Longer action thread. What's with all the stripping people naked whilst trying to beat them to death? Bit gay lads.
Longer action thread. What's with all the stripping people naked whilst trying to beat them to death? Bit gay lads.
Fucking animals.
Casually stepping over a lad having a seizure is ... a look.
What a lovely goal from Arsenal.
Absolute peach.
And another at the other end...
Wow, that was a corker too.
Any reason Arsenal are wearing red shorts? Don't think I've ever seen it before.
Normally it's because the kits clash but I'm not sure what part of Red and White clashes with Yellow and Black.
Is there a rule that only super cool goals are allowed to be scored today?
Utd are going to get turbo-humped today.
And another great goal.
This game has been good value.
I've just watched about 10 minutes of this game and it's been absolute bedlam the entire time.
Literally been like that since about 12 seconds in.
Ronaldo out, Elanga as the centre-forward. This should be fun.
He'll score two/the winner, it will go down as 'The Elanga Derby', and the club Twitter will be posting about it ten years from now when City have won another eight titles to United's none and he plays in Turkey.
Well it was nice that we lasted so long.
That cross came into the box in slow motion
Fuck sake United are shite.
Fucking right we are. Fuck off you Scouse cunts.
Buying Harry Maguire is one thing, pretending you didn't make a mistake is a whole other level of fucking up.
Well that was always on the cards.
Lovely goal, we'll batter them.
Nice of them to let you score.
Maybe we wont batter them.
With Walker and Stones at the back and Dias out, City will need a couple more to be safe.
Another crowd member down.
This seems to happen in every other game.
Vaccine strikes again.
Mad how United look like a football team when they drop the rapist.
Phil Foden definitely has the Mason Greenwood vibes about him. Horrible chav cunt
Fernandes is incredibly bang average
More laughable defending, fucking hell . Haven't seen that corner routine actually work in about 15 years.
Wonder how much we'll have to pay Newcastle in the summer to get them to take Maguire off our hands.
That's not what VAR is for. Basically telling the linesman he is wrong because he missed Telles' little toenail playing Mahrez on.
Thought that smashed in off his face for a second
Well that was pretty pathetic.
Utd need some clearout. Could hire 100 more managers and that shower of lazy/useless cunts would still be the same.
Wait, we don't have to beat Liverpool, Chelsea or Spurs and we'd still be in 4th?
Keano has lost it here.
Keane going nuclear.