Fuck, you'd all need to calm down![]()
For starters:
That is a total of £3,750, so well fucking done boys. Only person unaccounted for is John Arne, if you can give me some more detail on where and how to find payment to green. Thanks. I do have total deposits at £3,450 (PayPal are holding up £300 for extra security checksCode:Danny 100 mo 50 phonics 50 Pepe 100 John Arne 100 spoonsky 100 Andy 50 Byron 100 Disco 100 Adamski 100 Aydee 100 Alex 100 Dave. 100 Nik* 100 Ian 25 KIR 100 James 100 Mike 100 Adam 25 Lewis 100 Magic 100 7om 25 Elbastido 100 Yevrah 100 Mahow 50 Foe 100 Wullie 25 SvN 100 neo_hippy 50 Spikey 50 Boydy 100 nickfootie5 100 Manc 100 Lofty 100 Jimmy 100 Josh 100 Sincere 100 Ben 100 Clunge 50 Raoul 100 Baz 100 DS 50 Kiko 50 Mellberg 100 niko 100 Offy 100), so believe I have it. And apologies to Danny, who sent me £105.74. I will reimburse this. Will calculate percentages later.
And this is where we are in the scale of things and is a simple way to set out targets:
10% incremental increases up to 90 of them (just because it fits the sheet and why not). Two of them achieved on Tuesday and Wednesday, whilst further deposits have taken us up a further three steps. Spawny claim, but it's in. Account sits at £3,892 (we have dropped slightly back below most recently achieved target, so I will turn that orange), with £300 to go in and plenty more trading to comeWord of warning, things will be quite slow to begin with, so sit tight. But once we hit 10k it's a grand a time (and rising) and gets interesting.
Also as far as daily updates go I'm pretty much done putting a template together and we can improve and adjust that as we go along. None tonight. I've had my hands full with this shit. Cheers.
Last edited by Mellberg; 25-02-2022 at 06:02 PM.
So does that mean Mellin has received 3450 and the account is now on 3892? So just over 400 quid profit so far?
My Guy![]()
Best way to upload quick screenshots is Windows Snipping Tool, select the bit you want, go to imgur.com and just ctrl+v it.
A fiver wont matter when we are all stinking richI wasnt sure if they were going to charge you to withdraw, or fuck us on the XE so wanted to cover in case.
I use greenshot for doing screenshots. Print screen select the area and it will pop up asking you to upload imgur directly.
On day 34, a chain-smoking Mellin receives his 85th angry PM of the day and decides, "You know what? I think I will keep the money."
Great stuff Mellin. We need a conversation about keeping this going when you hit the million mark.
I’ve just ran some (probably wrong) rough calculations. If we hit the final milestone on that spreadsheet (11.8m), my £25 stake will be worth approx 85k![]()
Look at Danny trying to get richer than all of us by slipping Mellin extra.
Fuck that shit. Wear it proudly. Once these Brits are out of the picture, you can still trade for BIG GAINS.
If you IP check Mel's posts they're all coming from Aruba.
I have been trying to give Mellin my money to do this for about two years so I'm strapped right in.
And also if anyone was wondering, fees are built into the trades in the form of the spread (as well as overnight fees, but I barely ever do this), so you buy slightly below and sell slightly above the price. It's one of two reasons your chances aren't 50/50. The other being that if you gain 10% and then lose 10%, or lose 10% and then gain 10%, in both instances you are down. So you need to be 60/40 as a minimum really.
Also, IG do a demo account if anyone wants to have a play and see how they do. Do NOT put your own money in before making consistent profits over a decent amount of time on this.
I know you tried to teach some of us how to do it before but can you point us to some decent resources again please?
Spread betting is a one way trip to the poor house unless you know exactly what you're doing.
Yeah I've tried spreads a few times and got nowhere.
If any of you Python users want to use a bot then have a look at this (link a DEMO account obvs): https://github.com/tg12/IG-Index-Scalping-Scraping-Bot
Yeah, that comes with the usual big whopping disclaimers, but to answer Boyd's question:
Investopedia:
Fundamental analysis
Technical analysis
Indicators
Psychology
RISK MANAGEMENT(!!!!!)
To get you started.
Last edited by Mellberg; 25-02-2022 at 10:40 PM.
UKspreadbetting on YouTube is really good for basics too.
I have the £100 boys at 1.56% (rounded up). Can someone verify please.
154 lots of £25 for you guys (you can have my £100).
154 is 60% of 257. (100/257)x4 =1.556
Last edited by Mellberg; 25-02-2022 at 11:07 PM.
I had it at 1.6% on the crude calc of £60 / £3750, but I've probably missed something important.
It's probably me. Gives everyone a rough idea anyway. Settle on the specifics when it's not 23:13 on a Friday night.
Is it spread betting you're doing then? I thought with spread betting you could lose more than you put in? How are you avoiding that here?
I'll put stuff in the thread as we go along. There's no way I can answer that in any way that would help right now. There's no secret formula. You'll only learn through long term education and exposure, but the main things generally speaking for me are:
- RISK MANAGEMENT (!!!!), so position sizing and/or stop losses
- Cut your losers absolutely ruthlessly every time. Just fuck it off
- Add size to your winners and let them exhaust before closing
- MACD is KING
- Practice. Watch charts. Go all in (not literally)
- Patience. You don't have to be in the market at all times
Spare me your medical mumbo jumbo. Am I buying an island yet?
I'm a twit
Mel - it might be easier to just put the spreadsheet stuff into Google Sheets and make it viewable but not editable?
You'll be getting endless requests for access. Don't do it. Keeps the updates pithy and infrequent.
How are we getting on? @Mellberg
Sources tell me he went for a big buy of the rouble Friday night.
We're going to end up funding Russian separatists and getting shut down.
Up another 10%, boys. Tick. At work. Details later.
I'm calling the camwhore now with an engagement ring and an e-ticket to the UK with her name on it.
A phone call sounds pricey, won't she just see it if you say it in the chat?