatever they get taxed? Am I missing something?
Well BP are currently charging us to cover them having to ditch Rosneft. Petrol at their pumps is at least 5p overpriced at the moment, which in turn is allowing the supermarkets to run a higher profit margin than they usually would.
It's a racket. All big business is. There is nothing that can be done to them that wouldn't end up being paid for by us Plebs.
Nationalisation.
I don't think more Civil Servants is the answer. And which of our current lot would you want in charge of our oil supply? I suppose Rees-Mogg is the obvious choice, considering he already looks like a Victorian Tycoon.
One of the big positives of nationalisation is that it won't be the Tories doing it, so Rees-Mogg can just cry in the opposition benches.
It won't be the current Labour lot either, the useless twats.
That would involve Labour being elected, which isn't going to happen while they're being useless / The SNP exists.
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