DocuSign. It's just great.
DocuSign. It's just great.
Your mum.
You're both right.
1. Elasticated jeans. My legs should always feel hugged.
2. Athleisure. Specifically women’s athleisure in sizes 10 and below.
3. That moment where the cheese starts to sort of bubble when making cheese on toast and you know the party is about to start.
4. Last minute final fantasy game changers. Thank you for the 92nd minute goal, Tony RUUD.
5. Wearing shorts instead of trousers.
Call me a pervert at your peril.
And now we wait for the peril.
Peril pleases me. There you go Quince.
I am fine (70% sure, not missing the last barbecue of summer even if I'm not.)
Only having two days of work left before going back to uni to do my masters.
3 days? Don't you usually get about 10 hours of [face-to-face] tuition a week? Might be even less thinking back as I don't recall 'tutorials' being a thing at that level. I suppose it somewhat depends on the subject.
Shorts really are better than trousers. Postmen know what's up.
Well the units I’ve started seem to require quite a bit of work, but it gives me a chance to work out a schedule that suits me the best, which is pretty great as we’re expecting our second child to be born sometime in the next two weeks.
But yeah, I don’t have much to attend daily and since everything is still done through Zoom and the likes it’s pretty great.
What the fuck is 'athleisure'?
Clothes that pretend to be sports clothes but are really lazing about clothes.
Jack Wills trackies and that shit.
I think.
Trackies?
So, sweatpants? Or leggings? If leggings, I will add a +1.
Add those shorts that are so short that the bottom of the arse is out.
I read it as leggings. The ones that go up the lady's arse, to whoever invented them I doff my hat.
I wear shorts for work because I'm a legend.
Athleisure was meant as sports leggings and crop tops for women’s gym wear.
I deserved to be called a pervert, and the inventor deserves a knighthood.
I wore shorts for work one day during the summer when it was ridiculously hot. Was while I was doing adult surgery.
One of the surgical consultants tried to tell me I wasn't allowed to (he's a twat). I won that battle.
I imagine I looked ridiculous so perhaps he won the war.
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For what it’s worth, I’ve been wearing football shirts and shorts with my snapcap whilst working from home.
Apparently the platform offshore manager hates it. But whatever. You’re technicians love seeing me rocking a Chelsea Kante top on camera in the morning call.
Probably wouldn’t be feasible in the office.
I'm a twit
I also wear shorts for work. Not all the time, but whenever I feel like it.
I bought these things called ‘Mugsy Jeans’ and I’m never going back. Look like normal jeans but they’re like sweatpants in material. Incredible stuff.
My neighbour is a tick ting Fleur East hybrid fitness instructor and was up a step ladder out the front in some athleisure leggings the other day, I nearly gave myself a boz eye trying to perv on the sly as I walked past.
Wish I had a ridiculously sexy neighbour or milf neighbour. Would really boost morale.
She is definitely the street hottie, the other neighbours are by and large miserable rotund fishwives.
I have an incredible neighbour up the road, but she was in the shop the other day speaking to a clearly disinterested shopkeeper about her horse - "Sugarpuff" - for 5 minutes while I stood waiting to buy my Lychee Rubicon. Slag.
It gave me time to take in her Athleisured arse, but people with horses are the most boring people on earth. What a waste.
In my limited experience women involved with horses are pure dirt. I know a lad who is a farrier and spends as much time shagging on yards as he does shoeing horses.
Which I great if you can take the tedium between the sex. I went out with a horse owning girl before I went to Uni and it was painful. It's like owning a horse is a personality replacement.
"Were you into scat when you just had one?"
"What are your opinions on Ivermectin?"
Getting my mufti beard cleaned up at the Barbers is satisfying.
Just had a win in poker so good I feel guilty about it.
MrTwits pic is very fitting there.
I'm a twit
I've just learned that the stupid meerkats in the stupid meerkat adverts are voiced by the guy who played Michael in I'm Alan Partridge. Love stuff like that.
Quiet and posh 22 year old lad has moved to our godforsaken shithole from Brighton to work at my place, and happily threw himself into our little night out last night, which was sound. The thing I loved most though was when a few of us went to the jukebox, in a fairly rough Rugby pub, he wacked on bloody Frank Sinatra with absolutely zero hestitation. Big balls move that I really respected, even though I have very little fondness for that big band bullshit.
To clarify, I mean a pub within the town of the same name, not a pub full of cunts in polo shirts and bootcuts banging on about how football is full of diving fannies and not real men like in rugby, in the most boring one-sided rivalry in world sport.
The emoji is still fair for either though.
igor_balis sinking a fiver into the jukebox to put the Vengaboys on repeat. About the third time in people start noticing, but nothing happens and he wasted his fiver.
Rough pubs love that shit. 9 times out of 10, the rougher the pub the better. They don't charge stupid prices and they've got all the entertainment staples in pool tables, dart boards, jukeboxes and lunatics. On top of that, you can pretty much do what you want without getting kicked out.
Yes mate, we played pool at the first place (despite being bookies favourite for last place in the Yevrah open, I got genuine gasps of admiration for making a couple of simple 1 cushion snooker escapes, which were absolutely deserved), and then a mammoth session of around the world on the dart board in the Sinatra pub. This nice middle aged fella approached me and asked if he could "play the winner" during our darts game, and when I said "mate, we're all absolutely shit" he sort of apologised and backed away, and left the pub about a minute later, which was weird. Wise move as it took us about another hour to reach 20.
You should have invited him into the game. You need to mingle in these places cause talking to a regular is like a side mission in GTA. You have no idea what sort of shit you're getting involved in, but you know it'll be fun.
Also, any pub with table football alongside everything else is immediately a 10/10.