Still, on the downside, a day to unite us all:
Still, on the downside, a day to unite us all:
Yes empower them to die from bovid.
I see it really helped...Originally Posted by Spikey M
Indeed.
When did Christmas move to March.
M8.
What is "bovid" meant to mean?
Oh great, she's back.
Remember when the government was encouraging everyone to grass on their neighbours and teenagers were hiding in airing cupboarda when the rozzers raided their house parties? People are going to make careers out of documenting the insanity of this period of history.
Last time you saw you're family, you all fucking caught it.
Remember when we were told not to pet cats etc as they can load it on? And when the scandi countries killed every mink they could find?
And we were fine.Last time you saw you're family, you all fucking caught it.
I have written a special commemorative poem. It's called 'The Power of the Older Generation'.
The Power of the Older Generation
Captain Sir Tom
Strode out at the Somme,
On his Zimmer frame,
To public acclaim.
The Germans, on top,
Had killed quite a lot.
The Brits, under fire,
Had the man they required.
Captain Sir Tom
With a certain aplomb,
Spoke magic words thus:
'Summon the bus!'
Up then it drew,
The red number two.
With a new army corps,
To win the Great War.
Captain Sir Tom
Waved his newest troops on.
There was Ant, there was Dec,
That guy from Star Trek,
Fifty thousand key workers,
Zero immigrant shirkers.
Rashford, Sterling and all,
And, of course, Heather Small.
Captain Sir Tom
Had one more shock bomb:
From out of the clouds
Came thousands more lads,
For Tom had deployed
Our dead World War One boys.
Understandable angst
Broke out in the ranks.
'Captain Sir Tom!
We're not dead! We're not gone!'
The Captain ducked well,
Dodging a shell,
Avoiding a mortar,
To point at his daughter.
'Lads, don't be miffed,
She'll keep up the grift.'
I'm smelling proper chancing and snout in the trough with this one.
Making people die on their own while at best handing them an iPad to see loved ones, banning people seeing the bodies of their loved and then ruining the subsequent funeral, will be hard to top.
At the same time, people like me (and everybody I know) who didn't follow them anyway can't get all pissy about it.
You weren’t x
Surely it's the people who did follow them, millions of them, that are getting pissy about it. If you and/or your friends and family are then, well...
Lovely poem btw Jim. You should post it on social media and see how long it takes for the police to get involved.
Sounds like WFH is coming back among other restrictions.
This PMQ is beautiful.
He's in real trouble here, for the first time in his reign.
Yeah, the people who followed them to the letter throughout can moan. Do you know any of those?
Distraction tactics coming this evening. No doubt some Omicron data that will cause some new restrictions with Boris talking about saving Christmas etc.
He might be gone by tonight, or as good as gone. Feels like critical mass.
Big Gazza Neville called it in his rant at 4am. (What kind of weirdo wakes up at that time on their own accord?)
Not quite sure it works in as black and white way as that and surely you appreciate that those setting the rules should be setting the example?
Trying to put restrictions in place now would just turn the heat up, surely?
This all ends with Priti Patel as PM.
No way Johnson goes from this. Why would he?
Border Force is SS uniforms by Monday.
Because he's now lying in the open and on an ongoing basis, while also (bizarrely) trying to introduce more restrictions as a distraction tactic - his party will kill him.
He's been lying in the open since day 1, no?
Not quite as brazenly as this. Sometimes it takes small and relatable things (like a Christmas party) to show the wider public how a man operates.
If he does try to bring PLAN B in and nobody listens, what else are they supposed to do?
If it's that serious why do you need their example? This has been a mystery to me since day one of people moaning about breaches.
Just finishined wanking to PMQs. All I want for Xmas is plan B and WFH for a few months but if I'm getting a civil uprising too
They can't can Johnson until all of this is officially over (if it ever will be). If the replacement is going to win another election, Johnson needs to soak up any remaining pandemic criticism.
That's a good point, actually. Nobody wants the pandemic on their plate. It'll be Boris' sword to fall on as much as the Brexit vote was Cameron's.
Really?
The government should role model or they're absolute hypocrites (and law breakers probably). I don't know where this defence is coming from.
Any one of them will snap at the chance to be PM, just like he did. In fact he was in a far more perilous position than this, where he could have been out within weeks.
My Jeremy Hunt for PM prediction lives to fight another day, even if he ends up with it 'by default'.
That's literally the way society functions in almost any area you could care to mention.
Agreed. WFH has to be a priority.Just finishined wanking to PMQs. All I want for Xmas is plan B and WFH for a few months but if I'm getting a civil uprising too
I would also be up for this. A small sacrifice for the greater good.
I won't be working from home even if giant crabs invade, so you can all get fucked.
My house is nearer the coast than the office is, so our new crab overlords could see me back in the office too. Bastards.
We'll all be conscripted into World War 3 come the end of January anyway.
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