"Where you going for dinner, Mellin?"
"A steak at Salt Bae's."
"And how you paying for that?"
*is never heard from again*
"Where you going for dinner, Mellin?"
"A steak at Salt Bae's.
"And how you paying for that?"
*is never heard from again*
Down £1500 lads.
"I went long on the steak and 3x leveraged the Peppercorn Sauce. Sorry lads."
"When I said I went out for dinner, I meant I bought the place."
Originally Posted by Mellberg
I've had two serious barrel-laugh fits of the giggles today like I haven't had in months/years. The first was a tweet (and its replies) by commentator Andrew Lilico questioning why it would be wrong to sell your own blood to be eaten as black pudding. The second was the last string posts in this thread. Kudos to both.
Deadline's nearly up. Will post tomorrow a full list of who has paid and how much in total. It's approx £3,500
Gonna be some fucking holiday. Thanks lads.
We're not even getting a picture of the cracking meal?
I paid for that with money stolen from a Help for Heroes collection box.
Odds on Mellin being one of Tom Moore's family members?
Some fucking admin this is.
Is it all gone?
Gone
Mellin, can I have your FCA number please? I need it for something.
What's happening? Has he lost it all already?
I thought we were meant to be getting daily updates and not just some fucking cryptic message and a "I'm going out for dinner lol".
Spikey's furiously working to draw up a press release and lines to take.
Have you put money into anything like this before? Mellin’s communicated more in a few days than you usually see in six months.
If by "anything like this" you mean sending money to a stranger with a promise that he will give you back a million pounds within a few weeks, I am sure no one in here has done anything like this before. I hope.
Aye, a few alarm bells there.
I meant any sort of investment. You’ll be lucky to get more than a generic email per month.
If you’re getting wound up after a few days over £100 then this probably wasn’t for you.
That is what THE CONTRACT says, so people have the right to moan.
The ombudsman will also be coming to get you too, Ben.
Mellin sympathisers WILL stand trial.
Anyway, the markets have fucking boomed today so there’s money to be had.
We want a comprehensive spreadsheet published by 15:30GMT or we riot
I want a full Power BI dashboard, fuck a spreadsheet.
I have good news and bad news.
The bad news is;
Mellin is dead
I killed him for inactivity
I hacked his account
I went 125x short on BP
The Bad news is;
There was only enough left to buy my FarmFoods Off Cuts. Apologies.
I'm not wound up about the £100, I'm annoyed we're not getting the rollercoaster we were promised.
The real mansion in Barbados is the posts we read along the way.
We should all give a tenner to Pleb. I'm convinced of it.
Lock the thread and come back in 3 months tbh.
The tension is building nicely, have patience. Mellin going off-net for 6 weeks or so then returning with a cryptic one sentence post in this thread will be fucking thrilling.
'This'. No cash outs.
I don't want to alarm anybody but I just received an email from a Nigerian prince that used the same bank details.
Ban anyone with less than 100 posts.
Correct, gents
Calm down. I'm not having several months of speculation into my moral fibre, so either accept it is what it is and have a little faith, or get out. It's zero skin off my nose if you're in or not. Everyone else, I will backfill any withdrawals for a higher percentage at this stage.
What you need to know is that the extra investment has taken us past step 5 on 10% increases (yes, I'm claiming that) and right now we are not trading as I'm spending the day getting organised, so I can best represent to you how we're doing on daily basis and what you have all contributed (and will get from that). Be patient. You gave me £100, not ten grand. We're going at medium pace, but I've got this, and I'm a man of my word.
Big update will land at some point today.
Last edited by Mellberg; 25-02-2022 at 04:13 PM.
Also, you need to factor in that one of the main factors in trading is emotional balance, and considering I'm trading on your behalf and there is 100% an effect in play on my thought process whilst trading here, let's try and keep things on an even keel.
We are rich, aren't we?
Team Mellin
Everything I've said has been a joke Mellers
Apart from the criticism of your Bank Account. What the fuck is Modulr?
But, like, cumulatively, right?
We’re only one week in and the thread is on the verge of meltdown. Imagine what it’ll be like when we up in 6 figures and Mellin is going balls deep in Aeroflot
The ombudsman has been cancelled.
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