People (it's women) parking as close as possible to the door of places at all costs is a real societal issue. Just walk 30 yards, it's not hard ffs.
People (it's women) parking as close as possible to the door of places at all costs is a real societal issue. Just walk 30 yards, it's not hard ffs.
There was a footballer, I can't bloody remember who, who admitted that when he lived in London he basically just parked where he liked and just paid all the fines - easier than finding parking or public transport. His wife did the same.
Cars are too big nowadays as well.
They do sort of means test speeding fines don't they?
There is for court fines, but it's nowhere near what it should be. The bands are normally something like £100 - £1000, but the difference in income between a Universal Credit claimant and a City Banker is going to be worlds apart. Especially when the Universal Credit claimant would have to cut back on the food shop to afford the £100 and the Banker would just write off a grand as a business expense.
Fuck you Kiko.
Brothers got to get his hovis.
Brovis before hovis, as they say
Kingsmill for this Kings meal.
John terry was the famous case iirc
I'm a twit
Had no electricity since about 11 this morning (it’s 3:30 now). Reported it and they sent out people to have a look. Turned out it wasn’t isolated to us and was impacting about 20 houses.
Get a reported fix time of 2:30 and when it hits that time we get a call that power is back on and it was ‘scheduled maintenance’. Bullshit. No warning, no notice and nothing on their website.
Anyway the power never came back on so we reported it instantly and now they are saying “a downed power line” and est fix time of now.
Why can’t they just be honest?
Edit: and it just updated from a 3:30 fix to “reassessing condition”. Lovely.
People who ask questions at the end of a long day of webex / zoom training. Save them for an email for the trainer you selfish twats.
Absolutely, although simultaneously, I am disturbed by prolonged silences after a request for questions/comments on big calls.
It really depends on the call and subject I guess, if the invitation is an empty one for questions right at the end of a simple training session, yep. If the progress of the call is designed around audience participation, hang whoever decided to do it as such instead of a nice continuous prose.
Standing in line for coffee next to half the Brisbane Lions squad really hits home at how short and bald I am...
I felt like I was standing next to 15 Captain America's.
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"My special power is Early Onset Dementia."
Some shitebag not slowing down on loose chippings did my windscreen this morning. I’m only lucky it passed its test last week.
Am I doing something wrong or can Apple TV really not remember where you left off in a show?
I’m using the Apple TV+ app on my TV. If I leave an episode somewhere, when I go back on to the app the same episode will be shown as my ‘up next’ and always start from the beginning.
The smells coming out of my arse are almost worrying today. I spent a month or so being really sensible and boring, but had a mini relapse the last couple of days and it's like my body is protesting. It was just some bacon and mince and a few chocolates and biscuits, but it smells like when I'd had a large mixed kebab and 10 pints of guiness the night before. At least I haven't shat myself.
Your body is rewarding you.
The second series of The Morning Show. It's not as bad in comparison to the first series as people had made out (so far, I'm on ep4). Outside that the only thing I watch on it is For All Mankind, though I may go back to series 2 of Ted Lasso over Christmas also.
Never got into The Morning Show. Think I went two episodes deep and felt that it was trying a bit too hard.
Long Way Up / Round / Down is fantastic if you're into travelogue / adventure kinda show. Ewan McGregor and some other fella doing long distance trips on motorbikes. Top Gear specials without the scripting, challenges, and twats.
For some reason I detest Jennifer Aniston. Not sure why.
Leave Jennifer Aniston alone. She has aged better than Courtney Cox.
I'm sure she'd look a million times better if she hadn't as well.
Her top lip would anyway. Though she’s still in some shape in fairness to her.
Monica Bellucci still the GOAT.
No-one is looking better than Elvira does at 70.
The barbers I go to opens 7.30 Saturdays, I thought I was being well clever arriving at 7.15 to have a fag and wait at the front. Already 4 blokes waiting. What? It's a bit like when people camp out at the front of a gig venue to get to the front, except in a dark deserted town centre.
I wanna be like fuck off you losers but I'm obviously part of the problem.
The same problem at mine, any day of the week is a risk. People just want to get it done and get on with their day.
Me, Jimmy and Foe right now.
#BaldLyfe
Queenslander.
If you're going to a barbers that doesn't have a booking system you're doing it wrong.
Being up and out at 7am on a Saturday =
Yep it’s the only way to go. I was home from 3 different supermarkets by a quarter past 9 this morning. It’ll be pandemonium later on in there.
Why are you shopping in 3 Supermarkets? I thought only my in-laws did that.
3 Supermarkets, 2 Masks, 1 Ireland.