It's £200 a month so not too bad.
It's £200 a month so not too bad.
And how much of it is actually real. His whole personality is built on trying to be an odious billy big bollocks.
You need serious real money for that, or at least you need fake money (or a fake payslip when it's only online that you're blowing). Plus there's no way someone in such a remedial industry is making anything close to that unless they manage a good few mongs.
Edit - @Panda
Last edited by Giggles; 18-02-2022 at 10:52 PM.
I'm not lying lol.
I make €200,000 a year delivering parcels.
I'm not lying lol.
I make £300,000 plugging in ethernet cables.
I'm not lying lol.
I make $750,000 a year shaving pigs.
I'm not lying lol.
Fair play to anyone who is happy working their way up the greasy pole but for me personally I have my lifestyle balanced nicely with work, not sure the extra stress of changing role for more money would be worth it for me - I'd only have to think of more crap to buy with it. Struggling to offer birthday present suggestions for myself to my immediate family, such is the amount of crap I already own.
Are you suggesting I don't have a balanced lifestyle?
I'm saying whatever works for you. My brother in law works on comission selling Ford cars and can barely stop deepthroating them in any conversation to come up for air, yet he's terrified of taking a day off due to lost comission and the basic is pretty paltry. I couldn't be arsed with that.
Obviously you'll be making a lot more than that, but the only way I can make more now is to leave my nice role where I don't have to speak to anyone for days at a time and no-one bothers me aslong as my work is done. So for me, that is worth more than the higher paid options in my field where it is either shifts or having to talk to a lot more people and have a lot more stressful conversations and enforced overtime.
I'm travelling to a wedding which requires me to stay over the night before next week, so I'm taking a half day wednesday in addition to the thursday and friday off. I don't have to clear this with anyone, I just do it. There have been physical altercations on the shift side over holidays not being granted, and the exec level jobs I know people plan their holidays to places with no mobile signal or they wont be left alone.
I've also seen younger, more ambitious people in the team jump for the big money roles only to be desperate to come back to us within 18 months due to the particular nature of those roles so I'll stick with the devil I know, already got 15 years in my final salary pension scheme so why rock the boat when I'm happy where I am? I've worked enough jobs and been unhappy.
Get a load of RollerCOPER Guy here.
He already did a fly-by yesterday.
Haha not on the railway, the union angle means most people earning £70k+ look to age the same way premier league managers and prime ministers do.
I work in manufacturing. The union is rife. Cards are still stacked in the manager’s favour though. So long as the process is followed, Tommy Ten Absences is off to work in Carphone Warehouse.
Don't see why Magic would lie about his income. Not actually sure what he does but tech sale jobs - at least for SaaS etc. - pay pretty handsomely.
Magic being one of TTH's higher earners is a tasty plot twist.
Giggles firmly on the ropes.
Yes it's my dream to be magic. Top deductions there.
Lend us a tenner Magers.
I'm actually a pole dance called Tabatha.
She is. She's got amazing pins.
Both legs and the head?
I shave pigs and do charity work on weekends for the climate.
I think I had a dream [or just imagined] that someone came on here defending magic saying there are plenty of jobs in IT that pay very well [sort of like what's happened], but then he came back and said no, he does just plug phones in, thank you very much.
Henry was the phone plugger inner wasn't he?
He wasn't even that. He just sold the broadband tariffs.
I bet he's an undercover for the British government.
I was a network/voice engineer, moved in to selling it as the sales people were shit. I was only on 35k, dropped down to 25k and made 50k in commission in my first full year. I left because the company were cunts and on my new/current job went up to 30k but my comp plan wasn't anywhere near as good so dropped to about 48k in the pandemic. This last year has been really good so up to 61k but my new/new job is 41k basic and a much higher comp plan so 6 figures is very achievable. I only have to hit 75% of target to get 100k.
I'll do it. I'm always successful as an ENFP with ADHD. I know so much more about myself now, I do have a good balance and stay true to my values. But I can see why neurotypicals struggle to understand why I do the things I do when to them it makes no sense and is always the difficult option.
You don't have to explain it Magic. We all know this is just 7D chess from Jimmy to justify his own wage. He has Baz booked in to surreptitiously slip Barney one of his TTH cards next week.
The soft shites are too busy planning their boosters to succeed in things like their career. They'd probably be too worried about breaking the median range if they earned a higher salary.
Magic earning as much as two Jimmys. Take all the brown paper packages you want, lad.
And I live in a comparatively cheap part of the world so the cost of living is low.
Does anyone else believe in those personality types or horoscopes?
He's more saying he's a card carrying autist, Lofty. A man of science has confirmed it at some point.
I just find it odd when people act like neurodiverse is a badge of honour over the 'neurotypical' people. I'd say 4/5 out of my work team (and I am included in the 4) are broken brained oddballs but it's good for a laugh, that's about it.
It's a great gift and a huge curse. I just know how to use it.
I mean, you're not carrying like Pavel does where he thinks it's an actual magic power. That's a plus.
Some of the reactions to this have been properly lol.
I'm happy for you Magic. (Can you get back to me about that tenner? Fence geezer is due round in a bit.)
Someone find a decent one of those personality tests and start a Fred.
Other ENFPs include igor_balis, phonics, and mokbull lmao turns out he's making this salary stuff up. Sorry Lofty.
Phonics earns well doesn't he? Or did before he left Tax Paradise for this shithole. No idea how Mockers earns.
Igor being on the same list as them is mental though. When even is an ENFP? Because I'm struggling to think of a unifying characteristic between Magic, Phonics, Mokers and Igor.
"Extraverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Prospecting"
They are all loud fannys to be fair. The personality horoscope works. Although Magic has no feelings, so maybe not.
"These people tend to embrace big ideas and actions that reflect their sense of hope and goodwill toward others"
Fuck off Magic
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Did phonics actually move to Wales that time?
I don’t know if I did it first time round. Does it take long?
Didn't mokbull attend a good university to do a proper degree (cs or something)? He probably is on good money now. Igor is letting team ENFP down.