Ally McCoist and Glenn Hoddle co-comms on the two games tonight, the two best in the business. Both just ooze love for football from every pore.
Paul Scholes is looking rough
Is that serious or a joke? 🧐
That's Steve Sidwell.
100% serious. He keeps on putting a fake Irish accent on too. It’s a bit racist if you ask me.
It's clearly Ricky Hatton.
Someone should send him a bullet in the post to deter him
Arsenal are so fucking dull to watch.
If Tavares lets that drop to Martinelli it’s 3-2.
That's a clear penalty.
What the fuck is that tackle?
He’s really been quite poor recently.
In other news, Lazio were losing 3-1 at home against Udinese at half time, made it 4-3 and conceded an equaliser in the 99th minute, in a game with three red cards.
Aubemeyang
He looks offside but he should still be burying that.
I’m jinxed Aubameyang with that 1v1 comment. How’s he miss that.
Every time I see Jessie Lingard his facial features have shrunk by a further 5% and retreated closer to the centre of his face.
Absolutely chucked this. Should be 4-3.
Nice to see that Van de Beek is still getting his customary two minutes.
Saka has no goalscoring instinct whatsoever. Two clear chances gone begging because he’s mooching around waiting for the ball to come out to him.
Scraping for a goal and Elneny is passing sideways and Tavares can't cross...
A naive performance from Arsenal.
Should have kept Carrick until the end of the season.
Carrick has left the club.
He might have been a better choice for nyucassle manager.
The Amazon coverage is pretty fucking great, apart from the delay. All football should be broadcast on staggered 45 minute interval kick offs.
It's weird as a United fan having someone in charge who sounds like they have a plan and know what they are talking about.
The new Louis.
Theroux, Tomlinson or Betts?
If he knew what he was talking about he'd have been appointed permanently.
I don't think he's interested in managing full time though.
There's already reports he may well stay on.
"New Manager may stay Manager".
What a scoop.
I'm not sure anyone was claiming it was a "scoop", but given it would be a change of the initial plan I think it would qualify as news.
What tier
Horse's mouth tier.
Maybe tier, Maybe tears.
I love the idea of a manager sitting in a press conference saying something out loud, and the reddit weasels spending the next five hours exchanging coded messages about which tier of journalist have reported and whether it's true, having not actually listened themselves.
Just noticed that there are three 2pm kick offs in the Premier League on Sunday and none are televised. That's going to be a shitstorm.
Gateshead look an alright side to watch. Play fairly nice while whilst having potential bomb scares by playing it back to the keeper a lot. Adam Campbell looks a haunted man. Charlton should win this but there's chances in it for us. We've not really got a hold of Jaiyesimi.
Jorginho has done well in the last week for two of the conceded goals
No idea why Mendy doesn’t just kick the ball after his initial touch though.
He has been a seething mess in this game ever since he didn't get that foul and got done for handball picking it up afterwards. Mendy needs to be told not to fucking take a touch ever again. He's not 'good with his feet', he's a fucking goalkeeper. All goalkeepers are worse with their feet than all outfield players.