World War Sea.
World War Sea.
Look, if the crabs come, we'll just eat the bastards.
God bless SAGE and their fearmongering.
Here come the million deaths a day brigade.
Supposed to fly to France tomorrow. They require a negative PCR test within 48 hours. My wife booked us to get tested this morning, but the woman just said we should get the result in 2-3 business days, so now my wife is chimping out. There is a place that gives you results within an hour in the airport, for $250.
I never stopped WFH
Even managed to swerve going in for a phone upgrade: they're posting me out a new one. Now if I could just get back to not having to smash 40 hours a month overtime to meet deadlines it would be all gravy.
Shut the fuck up, this is serious. Get me Sajid or that other dirty ethnic infront of a lectern within 2 hours before shit gets real.
News conference at 6 from the PM. It's happening.
I can't help but think Allegra Stratton is Alan Partridge's PA.
Looking at the numbers as well, they're going to have to do a hell of a lot more than send people home to work if they want to keep hospitalisations under 1,000 a day.
COV£D pass has landed.
Wake up sheeple
Probably the most costly thing they could do, with the least benefit.
It sounds like they think Omicron is fine-ish in a highly vaccinated country but going caution for caution's sake again.
Us real working cunts can’t do a thing from home.
What else can the £ mean you knob head?
Wake up sheeple.
Oh, you were that thick.
Boris is now even broaching the subject of mandatory vaccines.
Is it? Boris Johnson cheats on his partners and lies about everything. Having seen him do it (and, what's more, constantly get away with it and win things) are you more or less likely to do so? It's a bit like saying you only haven't raped anybody because you couldn't hack prison.
Couple that with booster vaccines now and then another one when we've reformulated it. You couldn't make this up.
Go back to writing the book for your own sanity.
"Erm, it's a sitcom, actually."
The state of these journalists.
Is there any evidence of this? I thought they'd just gone with reduces severe illness (ie the main point), but by focusing on cases and transmission the waters are somewhat muddied allowing for [endless] restrictions.
Thought Moyes' comments were strange to that end today. Wanting to know the person next to you is vaccinated only really works if that is of any benefit to you (which the fear-mongering would suggest not seeing as the general population is vaccinated to the eyeballs) unless you're some sort of super altruist and are worried about maybe killing them if they aren't. It's not a great conspiracy though, it's just weak leaders doing stuff for the sake of it and worst case scenarios being allowed to be the de facto starting point for policy.
The virus is driving this primarily.
That's an incredible take.
Lol at the compliant losers being stuck between compliance and hating bojo.
That's the same as saying "there's no way that MP could have done anything against the public interest to feather his own nest as he's already a millionaire".
It would also make Pfizer and AstraZeneca the first multi-billion dollar, multi-national powerhouses to say "yeah, we've earned enough money now, let's stop driving that revenue stream".
Correlation doesn’t equal causation. They might be profiting off this pandemic (and thank god they are), but it doesn’t automatically mean they are driving the fear train and forcing governments to give boosters.
What impact did WFH have on the numbers last year?
Kiko's desperately putting together a collection of medical research papers he has no clue about to try and keep the iT rEdUcEs TrAnSmIsSiOn motto alive. Just replace it with 'Baaaaaaa' lad.
Everyone doubling down.