He looks good. Shame he’s injured every ten minutes
Brighton: £50m?? Well in, lads.
Chelsea: Pending results of The Operation
Leeds: Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames! Danj-Ames!
Liverpool: Because FM contract renewals are the best bit!
Manchester United: Ronaldo 1-0 (plus some other nobodies.)
The Villa: Young.
Tottenham: Levy will be delighted to keep Charlie Kane around.
West 'Am: Big Mark Noble's presence is like three new signings.
You didn't list [somebody else] Webly, you cunt.
If we don't talk about 'tiers' ever again it'll be too soon.
He looks good. Shame he’s injured every ten minutes
Norwich have just bought shit. Brentford have spent about half what they have and all at similar level but just shows how big a factor recruitment is because both sides have quality coaches and a good base to work from.
How's their new stadium @Don?
Cute. Some flats overlook the pitch from a location that must give their balcony/living room an unreal view. Wonder how much of a boost prem football has given on their value.
RIP to the standing stand at Griffin Park though so ultimately, it's just another standard shit football experience until that comes back in.
It annoys me that the 4pm Sunday game seems to have permanently morphed into being at 4.30 now. I don't know why, but it does.
This is pretty much United's best team, so if they lose the season is a write-off.
West Ham confirming their small club status with all the Ronaldo booing here, but who will be the first side to chant 'Messi' like tinpot national fans do to him?
Spawny goal, but probably deserved overall. Man Utd have been wank. The binman is not helping himself and I defended him too.
Mahow?
He really is building a collection of shit goals. Incredible how they turned it on as soon as they went behind. What is all that about?
Well where have we seen this script before.
Time to find the best odds for a United win at half time and pile on.
EDIT: Didn’t even last to half time.
Fernandes' crossing/passing is so fucking good.
The easy explanation would be that whatever worthless instructions he does (or doesn't) give go out the window and the players take over; but why don't they just do that from the off?
It's a pity none of our other strikers thought of just buying off every goalie they face.
I think Bruno Fernandes is the driving force behind the comebacks, which is why England can't change their binman laid plans. They don't have anybody with Character - a Big Character - like him.
Is there anything anywhere that explains exactly how the Spurs game is THE WORLD'S FIRST NET CARBON ZERO football match? My bullshit detector is going mental.
Harry Kane mouthbreathing it all in.
Through the power of VEGANITY and they've invented recycling.
I'm a big fan of 'To Care is to Do'.
Zero waste to landfill? Let's assume that everything they think they're recycling is recycled, I'm still not having that for one minute.
They've repurposed their Stadium's artisanal cheese room into a miniature rainforest
Daniel Levy sifting through the rubbish by hand, burning the non-recyclables to heat his office.
He was probably offside but how on earth has that been given as a foul on Soucek?
I'm a huge fan of Yarmolenko coming on and purring around the place like he's Robert Prosinecki.
That is one of the more outrageous dives I've seen for a while. Like the old days.
It’s the throwing yourself on the floor twice afterwards too.
Rick Fox is looking dodgy for Man Utd at the back.
This is all set up for a 90+2 winner from everyones favourite hero.
Brighton are second? I can't even be mad at that.
West Ham 3-1, Ronaldo player-manager by Tuesday.
I would sack him for not celebrating. You were there for a few months mate.
I, for one, am shocked.
Zouma still trash.
Don't worry Leicester fans, I've finally taken Harvey Barnes out of my fantasy team so this should be the end of his horrific form.
Solskjaer's 'knowing the club' gets them a certain amount of jammy last minute winners per season, we rival fans just have to accept that rough with the 'tactical ineptitude' smooth.
That was a clear penalty
That’s also a clear penalty
Why did Ronaldo dive before contact? If he stays on his feet, it would have been a pen.
How do you need VAR to see that that's a penalty?
They're going to give that.
Bringing a player on to take a penalty might just relegate David Moyes to binman status.
As if Noble's chucked in a 'nice height' penalty at that point.
Horrific management
What a shite penalty.
Ref shouldn't let them bring on a sub like that - he should wait until after the pen.